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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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So he's going to make a pitstop at the hovel in Merida before venturing back to the country his daddy gave him? Ralph takes 2-3x the amount of time necessary for simple travel arrangements. He might be dead again for a whole month.
And oh yeah. Colombia didn't go nearly as well as he hoped. Any time Ralph is in the viscinity of something he deems cool, he doesn't shut the fuck up about it because he has a psychological need to own the alogs. He'd have latched onto Hunter as his new e-daddy and make sure everyone knows they're best buds, snorting coke, doing the sex with infinite sex workers. The only thing he's done since he got there is a cringe ass stream and a photo of 2 other people playing pool, one of which who may or may not be a tranny who he may or may not have fucked.
No idea how vindictive this Hunter guy, (outside of the revenge porn stuff, which is probably a good indicator), but it wouldn't be shocking if he xeets some dirt once the Ralphamale trots off. It's unironically win/win for him. It'd draw in more attention than Ralph ever could, plus it'd be pretty cathartic to bully the dude who was nothing like you thought he was invited.
This is all assuming Hunter didn't invite Ralph to fuck with him at the start though. If that's the case, then content is enroute regardless.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if he had to reimburse them for a flight he missed and transportation to pick him up on top of his own flight down and transportation (which he hoped he’d recoup on a live keelstream in the porn condo) and couldn’t get a chance to bang
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Oh, to be a fly on the wall there, to see and hear how that mansion treats their new pet piggy behind closed doors when this is what we see on camera.
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I listened to this Hunter guy. Ralph should be concerned. Hunter is the type of guy who would take Ralph out to a restaurant - a fancy one / and then tell Ralph to pay for it because he gave him accommodations and when Ralph would say that would take all the money he has, Hunter would make him pay.
Hunter isn’t to be toyed with and Ralph has finally met a guy who probably would beat the fuck out of him and dump him without much concern.
Hunter is a scary type of guy and one who if he hears Ralph shoot his mouth off, fly and pay him a visit.
Ralph has been humbled. He is out of his depth.
Hunter isn’t to be toyed with and Ralph has finally met a guy who probably would beat the fuck out of him and dump him without much concern.
Hunter is a scary type of guy and one who if he hears Ralph shoot his mouth off, fly and pay him a visit.
Ralph has been humbled. He is out of his depth.
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Hunter is everything Ralph aspires to be. But at the end of the day, he's just another dude who talks a load of shit and then runs away. That's why he's in Colombia in the first place.
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Length plus diameter.
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From what I gather, Hunter is the guy that Juju wants people believe him to be. Basically cranked up to 11.
Juju - Brings the drugs to the party.
Hunter - Brings the party to the drugs.
Juju - Claim to fame is a Dr. Phil episode
Hunter - Claim to fame is running a revenge porn site
Juju - Has sex while dressed as a cow privately
Hunter - Records sex with sex-trafficked victims and sells it on the Internet
Juju - Makes passive aggressive insults
Hunter - Will fuck people up
Ralph liked to pretend he was the king of snorting coke while he was growing up, but he was WAYYYY too poor and fat for that to be true. He could barely hang with Juju as his e-daddy and never took hint that Juju was trying to orphan him. Really, Ralph is just a scared little boy that always gets himself into trouble over his drug abuse, impulsive behavior, and hypersensitivity.
I can't imagine how Hunter would react to discovering Ralph thinking he found his new e-daddy. Obv, that isn't gonna happen since Ralph is likely traumatized by Hunter at this point.
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It really is gonna be like Thomas Jefferson and John Adams where they will die at the same time on AUGUST 3RD BISSSHH!
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Ralph having an 8 hour convo with some rando hooker, probably a tranny, he's on coke.
Meek, timid, paranoid(more than usual) yeah sounds like coke to me. Lack of streaming or selfies pointing at shit...yeah, coke.
Hey, do you blame him? Medellin Columbia, cocaine capital of the world, I'd have my head in a bag no doubt.
Meek, timid, paranoid(more than usual) yeah sounds like coke to me. Lack of streaming or selfies pointing at shit...yeah, coke.
Hey, do you blame him? Medellin Columbia, cocaine capital of the world, I'd have my head in a bag no doubt.
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So Ralph got a pity fuck and a ticket home, what a disaster.
Oh but he connected on a spiritual level with this prostitute that had no choice but to sit there and pretend the pig is a human being. It was the same with his physio and hell even Pantsuella - he's so retarded that he thinks these women actually like to talk to him. Ralph, you stupid idiot, they have to listen to your shit. They are either being paid or forced to.
I can't decide which is my favorite bit of this failure. Him meekly sitting by while a woman berates him, or him meekly sitting by while he's scared of the actual men around him.
Oh but he connected on a spiritual level with this prostitute that had no choice but to sit there and pretend the pig is a human being. It was the same with his physio and hell even Pantsuella - he's so retarded that he thinks these women actually like to talk to him. Ralph, you stupid idiot, they have to listen to your shit. They are either being paid or forced to.
I can't decide which is my favorite bit of this failure. Him meekly sitting by while a woman berates him, or him meekly sitting by while he's scared of the actual men around him.
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Intriguing points, except she left Digi for Ralph so I guess she just wanted someone that could at least pretend to be a man, despite being an insecure, petulent, moody 14-year-old black girl named Shanaynay McPiggertits on the inside. Her breaking point was when he started swinging his purse at her.
As for Ralph and his attraction to trannies; well, he did say he would tit-fuck Keffles, so there's that.
Personally, I think Ralph would fuck anyone that says yes. Fat lottle Ralphie, the boy with the birthday cake that would have autistic sperg fits at home and slam hammers through walls, still lives on inside Ethan's mind and he's really upset about never getting laid in high school and college. I imagine a lot of his self-loathing, self-destructive behaviour comes from that time period, but let me not get sidetracked. Basically, I think Ralph would fuck just about anyone cause fat little Ralphie, the virgin loser, is in the back of his mind, still seeking validation.
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My favorite bit is when this Hunter guy thought he was getting some internet badass to come over, and when he drove to the airport to pick him up, he got a fat pig squealing about some farm in new zealand instead. You just know he was seething that day, almost had the mind to beat the pig too but it turned a stream on and that would be bad publicity for him.
to the brave prostitute who was forced to mate with the pig. I hope she got paid overtime for that one, plus a bonus since I doubt the swine lasted more than a minute in bed.
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Making a week in Colombia with drugs and hookers look like the most boring thing ever, only on the KEELSTREAM!
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RETURN OF THE WIGGER WIGGLE
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This is going to go hard on the ironic fancams we make of him when he finally chokes to death on his vomit.
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What a sad little critter
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Daily reminder that if Ethan had the means to flex with pussy he would.
‘Member all the tough guy pics he took with Faith?
Or the chungus wholesome family man pics with Pantsu?
Nothing here.
Just a sad little couch cuck getting ignored by everyone.
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As predicted easily manipulated pig made a response to the posts about lack of content. I feel owned
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