Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Where is the evidence that you fucked April until she was bleeding, Nick???

Skelly's penis is as sharp as the tip of a needle.
One can say it's fun sized. Until they get jabbed.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Nick showed his prescription Adderall bottle, which prompted a chatter to say:
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...To which Nick replied that he hasn't been diagnosed ADHD, but he's pretty sure he has it.

Nick revealed he's acquired an Adderall (legal meth) prescription for his """ADHD""" to be taken as needed. It's currently speculated that Nick is abusing this prescription as a replacement for the substances he had to give up due to his probation.

So, Nick managed to bribe some strip mall doctor, or better yet, one of those really shady "pay us $120 and we'll diagnose you with anything and provide the prescription online" places that does e-prescribing to give him ADHD meds without an actual diagnosis? This is the only way to explain it because otherwise absolutely none of his story adds up.

I can tell you, for a GD fact, that no adult gets and starts a legitimate Adderall prescription without the proper neuropsychological testing which you have to schedule, takes time, and then requires evaluation by a licensed neuropsychologist, along with appropriate symptomatology and documented life/work impairment, managed and very closely monitored by a licensed psychiatrist. And this is just for a person without a legal history of stimulant abuse (cocaine is a stimulant). For someone with a stimulant abuse history they would literally try every single non-stimulants based treatment, which would take many, many months of proven treatment failure, Even at that point it would be started at the lowest reasonable dose for an adult (which is 20 mg for Adderall XR) and be monitored with piss testing to prove that the person is taking it as prescribed. Also, if the bottle didn't say Adderall XR or it wasn't a capsule, he absolutely paid someone for the Rx with no questions asked. No doctor, under any circumstances, would prescribe the IR (Immediate Release) version of Adderall to a known stimulant abuser since it has the absolute highest abuse and diversion potential. The absolute shadiest part of the whole this is the PRN (As Needed) usage. It is very rarely prescribed that way, and that is absolutely NOT the complete sig (the sig is what is called the directions for the prescription). At a minimum the sig for Adderall XR for an adult just starting the med with the very rare instruction "As Needed" would be "1 20mg Cap PO qAM PRN, No More Than One 20 mg Cap QD", which would translate as "One 20mg Capsule By Mouth In The Morning As Needed. No More Than One 20mg Capsule Per Day". No legitimate PRN prescription is ever without the second part of the prescription where they give a daily total that can be either an amount in milligrams (mg) or in total number of capsules/tablets/pills that can be taken. Any pharmacy would flag a PRN prescription without that second part as an incomplete sig and would not fill it until they contact the prescriber to provide the missing information.

Also, for someone with a high abuse potential, such a Nick, Adderall wouldn't even be a first, or really even a second choice for a stimulant. They'd start him on Ritalin which is harder to abuse and doesn't have nearly the same euphoria potential as Adderall. Even if they didn't want to use Ritalin. For someone with high abuse and diversion potential, they would likely put him on Vyvanse since as a prodrug (a precursor that is converted to the active medication in the body) it would be much harder to abuse. Adderall would be a 3rd choice stimulant at best,

So, overall, Nick's story doesn't pass even one whiff of the sniff test for a legitimately obtained Rx.

I know that Mr. "Word Games" will try to manipulate the word "legitimate", and in this context it means someone who has been properly tested and diagnosed by a neuropsychologist and has their ADHD medication actively managed by a licensed and board certified psychiatrist in their state of residence. Any other type of Rx for Schedule II stimulant medications for an established junkie would not meet the definition of legitimate because that would mean that the Rx was issued or maintained by someone who is less than qualified to administer such medication in the given situation and/or has a less than complete patient history of previous stimulant abuse by the patient.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Melton tipping Stallyn in the same youtube chat that is basically 100% Rekieta hostile. Is the Snakening happening?

 

[Weird Ages]

Nick: AARON ATE MY GOO!! ACK ACK ACK!!!!
Internet: lol aaron is a fag

More like:
Nick: AARON ATE MY GOO!! ACK ACK ACK!!!!
Internet: you two obviously had sex and a picture of him drinking your cum won't make either of you any more or less gay than you already are.

 

[PrestonHolt]

But Nick keeps talking about it and bringing it up, and now is offering "proof" ? To prove what?

