Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Lackadaisy]

Spoiler: doll sperging

You also have to change their poses every so often as their "bones" will get stiff and ruin the doll (unable to move the joints and I think the silicone losing its elasticity?) you also have to powder them with cornstarch though baby powder is fine to keep the skin from getting sticky, tacky & dirty, and yep clean out those holes with a syringe set up (bulb or just one of those plastic ones) and then after that fully flushing with anti bacterial soap and water and making sure its dry after with a cloth on a stick or a sponge stick.

Why do you know so much about Real Dolls

 

[IngusNSFW]

I don't think this has been posted yet but lol'd. He says it's very expensive when he makes what? 5k a month which is enough to port to other consoles.

>Unity 5 users have access to Xbox license, and he already made the controls
As someone already pointed out, the only thing he'd have to do is pay for his game's distribution which would hardly effect his shekels. And is a few hundred dollars.

>Mass-producing copies is not what the person asked specifically.
Does he even know that to port to PS4 it's only $2,500 dollars for a license which again, he makes so much more in a MONTH's time. If he's been saving then he has more than enough to produce the game there digitally AND possibly physical.

Not only that but 100 copies isn't going to cover all his supports aka his paterons and volunteers that do all the work inculding tinyBuild while he sits on his ass and streams.

It's apparent that Eva has no idea what he's doing just like the U.S President.

 

[FataBataRang]

With all that effort needed, couldn't you just pick up a girl at the bar?

Call me pessimistic, but the kind of people desperate enough to spend thousands of dollars on a life-size fucktoy probably won't be picking anyone up anytime soon.

 

[A Sign]

Why do you know so much about Real Dolls

After seeing some show about obsessions where a guy had a whole house of them, I don't really remember. Went to look up what they where all about.
It was linked to some video about some Korean dude who married his animu body pillow

Spoiler: off topic

I'm gonna leave for a while. Don't wanna deal with being called something i'm not over crap I read info about over curiosity & boredom

 

[IngusNSFW]

Spoiler: off topic

That's extreme.

 

[ghostyTrickster]

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/YandereDev work on the Yandere Dev article has begun

EDIT:I should probably mention that if you have any useful information for the article you should DM it to me, whether it be a more up to date picture of Yandere Dev or screenshots of some of his more fetish-y ideas for yan sim. Bless

 

[babychan]

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/YandereDev work on the Yandere Dev article has begun

Why do I feel sad when I look at that picture lol, maybe you should add a pic of his current appearance

 

[Aiko]

So, PULL is talking about the lycoris flowers (them being slightly poisonous someone posted) and I saw bijuu mike's thumbnail for the deadly secret behind the flowers video. I was like huh, where did I see those before? I know it's not a crime to use real life flowers in the game and everything, but Tokyo Ghoul had quite some focus on those flowers, I wouldn't be surprised if those flowers are inspiration or reference. Or maybe he was being creative since having the original game idea, call me optimistic.

 

[NimertiS]

With all that effort needed, couldn't you just pick up a girl at the bar?

Eva is an unfunny ugly son of a bitch
This scenario is impossible.

 

[IngusNSFW]

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/YandereDev work on the Yandere Dev article has begun

Thank god.
Even if most of us here were too lazy to do it, at least we're not as lazy as Eva.

 

[LongDongSchlong]

This was uploaded 3 weeks ago and I only just now found it.

Not only is this cringy and creepy, but consider this.
Did you see how fast he pulled up that gif? That means he probably didn't grab it from a google search at that moment specifically for the joke or anything, that file is most likely sitting on his machine.
Hmmm...now why would Yandere Dev have a random gif of a girl like that on his harddrive?


I'll leave the answer up to your imagination.

