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CareercowJack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
This stupid hypocritical little dying bitch. He has never been able to stomach something that hits his Hurtful Truth Level no matter who delivers it. He means HE is the only person who qualifies as a real friend. This blob can't stop taking up space on our planet quick enough.
Coming from the same faggot who always says whenever somebody criticizes him, "you should have said this in private or better yet kept it to yourself!"
Unless you have a problem with your ego, this would never come up.
Actually in ways it is funny while we mostly seem to be cooking geeks/fans we have some pretty decent theological stuff happening as well. Jack being so incredibly wrong and our own ideas about food and religion turns into fun banter, theory crafting and sharing ideas and home recipes.
I've been happy to share my own food thoughts and likes. I've also had a few moments talking about my own spiritually and jack is just objectively incorrect.
He's also so egotistical he never will claim "shock jock" or "character" even on his (very soon) death bed. Jack is honest in his stupidity. Even if he lies about a lot.
He's got no problem opening his mouth and saying guys I'm actually this stupid.
I really hope DOGE finds jacks fast food scam id absolutely love to see him pull elons dick out of his mouth because he rather blow Ronald McDonald. It would be chefs kiss.
Jack I "totally don't drink" but need a case of beer to braise one bratwurst. Made me think it's Derby time we have so much wild mint going make proper Julips. Probably over at my mommy who loves me and has the real cups. She feeds me better than turkey necks and leaves me in the attic.
I'm excited and terrified about gen 3 of scafatti loser clan. I suspect Jack will be very jealous of the attention and try to pretend he's a top notch grandpa . Whole I know and I actually do think he's kinda old fashioned I wonder how he'll act if it's a girl and not able to carry their white trash Genes on. Kinda wonder if it'll also be gay definitely is running in the family.
Since this is a Jack thread and we need to keep it safe to make sure you never eat.
When Jack dies and it'll be sooner rather than later, he probably will be unfairly lucky to go in his sleep but just remember what happens.. Tammy will wake up with out a husband but an absolutely rancid 17 lb baby exploding diaper shit. Her final gift from her gay husband.
ogay gaiz, a few changes for fat on the go "going to be doing some more inbestigatib"
How the fuck does he think he's going to identify beef tallow or not? The moment he claims some place isn't using it but they do, he opens himself up to a lawsuit. He sure as fuck doesn't have any means to determine if it's 100% beef tallow. and wtf is "bad ingredients" supposed to mean? Claims he's going to count the pepperoni, Tammy does it for him and "42, that's it?" doesn't know what the price is an Tammy gets it wrong. "izzit cooked?". Claims they're going to get dominos to compare it next week, but they didn't actually weigh the pepperoni so they'd have no idea which place actually put more on it.
This really just amounts to them getting even lazier with Fat on the Go because they don't have to actually go anywhere.
You literally ended friendships over someone telling you turning comments back on Jack. Charles expressly told you why you needed to take the shitty comments and move on and you killed that friendship harder than that pastor you went to murdered that woman.
It's nice to see the fat retard got confused and did playing and tarding in rage at your fud not having enough meat on it as s "wars" video. Definitely gargling the word brainlessly so he can shove crust down his throat and to justify to his loser of a brother on why he's allowed to eat all of the bread.
Jack is the only one who knows that he's the main character in the story of Elon Musk, and no one around him is willing to contradict this because fatso is liable to spin his X hat around and shit in protest.
1:30ish "We're gonna count the pepperonis [sic], get into some real 'playing with your food' type pizza wars"
What does "playing with your food" mean to Jack when it comes to greasy pepperoni pizza? If that (creepy) AI-generated picture of a toddler with food all over his face in some of his previous intros is any indicator, is he gonna bury his face in the hot oil+cheese ()? Gonna peel off the pepperoni and stick them to his face?
Within moments of unveiling the pie, Jack says 'that doesn't look right', but never explains what, even though a stray jalapeno/green pepper (?) piece is on the left side, never mentioned. 'Stuffed crust, double pepperoni, double cheese' ...even as an Amerimutt I feel absolutely disgusted. This is Heart Attack Grill levels.
Tammy got out a measuring tape to measure the 14-incher at 13&1/2" (actually 13&3/4" ish). Mrs. Rainman then actually counted all the pepperoni to see if consumers are getting the highest possible $/meatz. Jack gets the price wrong at $10, which Tammz corrects him by saying it was $10.99. He didn't bother to change the graphic text. Jack never explains how he (Tammy) got the 'correct price' value.
