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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
Could have saved a lot of time and hassle K-dog.
We've been calling out Brianna's abuse and lies for years

maybe you shouldn't have tried to cover that up with lies of your own about KF
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I will not be surprised if a bunch of that video is just rehashed parts of the Kiwi Farms thread. I guess that might be a little too clever for the gunted idiot though.
 
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Captain Retard said:
So Keffals appears to have been anonymized in the DD video. Smart move from DD. Well played.
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could work against DD . "sweeping" is the allegation du jour and the critics will use the anonymization of K-dog to impeach DDs overall methodology and source quality.
It's like the old frosted flakes commercial with Tony the Tiger as an anonymous silhouette
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5 minutes into the video (watching on x2 speed obviously) and I'm already snoozing
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It feels a little bit like
and KF is the Simpsons
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I will not be surprised if a bunch of that video is just rehashed parts of the Kiwi Farms thread.
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It would be really funny seeing Keffals get stuck in a feedback loop where people are pointing out he stole content from KF but how could he when he already boldly declared KF had been obliterated from the internet.

As to the video itself, can any Kiwi brave enough to watch the whole thing confirm whether or not they bring up Wu throwing Chloe 'Burning Man 2018' Sagal to the wolves? Even though it was purely self-preservation on Wu's part, telling Sagal to go fuck himself was one of the few based things he's ever done.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
As to the video itself, can any Kiwi brave enough to watch the whole thing confirm whether or not they bring up Wu throwing Chloe 'Burning Man 2018' Sagal to the wolves? Even though it was purely self-preservation on Wu's part, telling Sagal to go fuck himself was one of the few based things he's ever done.
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It's brought up about 1h12m in. It's not accusatory
It's along the lines of addressing it so it doesn't blow up the comments sense. With a suicide is bad messaging (with a get help micro PSA) and that blaming Brianna isn't appropriate. Which I think is fair.

I think the worst it shows in Bri on that is her default to a humblebrag posture of "I've got a business to run" - ego fortress
but Chloe was asking Bri Bri to aid in fraud (hey, fraud that KF covered -hey Lama hows about ya know, a little something for the effort. Besides trying to scrub KF from the internet that is) so I don't blame anyone for telling her to pound sand on that

Funny though, the farms get mentioned earlier, but these types of commentaries don't really get around to generalizing that to include the farms.
and as luck would have it, when talking about inappropriate blaming there just never seems to be enough time or an opportunity to bring up that a KF "Kill Count" is a parody mocking people also inappropriately attributing suicides
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
I think the worst it shows in Bri on that is her default to a humblebrag posture of "I've got a business to run"
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It's been so long since I watched Null's stream on Chloe Sagal, but from what I remember reading the DMs between Wu and Sagal it came across like John knew he was dealing with an unhinged psycho and was trying to end the conversation in whatever way he could to minimise the blowback on him if things went south, which they rapidly did.

Not to powerlevel but I had some personal interactions with Sagal on Twitter before he an hero'd and it was startling how volatile and erratic he was, even by tranny standards, and when you're cornered by someone like that your only focus is how to get away as quickly and cleanly as possible.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
It's been so long since I watched Null's stream on Chloe Sagal, but from what I remember reading the DMs between Wu and Sagal it came across like John knew he was dealing with an unhinged psycho and was trying to end the conversation in whatever way he could to minimise the blowback on him if things went south, which they rapidly did.

Not to powerlevel but I had some personal interactions with Sagal on Twitter before he an hero'd and it was startling how volatile and erratic he was, even by tranny standards, and when you're cornered by someone like that your only focus is how to get away as quickly and cleanly as possible.
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Well yeah, I think everyone sort of knows that Chloe was very probably constitutionally incapable and those rails ended one place....unless it's about the farms, of course, in that case she was driven to that end

Sure Bri was trying to get out, my point there was a little glimpse into Bri's psyche, Bri isn't very good at simply admitting that he doesn't have any pull there, no knowledge of that space - more that he has a professional rep, has other battles, is good at politics
(and of course take it to "backchannel")

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It's mild, but that's her default, when pushed more, Bri goes to puffing up
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
It's mild, but that's her default, when pushed more, Bri goes to puffing up
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Meet the new John, same as the old John
like him lecturing his decockification doctor on medicine

My 2 favorite John puff ups have got to be
1) the time he got his shit pushed in by an airline pilot about airline policy. John was still in the closet and had to throw his trump card that the pilot was mansplaining (puff up b/c woman is better than professional expertise and it was a clothing issue)...but John didn't factor in that the pilot was a ciswoman!
That one still makes me laugh every time

2) The time he tried to pull rank by showing off his racing motorcycle and the other guy knew about motorcycle racing and noted John's bike wasn't set up for racing
 
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Grander Fucktard said:
My 2 favorite John puff ups have got to be
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Last mention before we return to our regularly scheduled Keffalsposting, but my favourite JWF moment was when he absolutely tore into Tipster and told him he was sick of his pseudointellectual bullshit.

It wasn't quite as good as Lindsay Ellis publicly eviscerating MovieBob, but it had the same joyful energy of the snake eating itself.
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
Could have saved a lot of time and hassle K-dog.
We've been calling out Brianna's abuse and lies for years

maybe you shouldn't have tried to cover that up with lies of your own about KF
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Remeber, they all had to spend 8 years randomly pretending brianna wu wasn't a dude for some reason and that really threw a spanner in the works just out of sheer confusion. Good tactic honestly
 
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A little vignette from life in the Catboy Ranch.

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Some guy pops in the "drama discussion" area to ask how the lawsuit is doing. Gets no response.

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Repeats the same question in the main channel a week later.

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Receives no answer, but immediately gets called a liar because he's not supposed to have even been able to ask that question. He doesn't have access!

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He's just making shit up. Questions like that aren't supposed to be asked, so he couldn't have!

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And then he was banned.
 
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Something Awful said:
A little vignette from life in the Catboy Ranch.

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Some guy pops in the "drama discussion" area to ask how the lawsuit is doing. Gets no response.

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Repeats the same question in the main channel a week later.

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Receives no answer, but immediately gets called a liar because he's not supposed to have even been able to ask that question. He doesn't have access!

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He's just making shit up. Questions like that aren't supposed to be asked, so he couldn't have!

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And then he was banned.
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Guys, Keffals has a book to sell.
What would its selling point be if Philip got his answer? Tsk. Tsk.
 
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