You can make the arguement it's a reaction gif, but it doesn't seem like a very good reaction gif then. It also has a surprisingly prominent view of her big busty boobies *slurp*

 

[Keystone]

After seeing some show about obsessions where a guy had a whole house of them, I don't really remember. Went to look up what they where all about.
It was linked to some video about some Korean dude who married his animu body pillow

Spoiler: off topic

I'm gonna leave for a while. Don't wanna deal with being called something i'm not over crap I read info about over curiosity & boredom

lol calm down

This was uploaded 3 weeks ago and I only just now found it.

Not only is this cringy and creepy, but consider this.
Did you see how fast he pulled up that gif? That means he probably didn't grab it from a google search at that moment specifically for the joke or anything, that file is most likely sitting on his machine.
Hmmm...now why would Yandere Dev have a random gif of a girl like that on his harddrive?


I'll leave the answer up to your imagination.

You can make the arguement it's a reaction gif, but it doesn't seem like a very good reaction gif then. It also has a surprisingly prominent view of her big busty boobies *slurp*

Holy fuck dude. Cringe

And yet I'm sure some of his fans still say, "Why can't devpai get any girls to like him? He's a great hardworking guy!"

Yes. Why. Big mystery.

*Slurping intensifies*

 

[IngusNSFW]

This was uploaded 3 weeks ago and I only just now found it.

Not only is this cringy and creepy, but consider this.
Did you see how fast he pulled up that gif? That means he probably didn't grab it from a google search at that moment specifically for the joke or anything, that file is most likely sitting on his machine.
Hmmm...now why would Yandere Dev have a random gif of a girl like that on his harddrive?


I'll leave the answer up to your imagination.

You can make the arguement it's a reaction gif, but it doesn't seem like a very good reaction gif then. It also has a surprisingly prominent view of her big busty boobies *slurp*

Not only that but he's so shit at the game. If there are actually people who find him funny, I pray for the definition of comedy in the next few years. 5 minutes is all it takes b4 I need to leave the stream.

That being said, It must be really painful to record and watch those clips like that unless you are a naive child or Eva himself.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

Question, I've been thinking about downloading Yandere Sim onto my computer and play around with it a bit to see if I can find anything interesting on Eva. I highly doubt I'll find anything but we could probably find something like game code or just general things of the game that boast that token Eva creepiness.

Also I know I'm probably late but props to GhostyTricktser on the wiki article.

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/YandereDev work on the Yandere Dev article has begun

EDIT:I should probably mention that if you have any useful information for the article you should DM it to me, whether it be a more up to date picture of Yandere Dev or screenshots of some of his more fetish-y ideas for yan sim. Bless

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

>Alex stabs Midori
>Midori represents the fanbase
Okay, we get it, you hate them.

 

[Keystone]

Ah, "senpai" still has Alex's scraggly, unkempt hairdo from the days when he wasn't balding. At what point will he get the emu neck and hook nose I wonder?

 

[Hui]

Holy fuck man that video was terrible. The last 20 seconds made me fucking cringe hard.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

When you just can't let go of your failed edgy goth girl protagonist.

 

[Keystone]

When you just can't let go of your failed edgy goth girl protagonist.
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This is just sad now.

 

[Cornfields]

"Yandere-Chan will finally have a way to earn money"

Alex you fucking jew

"There's something I've been working on for a very long time"
"But it's not done yet"
"You're going to love it"
"Whole bunch of secret projects and surprises"

Alex is the type of person that tells their friends "Oh this person told me this secret that I really want to tell you! But I can't, I promised I wouldn't "

"I received hundreds of messages"
Not again.

"... Urging me to work shorter hours"
"I've decided to take that advice"

Fucking hell

"I've been streaming games"
"If you'd like to check it out"

Stop shilling your shitty streams Eva

"Sometimes I just don't get the luxury of having enough time to actually write code"

Again with the "volunteers take up my time!!!" excuse. Isn't tinybuild helping you with the code already?

Also he stabs Midori and asks her to shut up because she has a question, yet he spends all his time typing long answers to stupid questions about the game on Reddit? And is he trying to imply that his fanbase is controlled by some higher power? And the naked Midoris surely say something about him...