Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Microplastics In My Blood]

Godspeed Sean. I look forward to Nick's meltdown when it happens.

Between this shit, the fact his PO is watching, and the MNPR drops, Nick "not a law channel" Rekieta is gonna hate streaming. Assuming he doesn't already.

The Confucius quote (possibly apocryphal) of "When you do the job you love..." ain't gonna apply to Nick. Now it really is work.

isn't the monty case ongoing in the background still or am I tardy and homosexual?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

isn't the monty case ongoing in the background still or am I tardy and homosexual?

It is scheduled for trial in December.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

It is scheduled for trial in December.

Just in time for retard of the year confirmation if it’s not in the bag already.

 

[dustnight]

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What this looks like:
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"I don't care if you slander other people, just don't do it to ME"

whoa buddy

 

[RodgerDodger]

Every day he becomes a little more like Ralph.

I keep waiting for the "Nick flees to Mexico to live on Ralph's Couch" arc.

 

[Niggernerd]

From the elissa clip Rekieta Doesn’t Need Sean’s Consent re: Supertips (Apr 29 2025). I suspect Sean is going to C&D Nick directly instead of Melton. Nick, of course, will double down so if there actually is some action that can be taken against Nick or Melton for the AI likenesses we might get to see it.


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The soon looks devious! Let's gooooo @Potentially Criminal

 

[PikminCollector]

Clip:
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A quick observation with the ACK ACK ACKing,
Does anyone else ALSO notice the high pitched "ahhh ahhh" he does after?
It's EXACTLY DSPs mannerism....

 

[Cap-tan]

I just remembered a long time ago Tim Pool was big mad that some guest had gone crazy with the cocaine in the Timcast bathroom. Was that Nick? I think he only ever came on Timcast as a guest once.

 

[Edward Teach]

Nonstop today with openly encouraging harassment of Kurt...damn he is stupid.

 

[Harm]

I remember Nick telling everyone that he didn't want to talk about personal drama on his own streams because his audience wouldn't like it, and that's why he kept going onto the pedophile's stream instead. Fast forward a few months, and Nick's livestream has immediately devolved into the exact thing he said his audience wouldn't like.

He's taking his lawtube audience, who have been getting their lawtube fix from the likes of Nate the Lawyer, Potentially Criminal, and Uncivil Law for a year now, and is focusing his streams on attacking these people that his audience grew to enjoy in his absence. His lawtube audience is being forced to decide between mature legal analysis from consistent lawtubers who don't poison their cupboard children with cocaine, or some bitch-made child abuser who knows nothing about the trial and won't shut up about his personal squabbles.

The only people who would side with him are people who don't care about legal analysis and only care about his personal drama, despite him avoiding streaming for months because he didn't want to alienate his audience with his personal drama.

It's really baffling.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I remember Nick telling everyone that he didn't want to talk about personal drama on his own streams because his audience wouldn't like it, and that's why he kept going onto the pedophile's stream instead. Fast forward a few months, and Nick's livestream has immediately devolved into the exact thing he said his audience wouldn't like.

He repeated this promise on his first Locals stream after conviction, then proceeded to call Kurt an incel one day later.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Just watched the MATI segment, and I'm almost surprised Nick thinks he can still hop in the shower and wish Josh a million pizza days and that'll get Josh to do things for him. Then I remember the booze and whipits

 

[Niggernerd]

I was skimming the stream and noticed his white balance was different and thought he might have seen this post.

This morning:
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But then I found out what happened - he showed his phone to the camera and that changed the white balance. I guess it's just on permanent auto-adjust? What a lazy bum.
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Holy fuck nick get new material already. Haha he's fat haha. you're an emaciated skeleton that drugged his daughter

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I keep waiting for the "Nick flees to Mexico to live on Ralph's Couch" arc.

Never gonna happen. Nick would be a fugitive who would be extradited and then almost certainly do actual time in prison, and by the time he's off probation, Ralph will probably be dead or incapacitated with worse mental and physical ailments.

 

[Perverted Monk]

Are they all 12?

No, but they act like it. They are all middle-aged Gen X losers that think they're comedians and still act like they are in the cool clique in high school. The dabbleverse is the most embarrassing shit ever. Worst part is that the main target of these sad sacks of shit, Stuttering John Melendez of The Howard Stern Show, hasn't even been interesting to follow for like 5 years now. It's why they are now desperately trying to shift their focus to a boring cow like Aaron.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

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Did this absolute nigger just reference the fucking Joker to justify giving his daughter cocaine?

"We're all 2 bad days away from this happening, man! It was out of my control! Not my fault at all! This coulda happened to anyone!"

Yes, it was 2 days and not the MONTHS of people saying "Nick, stop doing drugs, you're gonna fuck your life up and get arrested!"

Kill yourself in real life on stream, Nick.

People in real life comparing themselves to the joker are the biggest red flags to walk the Earth.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He just won't stop. Asks viewers to harass and mock Kurt, then retweets them, or replies to add his own two cents.
Please Nick, keep adding more material. We at the KiwiFarms like a good lulsuit.


[Archive]


[Archive]

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bottom line is, if you use Supertips, Pedomelt is 100% getting your shit, specifically thanks to Stripe integration, and Melton admits it.

Yeah and it’s frankly scandalous that Stripe hasn’t yanked the account of Pat Dixon for openly doxing his ex-gf on stream using their Supertip integration. She said she was filing a complaint with them. Dixon has repeatedly gloated about getting away with it and insists “If there was anything nefarious I could do with people’s information, Stripe wouldn’t let me have it.” Completely ignoring that doxing your customers is a violation of Stripe TOS.

 

[Harm]

Kurt's weight is such a retarded angle of attack anyways. Going from fat to fit is more of a curable situation than going from an emaciated drugged up skeleton to fit. If Nick wants to attack anyone for their health, he should start with the man in the cocaine tray's mirror.

Spoiler: ChatGPT analysis

Ran some facts about the two into ChatGPT and got this:




I swear on my fucking life, I didn't feed it the "chaos" moniker, it came up with that on its own.

The Emaciated Chaos Engine has a chance, but it's much more of a long shot than Kurt's health situation. However, Nick is a homosexual and only values whether he finds a body visually appealing. Health has nothing to do with his perspective. He's basically giving Kurt the "you are fat and I wouldn't have sex with you" line.

 

[Perverted Monk]

A quick observation with the ACK ACK ACKing,
Does anyone else ALSO notice the high pitched "ahhh ahhh" he does after?
It's EXACTLY DSPs mannerism....

Gotta love the nervous cope laugh they both do. "See guys? I'm totally not SEETHING WITH THE MOST INTENSE RAGE at this, I'm just so above it all. See how much it doesn't bother me everyone?" Narcissists that just have to be in control of the narrative at all times. Also, I noticed that recently Phil has referred to some criticisms of him as "weird".