Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[biggacracka]

Most Jews have dual citizenship? Fatty has never met an American Jew in real life, hasn’t he?

Jack himself is probably the most Semitic (ayrab, though) creature he ever saw

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack claims that "Stupidity" triggers him.

"I get passionate for logic" - Jack Scalfani

My irony meter just exploded after reading that.

How can this stoked out faggot think anything in his misshapen beluga head is anywhere close to "logic"?

 

[Marc]

My irony meter just exploded after reading that.

How can this stoked out faggot think anything in his misshapen beluga head is anywhere close to "logic"?

I wish someone in chat had asked how he's defining logic.

 

[biggacracka]

I wish someone in chat had asked how he's defining logic.

Here is his logic:
Special Order 937
Priority one — Ensure ingestion of gud meats.
All other considerations secondary.
Family expendable.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack just uploaded this short of him whining about trolls. I guess he thinks this is a good promotion for the podcast? Most people would be embarrassed by this kind of reaction.

FAIF CRITICIZE SHORT #podcast

 

[the khat quaffer]

Devout Christian Jack keeps questioning "HOW IS DA NEXT POPE CHOSEN?" repeatedly.

The same way Papa John's chooses the next CEO.

Jack just uploaded this short of him whining about trolls. I guess he thinks this is a good promotion for the podcast? Most people would be embarrassed by this kind of reaction.

FAIF CRITICIZE SHORT #podcast
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"That's what cracks me up. If my heart's beating, you're pissed off about it."

I'm not pissed off about it, I'm confused by it. Besides, you don't sound like you're laughing, which I'm sure would sound like pure nightmare fuel, like some water-damaged animatronic mall Santa.

This entire little bit sounds like it's coming some 13 year old girl.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack just uploaded this short of him whining about trolls. I guess he thinks this is a good promotion for the podcast? Most people would be embarrassed by this kind of reaction.

He's looking for validation because he doesn't get any in his normal life.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The age we live in has allowed people the freedom to be more proudly stupid and ignorant to the entire world than has ever been possible in human history. Jack is the true Twenty-First Century man.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Christian? No.
Influencer? Noo.
Does he...influence Christians? No, unless Jack counts motivating others around him to not end up like him.

Jack, you can't walk(..?) let alone run, two things needed to even be able to stumble. You can't even fuck up like a normal person. You need to be careful that much more not having a heart attack every morning by just lifting your dick up to take a leak.
and that fucking pfp arrrghghghgh

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Christian? No.
Influencer? Noo.
Does he...influence Christians? No, unless Jack counts motivating others around him to not end up like him.

Jack, you can't walk(..?) let alone run, two things needed to even be able to stumble. You can't even fuck up like a normal person. You need to be careful that much more not having a heart attack every morning by just lifting your dick up to take a leak.
and that fucking pfp arrrghghghgh

The most influence Jack has on faith is getting people turned away by it since Jack really is like the worst of an evangelical.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

The most influence Jack has on faith is getting people turned away by it since Jack really is like the worst of an evangelical.

Without any charisma whatsoever.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Christian? No.
Influencer? Noo.
Does he...influence Christians? No, unless Jack counts motivating others around him to not end up like him.

Jack, you can't walk(..?) let alone run, two things needed to even be able to stumble. You can't even fuck up like a normal person. You need to be careful that much more not having a heart attack every morning by just lifting your dick up to take a leak.
and that fucking pfp arrrghghghgh

To be fair, he is maybe the best motivator for self improvement in the world!

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Christian? No.
Influencer? Noo.
Does he...influence Christians? No, unless Jack counts motivating others around him to not end up like him.

Jack, you can't walk(..?) let alone run, two things needed to even be able to stumble. You can't even fuck up like a normal person. You need to be careful that much more not having a heart attack every morning by just lifting your dick up to take a leak.
and that fucking pfp arrrghghghgh

Okay when they start to humble brag about being something as stupid and commonplace as a christian you know damn well they have some serious skeletons in their closet.

 

[Tiresome]

Once again, let's check in with the Original J-Dogg to find out what's actually what.

Jack is far from the only so-called 'Christian' in America to completely disregard the letter and spirit of this principle but he's still never gonna see any heaven he believes in.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

To be fair, he is maybe the best motivator for self improvement in the world!

Yeah I’ve put the fork down a few dozen times, and hit the gym hundreds of times because fatty Jack got in my head.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Once again, let's check in with the Original J-Dogg to find out what's actually what.

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Jack is far from the only so-called 'Christian' in America to completely disregard the letter and spirit of this principle but he's still never gonna see any heaven he believes in.

There's also Matthew 25 31-45, which Jack fails miserably

When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the holy angels with Him, then He will sit on the throne of His glory. All the nations will be gathered before Him, and He will separate them one from another, as a shepherd divides his sheep from the goats. And He will set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left. Then the King will say to those on His right hand, ‘Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in; I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.’ “Then the righteous will answer Him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You drink? When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You? Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’ And the King will answer and say to them, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me.’ “Then He will also say to those on the left hand, ‘Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels: for I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink; I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.’ “Then they also will answer Him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to You?’ Then He will answer them, saying, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’

 

[the khat quaffer]

‘Depart from Me, ye accursed, into the everlasting bonfire of discarded grills forged by the yellow devil and his Chinamen: for I was hungry and you gave Me no MEATS & CHEESE; I was thirsty and you gave Me no popcorn butter flavoring; I was a stranger and you did not buy My sauces, naked and you did not rub Me in dry BBQ spice, sick and in prison and you did not sneak Me in a bacon cheeseburger.’
Then they also will answer Him, saying,
‘Jack, when did we NOT see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison?’
Then He will answer them, saying,

‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.

  ’

 

[semitooth]

 

[AltisticRight]

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Jack gushing about guys hitting women. Charles replies with equal rights equal lefts.

Incredible.

He's prophesising the limp-ification of Scalfatty's other trotter!

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Who calls themselves an influencer, let alone a Christian one?
Did he forget that he converted an entire congregation to atheism with his disgusting "church dishes"?

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Jack Scalfani,
You are skinny,
Your food is yummy.
I hope you never kill yourself.