DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Guy™]

He said he had to do "chores outside that I had to do for tonight" and I'm curious what everybody thinks that means.

Whatever it is is the most basic task imaginable. This lazy douche isn't going to be installing new gutters or changing the brake pads on his car so it's probably just walking to get the mail or taking his garbage can 10 feet down his driveway to the road.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Phil playing Mario Kart World 150cc is going to be wild. It is similar to Zelda, where it rewards the player for creativity. The game has infinite wall riding, and now you can dodge blue shells. If you know what to do on some races, you can clear half the lap by wall riding. He is going to get bodied.

 

[thirstymcgee]

He said he had to do "chores outside that I had to do for tonight" and I'm curious what everybody thinks that means.

Rolling fat kat in a puddle. Showers broken, nothing he could do

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Phil playing Mario Kart World 150cc is going to be wild. It is similar to Zelda, where it rewards the player for creativity. The game has infinite wall riding, and now you can dodge blue shells. If you know what to do on some races, you can clear half the lap by wall riding. He is going to get bodied.

Nintendo made a 200cc class for Mario Kart 8. I wonder if they'll crank it up to 250cc for the truly die-hard racers?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He said he had to do "chores outside that I had to do for tonight" and I'm curious what everybody thinks that means.

Replacement for "walks with my wife" that he must know he's made fun of for now.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

The thing about the PigNigga that’s really fucking retarded, especially about his playthroughs, is how much time he spends doing NOTHING.
If he hates games so much, why not just speed through them to get them out of the way?
It makes zero sense (like everything he does) to just cry, whine and stare at objects on the ground when you can just get it over with. It even gets a W on the detractors because they can’t say it’s a wage/ragequit. But he just can’t take a W.

But, Phil’s a stupid fat faggot who goes out of his way to make the worst decisions possible in life, so if anything, he’s consistent(ly a faggot).

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It takes 5 minutes tops to do the sort of thumbnail he does.

His titles are just as insane. But he doesn't clickbait. I found this one in particular to be extremely funny.
Look at this shit. He's taking up a good 85% of the thumbnail. A bunch of random words and numbers take up another 10%. And the actual game is hidden behind all of that mess but you can't tell whats going on. Why do you need to put the title of the video twice for fuck sake? Then you have the title itself which makes no sense and indicates nothing that shows why you should care to watch DSP play Disco Elysium. And finally the bloated man-baby in the middle. It actually looks like he's yelling at you. As if the title itself wasn't admonishing anyone who dared to not show up, now you have Phil staring daggers and pointing fingers as if he's blaming YOU, the viewer.

Edit. What a piece of fucking shit. I won't even tell you but his berating of the dents is very nasty tonight

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine being berated by a spoiled manchild for money as the most retarded form of extortion ever. And giving in.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Phil elaborates on his recent fashion choices. Mentions he got feedback that he shouldn't be wearing gamer shirts in his 40s but neglects to mention his black soulmate it's okay though, now he wears shirts with a more professional look.

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I will never get over how this dude completely changed his wardrobe because of LTG lmao

 

[PieceofShet]

THATS IT! NO MORE LEGOS!
DSP WAGEQUIT IT CAUSE THERE WAS NO ONE WHO GAVE HIM 90DOLLARS IN THE LAST 15 MINUTES!

Legos joining kogaming1, dspolitics, react streams, throwback channel, interviewing people, smark guys.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Imagine being berated by a spoiled manchild for money as the most retarded form of extortion ever. And giving in.

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serious face

 

[Crooked 16th]

Lego nights would have worked if he didn't do it retardedly but its phil

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Phil played a prank at the end of his stream tonight. Came back on camera from outro slideshow, started to say his “I have received,” then turned the stream off mid-word. He’s going to “leave us hanging” for two days. Oh my God, the suspense! Did Phil actually hit the goal? (No.)

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

THATS IT! NO MORE LEGOS!
DSP WAGEQUIT IT CAUSE THERE WAS NO ONE WHO GAVE HIM 90DOLLARS IN THE LAST 15 MINUTES!

Legos joining kogaming1, dspolitics, react streams, throwback channel, interviewing people, smark guys.

He was going to take away the first Lego stream (the one that was a reward) if he didn’t meet his goals. He was going to take away a reward. Lmao. This faggot

 

[Iron Father]

Lego nights would have worked if he didn't do it retardedly but its phil

King Dent can't even set up background music ffs. Worthless.

 

[emitter]

Even by his standards, the stalling tonight was exceptional:

Look at the fucking clock:

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I honestly can't tell if this is pathetic or just plain retarded.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I honestly can tell if this is pathetic or just plain retarded.

Oh come now, we all know Phail's a retard. The impromptu cleaning? Pathetically retarded.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

THATS IT! NO MORE LEGOS!
DSP WAGEQUIT IT CAUSE THERE WAS NO ONE WHO GAVE HIM 90DOLLARS IN THE LAST 15 MINUTES!

Legos joining kogaming1, dspolitics, react streams, throwback channel, interviewing people, smark guys.

Thats not exactly true. See after all that berating, last chances, and crying he still had the nerve to go "maybe in the future we can look into giving the LEGO streams another shot" because he wants to build a LEGO Mario Kart. So it wasn't actually a last chance. He just wanted to squeeze $80 before he left.

As if we didn't know that.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Even by his standards, the stalling tonight was exceptional:

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Look at the fucking clock:

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Phil telling people he was going to clean up and “okay, you guys, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO DONATE!”
Ngl that’s one of the weirdest stalling ive seen him do