Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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So this user makes a great point on how Alyssa Mercante's a perfect example of attracting haters with her controversial actions. And this is how Alyssa Mercante and her simps like thetallblacknerd responded. And with extra salt to her injury, she's calling YouTubers AND Kiwi Farms "obsessive freaks".
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The silence from people who are (in theory) on her side, like fellow journoscum or breadtubers, is deafening. The only people defending Alyssa are the same 6 or 7 recurring simps, no matter how hard she cries about her plights. She's been escalating her claims of harassment like crazy the last few months (death thread video soon, guys!), and time and time again, she has failed to escape her tiny bubble of e-drama. Nobody outside of her bootlickers, other grifter's bootlickers, passer-by shitposters or us gives half a fuck about her histrionic shenanigans. Once she lost the Kotaku gig, her dream of being the star of her very own Gamergate vanished, and that's driving her nuts.
She doesn't seem to realize that, if she wants to be the next poster child for a Big culture war battle, she needs to clean her act to appear as a sympathetic victim. If you are too poisonous even for modern-day Kotaku, no amount of screencaps about people saying they won't fuck you with their worst enemy's dick will make your narrative jump out of twitter slapfights into a broader audience. Better people have tried (and most have failed). Either pretend to be nicer to outsiders (which I don't think he's physically capable of) or go all-in crazy and embrace lolcowdom. Maybe then she'll get her own Law & Order episode.
 
. She's been escalating her claims of harassment like crazy the last few months (death thread video soon, guys!), and time and time again, she has failed to escape her tiny bubble of e-drama.
She needs to play up the issue and pray for a sympathetic judge who conflates "Alyssa being assmad" with "Alyssa having a case".
People "harassing her" and "having a negative impact on her life" = damages, which she will try to pin on Jeff "Dr. Evil" Tarzia.
 
It looks like Ubisoft very likely pays here "PR trips" for soem odd reason. Wonder if they financing her lawsuit against SmashJT.
The law firm she’s using is associated with Liz Fong-Jones, and I can totally see him waging a proxy war on the Farms considering how successful his own efforts have been. He could also afford to finance it.
 
The law firm she’s using is associated with Liz Fong-Jones, and I can totally see him waging a proxy war on the Farms considering how successful his own efforts have been. He could also afford to finance it.
I can accept that, but SmashJT is not affiliated with Kiwi Farms to my knowledge, pretty sure he is not even registered here, just occasionally checks on this thread.
 
I can accept that, but SmashJT is not affiliated with Kiwi Farms to my knowledge, pretty sure he is not even registered here, just occasionally checks on this thread.
She sent a C&D to @Null
But as far as I know there has been no further activity on that afterwards.

[EDIT] What she did achieve though is that her thread was moved out of PG into the publicly visible forum part.
 
She needs to play up the issue and pray for a sympathetic judge who conflates "Alyssa being assmad" with "Alyssa having a case".
People "harassing her" and "having a negative impact on her life" = damages, which she will try to pin on Jeff "Dr. Evil" Tarzia.
While I don't disagree with this, I feel that Alyssa doesn't really care as much about the particulars of this lawsuit as she does about being famous and the center of a new Gamergate-level event. This is a person who decided to start her master's dissertation with a Gamergate loredump, mostly unrelated to its topic. A person who felt that the very first thing the judge should read about in her amended complaint was the existence of Gamergate, despite her having nothing to do with it. Somebody who started an Elden Ring DLC review drawing a parallel between it and her life as gaming's bravest soldier.
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She's obsessed with her romanticized version of a controversy most people have forgotten about, and other famous stories of fame gained through victimhood. She had been obsessed before she was a writer. At the end of the day, she doesn't care about lawsuits, censoring criticism, money, culture, or videogames. Those are means to an end: her "rising star" as the biggest victim in the whole world. It's all about weapons-grade narcissism; that's why she can't help reading her own thread or having a meltdown when @CODcuntmaster1987 talks shit about her ass, while ignoring people arguing in good faith. The fact that her tunnel vision blinds her from seeing how outdated and ineffective her tactics are just adds to the fun of observing her as a specimen.
 
I'm surprised Smash Jt doesn't have his own thread, the guy strikes me as a more self-aware Sungrand Studios but a massive grifter nonetheless.
Color me clueless but I have no idea what happened with the Sungrand guy. Quick tl;dr?

LMAO the dad shoes and white socks with this "professional" blazer outfit??????
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They make her legs look so stumpy.
That appearance makes her look unprofessional as fuck with all those shitty tattoos on her legs. You want to look professional, you cover everything up and stop being an attention whore.
 
I really like her logic.
Women with their tits out making videos: ✅
Men making video showing women have their tits out: ☢️
It's adorable she really believes she got to work in the industry based on her talent and not her being a gutter trash whore to be trotted out for simp clicks.
I'm surprised Smash Jt doesn't have his own thread, the guy strikes me as a more self-aware Sungrand Studios but a massive grifter nonetheless.
He is 100% a shameless grifter --and also a bit of a creep given Alyssa isn't the first time he's obsessed over an e-thot-- but he's too generic to really merit a thread. He's been doing the same milquetoast content for years and I doubt anything will change unless he wins the lawsuit and has a Nick Rekieta coke spiral.
 
Any celebrity or ally talking about their troon daughter = MUH KING!!!1
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What a polite way for Robert De Niro to say "I realized a long time ago my son was gay had special needs and as such I would not be getting any grandkids from him. By supporting him with his mental illnesses (which are untreatable at this point) I can at least still get Christmas and Birthday presents. Those might not be as good as grandchildren, but it's better than nothing"
 
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