🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It’s amazing that not one single person appeared on camera or stream with him the entire trip. I thought we’d at least get an interview with Hunter…or something.

I think Ralph timidly stayed on the cuck couch for four straight days. Probably asked if he could use the bathroom when needed. I don’t think they even let him have a bedroom, because he would have at least tried to e-beg a bit if he had a private room to awkwardly stream and boast. He couldn’t risk all the grown men fucking with him if he streamed in the commons area.

Ralph wiggling on the couch by his lonesome while karaoke rapping for one minute is the best he could do to try pretends he’s having a great time being an unwelcome house guest everyone is avoiding.

He always takes pictures with people and points at them to ensure we know there are human beings that allow him to be near them. Didn't get a single one of those this time. Will be interesting to see if his all of his new friends like and reply to his tweet confirming they had a great time and are excited about his next visit. I'd put $15,000 on it never happening.

 

[JustStopDude]

Ah yes a book. People involved with illegal and borderline illegal activities love the idea of some idiot detailing their shit in a book.

I'm guessing that Ralph is not familiar with the savage beating that Hunter S Thompson got from the Hell's Angels after they got sick of his shit.

 

[Pale Empress]

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This post makes sense if we continue with the theory that he was invited to Colombia after he bragged to Hunter about how successful he is and how much money he makes. He's not fooling anybody, he hasn't had a $15k week since 2018. He knows it, we know it, he knows we know it, and he knows that we know that he knows we know it. It couldn't be more obvious that he's covering his ass.

He probably made a ton of excuses for why he made pennies on his stream there and why he couldn't do any other followup. The rodecaster/webcam/OBS fucked up! It was an unannounced midday show on a weekday! His guest cancelled! He could have fed them any sort of excuse. I doubt he brought any of the equipment with him or even intended to stream at all, or maybe he assumed there'd be equipment there that he could borrow. Either way I'd bet Hunter and his crew pressed him into firing up his stream at some point after he ran his mouth.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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If I could make 5K per stream, I would probably just stream, Ralph.

Also, good job reconfirming the location.

 

[porkWellington]

Thats it? That was the big event where you had to travel 3 days and nights barely sober just to reach some shithole country?
Null made a mistake, instead of Rekietas board it should have been the Ralph board that gets dismantled.

Both boards should've been purged. Nick's become boring so 1 thread suffices. This and the "Killstream" thread are the only explicitly Ralph threads with traffic, Fuentes and the Thorps should've been moved for a while now.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

gonna be interesting to see what the goal is for his first stream back home. will it be the normal 250? will he lower it as a reward to the faithful gunt guards? will it be 300 to recoup some pesos?

we shall wait and see. these are the days of our gunts.

I’m sure whatever the goal is he’s not going to make it until there’s a mysterious finally dono that pushes him over his goal

 

[Drunkensailor]

I’m sure whatever the goal is he’s not going to make it until there’s a mysterious finally dono that pushes him over his goal

Jdanks420 is a totally real person who is easy to find and not Ethan, if you want to know the truth about it, bish

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'm guessing that Ralph is not familiar with the savage beating that Hunter S Thompson got from the Hell's Angels after they got sick of his shit.

Or Hunter’s “lawyer” Oscar Acosta who boarded a boat in Mexico with some coke smugglers, ran his mouth, got murdered and dropped into ocean.

But we know Ralph is a good, subservient boy around coke fiends. The worst mouth running Ralph did to Hunter was “yes, boss” “sorry master” “thank you boss” and texting “may I plz use the bathroom” from the sofa.

I’d bet 50% of the small amount of communication Ralph had with Hunter in the apartment took place via text.

Ralph might have even lost a few pounds thanks to being too scared for solo for food runs, to nervous to eat food in the fridge, not being invited to meals out or included in take out orders. Being broke didn’t help either. I bet he’d be nervous about suggesting a take out order because they might expect him to pick up the tab for everybody’s requests. Ralph couldn’t risk it.