Becasue he can show it and pretend he's not gay by letting another man suck him off (tho im horryfied that his broken dick worked only around Aaron). But honestly, its about humiliation, nick know that all that gay shit makes him gay, and the humiliation of it gets him off, he makes all of us participate into his weird fetishes becasue thats the only power he have.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick can't pretend to be the victim because he'd have to admit he either knew he was in violation of ToS, was too stupid to even check, or just didn't care.

I think he just didn't care. It's perfectly within his MO of being a vindictive sad cumbrain.

"I have to own Aaron by using Supertips! He ate my goo don't you know! What? TOS? Who cares, fucking nerds telling me what to do."

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think he just didn't care. It's perfectly within his MO of being a vindictive sad cumbrain.

You're probably right, and it's going to be interesting to see how that attitude plays out for him now he's not the golden boy of LawTube any more.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

View attachment 7302841Melton tipping Stallyn in the same youtube chat that is basically 100% Rekieta hostile. Is the Snakening happening?

"I've heard Kurt give incompetent legal analysis before"

"At least he did not fail to analyze his own felony case."

"ack ack ack"

 

[Squee - Goblin Nabob]

Just imagine actually being Nick Rekieta for a second

Easy; I'd just stop acting like a petty, vindictive, anorexic wraith. Part of the captivating tragedy of Lord Balldo is that it's his own idiocy causing his current situation.

There's no external part of his life that forced a 40yr old man into cuckoldry and drugs. He did it to himself. Almost anyone body swapped into the current Nick Rekieta situation would handle it better that he currently is.

 

[Swole McPole]

The kids are eating?
No they're not.

Chop, chop, chop.
Chop, chop, chop.

What's that you say? You're hungry?
How can a fat kid like you be hungry?

Here, this should take the edge off that.
Put one end in your nose.
Yes, God blessed us in that respect...

Now follow daddy and snifffffffffffff...

Here's the thing that I think is really odd: who the hell homeschools their kids to keep them away from niggers and niggerish behavior, only to behave in such a niggerish manner that your one black friend cuts all ties because you're acting much too ratchet for even him to tolerate?

 

[Fapcop]

Of course it would and then some. The implication being that Melton has CCTV footage of Aaron guzzling Nick's goo out of April's snatch.

Not only have you then distributed something without consent, which is a sexual act, you have also then illicitly recorded it in the first place.

It is still retarded, as the chances of Nick having the right angle and the definition to capture clear goo eating is near non existent.

So, hypothetically, let's say Nick has footage, the best case would be it shows snatch licking and then later April said Nick's goo was inside and Aaron enjoyed it.

Nick is sick in the head. Firstly, they were fucking each others wives and sleeping 4 to a bed. Some bodily fluids got swapped somewhere. We all get it.

Secondly, so fucking what? How does Nick proving it help him in any way? Probation shorter? Viewers come back? The Judge announced the test result on his kid is totally doesn't count? His wife isn't a whore? He totally didn't do that coke stream? Wtf...

It’s the kind of logic normal people won’t understand. Nick is so brain buck broken that he creates these retarded scenarios that only he thinks is a win condition.

Also a symptom of how degenerate he is, the man talks about eating semen like normal people talk about brunch.

It's two fold. The probation officer might start to brush all snitching off as gay Internet drama where legitimate concerns could have been missed, or they might get extra pissy and look at Skelly with a magnifying glass. A probation officer in Spicer of all places (or the country) can't have that much work to do right?
Either way this targeted harassment angle of probation revocation is kind of fucking retarded. It's funny to watch him squirm but he's not going anywhere with this gay shit.

I mean… You wouldn’t say: “Mr Probation officer, Rekieta is making shit jokes online and saying mean things about Kurt!”

You’d say: “Mr. Probation officer, I’m calling because I’m concerned about your client! He’s bragging about taking amphetamines, seems high in his streams while appearing to harass people. He’s also up at all nights tweeting and engaging in antisocial behavior.”

And once he fires up the stream to see what this is all about, he’ll see a man who’s clearly unhinged taking pharmaceutical amphetamine.

No, he’s not robbing a bank, but Nick has been made the governments bitch for the next five years. He’s supposed to be on his best behavior and be a functioning citizen.

Once the PO has Nick in his sight and can see what anyone can see: That this isn’t the behavior of a normal, sober man, he can start testing him more, demand that Nick gets an actual job, and of course send him to jail for 27 days. The sentence doesn’t say: “If Nick doesn’t snort coke for a month he won’t go to the big house”, it merely says that they MAY stay the jail stay.

