🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[porkWellington]

When I first watched the post I thought "this man's sitting on the cuck couch and he's too bitch made to sing" then he started whisper singing and realized the silence and wigger waddle was more tolerable

 

[MrShekelstein36]

So is Mexico too expensive for him now? What's the next step a year from now, the Congo?

Hey, he could become a CIA funded warlord there. I suspect his codename will be Fat Gunt.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

RETURN OF THE WIGGER WIGGLE
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https://archive.is/6kg99

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[baddabing44]

RETURN OF THE WIGGER WIGGLE

This fat retard goes to colombia to listen to a nigger? No reggaeton? No Cumbia?

Is this irrefutable proof that Ralph has spent zero time with women in Colombia? And has only been getting deep dicked down to nigger mumbles by an autistic tranny?

 

[Rage Pig]

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[porkWellington]

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Ralph's OD'ing on copium. No Ralphamania 2, no Linx, no oiling up latinas, but at least he fucked a troop and got Adolwulf back?

 

[alan thicke]

$15,000 is a lot of $1 adolwulf superchats.

 

[Um...]

He got ignored and snubbed for 3 days, no event for you, loser. He took a picture of some buildings from the balcony and tweeted about ‘this wonderful city’ and ‘great hospitality’ but probably never ventured out of that apartment the whole time he was there, other than that one video of walking around aimlessly on some street. But ‘next time’ will be FIRE though!

What a sad little piggy. Back to your miserable solitary concrete block existence you go.

 

[break these cuffs]

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The bald-faced lies are the best. The money Gunt makes is publicly tracked and he knows it, but pretending he's a some kinda big deal is all has left. Well, that and a damaged gag reflex. That one was not on my list of injuries I expected him to get during his South American adventure.

 

[Mynameisdark]

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I'm not sure if you can OD on copium, but Ralph is sure as hell addicted. The most attention Ralph got his whole trip was when everyone thought he had vanished with no trace.
His comeback stream had a bar minimum of 130-140 bots, making his peak of 400 viewers even sadder. Ralph's committed to have the most dull schizophrenic break from reality. When he becomes a Livestream drifter in Mérida he'll just spin it as "the new format for the illustrious Killstream!"

 

[Fausto]

Thats it? That was the big event where you had to travel 3 days and nights barely sober just to reach some shithole country?
Null made a mistake, instead of Rekietas board it should have been the Ralph board that gets dismantled.

 

[break these cuffs]

Thats it? That was the big event where you had to travel 3 days and nights barely sober just to reach some shithole country?
Null made a mistake, instead of Rekietas board it should have been the Ralph board that gets dismantled.

It really might be time. We stand among the ashes of a once proud Sektur.

 

[RandomGibberish]

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With the money he claims to make he can return to the US, make payment agreements with all his creditors and pay off his debt in a few months.

With that kind of money even Faith AND Pantsu would come crawling back and live out his harem fantasy with him.

He could live in California with a nice house and still have drug money left.


You‘re not fooling anyone, Ralph.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He hasn't made $15,000 in this calendar year lol why does he think he would make that in 3 days

 

[jewsernotfound]

He hasn't made $15,000 in this calendar year lol why does he think he would make that in 3 days

there literally isn't $15k amongst the entire keelstream crowd...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Looking forward to his next stream where he struggles to make $300

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Thats it? That was the big event where you had to travel 3 days and nights barely sober just to reach some shithole country?

It’s amazing that not one single person appeared on camera or stream with him the entire trip. I thought we’d at least get an interview with Hunter…or something.

I think Ralph timidly stayed on the cuck couch for four straight days. Probably asked if he could use the bathroom when needed. I don’t think they even let him have a bedroom, because he would have at least tried to e-beg a bit if he had a private room to awkwardly stream and boast. He couldn’t risk all the grown men fucking with him if he streamed in the commons area.

Ralph wiggling on the couch by his lonesome while karaoke rapping for one minute is the best he could do to try pretends he’s having a great time being an unwelcome house guest everyone is avoiding.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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There's enough copium to overdose all of South America.

 

[jewsernotfound]

Looking forward to his next stream where he struggles to make $300

gonna be interesting to see what the goal is for his first stream back home. will it be the normal 250? will he lower it as a reward to the faithful gunt guards? will it be 300 to recoup some pesos?

we shall wait and see. these are the days of our gunts.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Every time you think that Ethan has hit rock bottom he proceeds to bring out a pickaxe and get to work.