The 'correct price' of $8.99 in his graphic is probably mushbrain math comparing a previous pizza where the store 'guaranteed' ~100 pepperoni. Jack probably just took the price of the 100 pep pizza and divided it by 2 (50 pepperoni is close enough to 42) to extract the $8.99 figure which would put the 100 pep pizza at $18. My math says $21.42 ($9 for 42 pepperoni compared to $? for 100 pepperoni).
This of course is all predicated on whether or not Jack derived his 'correct price' figure correctly ( ) and whether the mythical 100 pepperoni pizza was even a LCs pizza and was also a stuffed crust double cheese double pep. The size (L or XL) is also a factor as a stuffed crust extra large pizza would be extremely expensive due to cheese costs, and I've never heard of any store doing stuffed crust on an XL. Regardless, the thought of 100 pepperoni plopped onto a L-size pizza is absolutely frightening with or without the extra cheese and stuffed crust.
3:20ish: Found footage of a state healthcare worker attending to a retard.
'I .. snort I-I guess my mife [?!] is..is directing this video.'
'That's right.'
'What's next honey?'
'Now you gotta turn off so you can count the pizza pepperoni.'
Jack is then briefly entertained by Hope.
Also, when they start putting the pizza up close Jack has to put up some pictures covering half the screen. One of those pictures isn't even of the goddamn pizza they're eating - the pepperoni in the picture are cup-type pepperoni, and the crust is different. I'm sure Li'l Seizures would love their product getting free advertising by having a picture of a totally unrelated pizza smothered over their product.
Even when his phone and his wife does everything for him he still manages to fuck everything up w.r.t. content creation. Ten+ fucking years, Jack.
literally playing with your food like a fucking toddler
It's an old video series of his where he picks around at food like a child, pretends he's doing something smart like Blues Clues, and then uploads a video.
So I visited my mom recently and for dinner she made spaghetti, but decided to try an "online recipe" that involved making it in a crockpot and even worse - adding greem jeez to it. Seedless to nay it was NOT GUD, but I'm worried that I got tricked into eating a Scalfatty recipe. Do any of y'all know of an older Jack video where he makes spaghetti in a crockpot and adds greem jeez?
Hulkster, Elon bought twitter (ok he didn't pay out of pocket but I digress) because he didn't like getting meme'd on...there's a chance Elon could reply and it would the funniest shit since sliced bread.
Another fucking video where Jack recommends you call ahead to a fucking fast food place to check if they have a certain item, in this case DOUBLE FUCKING PEPPERONI
Yeah I'm thinking a pizza place can do fucking double pepperoni
Well that was as retarded as I thought it would be. Again it's not about quality but quantity. Fatty needs the absolute MAXIMUM amount of pepperoni that the pie can handle or else he's being ripped off.
Actually in ways it is funny while we mostly seem to be cooking geeks/fans we have some pretty decent theological stuff happening as well. Jack being so incredibly wrong and our own ideas about food and religion turns into fun banter, theory crafting and sharing ideas and home recipes.
We might be weirdos and internet malcontents but we're educated and informed weirdos and internet malcontents with wide ranging interests and knowledge.
You're driving along a lonely road having lost your way, it's rainy, there's thunder and you drive by a building with large walls and a big imposing gate. At that point you blow a tire, curse and get out to fix the flat. As you do so you notice a person standing on the other side of the gate just... staring at you. You're a little spooked but go about your business but keep looking back. A flash of lightning reveals the sign is a mental institution meaning the guy who's staring at you is crazy.
You hurry along but a crash of thunder scares you and you accidentally kick the hubcap you were keeping all the lug nuts in into the tall grass. You fumble around but only find one lug nut.
As you stand there cursing your fate the crazy guy calls over and says, "take one nut off the other tires, use those and the one you have to attach the spare. There's a service station a couple miles down the road. You can get some replacements there".
You do so and thank the crazy guy before asking. "how did you figure that out"?
The crazy guy says, "I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid".
Well that was as retarded as I thought it would be. Again it's not about quality but quantity. Fatty needs the absolute MAXIMUM amount of pepperoni that the pie can handle or else he's being ripped off.
You can easily tell from that video that food insecurity during his childhood hit him extremely hard. The only time you should be worried about getting ripped off in regards to food is if you pay too much for too little.
)? Gonna peel off the pepperoni and stick them to his face?
) and whether the mythical 100 pepperoni pizza was even a LCs pizza and was also a stuffed crust double cheese double pep. The size (L or XL) is also a factor as a stuffed crust extra large pizza would be extremely expensive due to cheese costs, and I've never heard of any store doing stuffed crust on an XL. Regardless, the thought of 100 pepperoni plopped onto a L-size pizza is absolutely frightening with or without the extra cheese and stuffed crust.