It’s not something they have to do, and if they get the feeling that Nick is obeying the letter but not the spirit of the law, it’s def in the cards.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Here's the thing that I think is really odd: who the hell homeschools their kids to keep them away from niggers and niggerish behavior, only to behave in such a niggerish manner that your one black friend cuts all ties because you're acting much too ratchet for even him to tolerate?

That's actually a really interesting part of this whole story. I won't even for a second believe that they decided to homeschool out of real convictions and wanting to be closer to their kids - Kayla was a pilled out zombie whoring herself out in Star Trek mobile games and Nick hated every second of having to do anything around the kids. It's all the outside pressure of wanting to appear a certain way, for the benefit of their families and homeschooling is a part of that. Hey, we have five kids and homeschool them within a very strong church community. It's not what they ever actually wanted. Not only their life is completely fake, these retards can't even pretend very well.

 

[break these cuffs]

Why would he want people to know this shit?

People don't. Nick is an exhibitionist and at this point has to have a humiliation fetish even if it was developed involuntarily.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

That's actually a really interesting part of this whole story. I won't even for a second believe that they decided to homeschool out of real convictions and wanting to be closer to their kids - Kayla was a pilled out zombie whoring herself out in Star Trek mobile games and Nick hated every second of having to do anything around the kids. It's all the outside pressure of wanting to appear a certain way, for the benefit of their families and homeschooling is a part of that. Hey, we have five kids and homeschool them within a very strong church community. It's not what they ever actually wanted. Not only their life is completely fake, these retards can't even pretend very well.

I always felt the trad dad and homeschooling was much more sinister than simple fakery. It removes another layer of scrutiny from super normal Rekieta and his presumably eternal perversion. He was never a normal person from before he married Kayla. Children could never be allowed to innocently inform on what the parents got up to. That would also mean the deviancy is nowhere near as recent as some think.

 

[Sneed Force One]

That's actually a really interesting part of this whole story. I won't even for a second believe that they decided to homeschool out of real convictions and wanting to be closer to their kids - Kayla was a pilled out zombie whoring herself out in Star Trek mobile games and Nick hated every second of having to do anything around the kids. It's all the outside pressure of wanting to appear a certain way, for the benefit of their families and homeschooling is a part of that. Hey, we have five kids and homeschool them within a very strong church community. It's not what they ever actually wanted. Not only their life is completely fake, these retards can't even pretend very well.

It's because Nick doesn't want them to learn sissy libcuck concepts such as "consent of the governed", "sociological harm of drug abuse" and "theory of mind".

 

[Lurking9e9]

Does Nick really believe the AI voice donations are a copyright issue?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Does Nick really believe the AI voice donations are a copyright issue?

I feel he never believes any of the silly lies he tells, he tells them to perpetually manipulate and try and gain some weird advantage. Contradictions are irrelevant, just the cause of the moment.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

I always felt the trad dad and homeschooling was much more sinister than simple fakery. It removes another layer of scrutiny from super normal Rekieta and his presumably eternal perversion. He was never a normal person from before he married Kayla. Children could never be allowed to innocently inform on what the parents got up to. That would also mean the deviancy is nowhere near as recent as some think.

He's not an evil mastermind, he's a dumb fuck retard who got caught and fucked by the government VERY quickly because he thought he was a special boy who would never be held accountable. Even now he says there's no way anyone around him knew about what he was doing, even though it's clear they did. He's not a cult leader who isolated his family and kept them away from society to fuck with them, he's an exhibitionist who streamed from a hot tub with his polycule. And the kids are out of the house all the time, it's not like him and Kayla actually teach them anything, they just don't go to a regular school.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

He's not an evil mastermind, he's a dumb fuck retard who got caught and fucked by the government VERY quickly because he thought he was a special boy who would never be held accountable. Even now he says there's no way anyone around him knew about what he was doing, even though it's clear they did. He's not a cult leader who isolated his family and kept them away from society to fuck with them, he's an exhibitionist who streamed from a hot tub with his polycule. And the kids are out of the house all the time, it's not like him and Kayla actually teach them anything, they just don't go to a regular school.

Fair points. It just doesn't feel that way, not entirely. He is a control freak, and putting the children in a normal school would definitely not match up with his controlling and gaslighting ways. I feel he would have made it political and lolbertarian but really it's his ego and his need to be king of his pathetic kingdom. But anyway, it's funny and weird like so many of the things he does and says.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Yesterday I got a YouTube ad for Denny's that talked about the Grand Slam. I thought of Nick, of course.

This is his legacy.