 

[Humble Architect]

Or Hunter’s “lawyer” Oscar Acosta who boarded a boat in Mexico with some coke smugglers, ran his mouth, got murdered and dropped into ocean.

But we know Ralph is a good, subservient boy around coke fiends. The worst mouth running Ralph did to Hunter was “yes, boss” “sorry master” “thank you boss” and texting “may I plz use the bathroom” from the sofa.

I’d bet 50% of the small amount of communication Ralph had with Hunter in the apartment took place via text.

Ralph might have even lost a few pounds thanks to being too scared for solo for food runs, to nervous to eat food in the fridge, not being invited to meals out or included in take out orders. Being broke didn’t help either. I bet he’d be nervous about suggesting a take out order because they might expect him to pick up the tab for everybody’s requests. Ralph couldn’t risk it.

Ralph hilariously has more in common with Acosta than he ever did with Thompson.

I mean Acosta is the lunatic who insisted on being credited with the “Doctor Gonzo” character’s actions and took umbrage with it not being a 1:1 physical match. Gonzo, who’s actions include numerous crimes towards women, taking offense at the slightest perceived slight, violence at the drop of a hat (only to those he can bully), marking his “blood enemies” and just generally being a drug-fueled, grotesque, alcoholic powder keg.

Sound like anyone? A buffalo and a pig have a shocking amount in common.

 

[Rage Pig]

This post makes sense if we continue with the theory that he was invited to Colombia after he bragged to Hunter about how successful he is and how much money he makes. He's not fooling anybody, he hasn't had a $15k week since 2018. He knows it, we know it, he knows we know it, and he knows that we know that he knows we know it. It couldn't be more obvious that he's covering his ass.

He probably made a ton of excuses for why he made pennies on his stream there and why he couldn't do any other followup. The rodecaster/webcam/OBS fucked up! It was an unannounced midday show on a weekday! His guest cancelled! He could have fed them any sort of excuse. I doubt he brought any of the equipment with him or even intended to stream at all, or maybe he assumed there'd be equipment there that he could borrow. Either way I'd bet Hunter and his crew pressed him into firing up his stream at some point after he ran his mouth.

If he streamed every day for 12 hours and with the help of Adowulf and a few fake donations, he could've made 15.000.

 

[Um...]

The worst mouth running Ralph did to Hunter was “yes, boss” “sorry master” “thank you boss” and texting “may I plz use the bathroom” from the sofa.

P-p-please don’t hit me, mister.

 

[Die For Me!]

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Dear #Killstream Supporters
Thank you for the $500 dollars to stream in Colombia. Unfortunately, I decided not to stream at all. If I did stream however, I would've made a life changing 15 thousand dollars (minimum). I chose nawt too because...?
I can't wait to include this in my coloring book about a innocent streamers pursuit for the American dream in Mexico, which has no relation to any real world events or people btw.
My next stream is currently unannounced, as I have to fly to Sandy Eggo to spite-visit my spite-son and then later find a way to spite-visit my spite-daughter to spite my wife and Heinous Harry.
Thanks for the money!
Yours Truly, Not Ethan Ralph

 

[northstar747]

It's amazing to me that there are people who think banging hookers is a flex

To quote a song from south park

♫♪♪ A prostitute is like any other woman they all trade something for sex, and they do it wellll.

no really why did faith or may get with ralph? faith wanted to be away from her family and I believe may saw her boyfriend get beat up and mistook ralphs wiggners for strength

honest I now miss nora

In some other universe ralph takes the stream.me and somehow gets to be able to be with nora in the UK. Work a real job and make little guntly poos

 

[Drunkensailor]

The theory that Hunter is a secret a-log has been danced around. I choose to believe that Hunter has been communicating with PPP and recorded all of Ethan's cringe behavior while couch surfing and getting pegged by a tranny. He clocked Ethan as a broke bitch with no clout weeks ago and made the business decision to cash in on an exclusive kino casino stream, splitting the profit 75/25.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The theory that Hunter is a secret a-log has been danced around. I choose to believe that Hunter has been communicating with PPP and recorded all of Ethan's cringe behavior while couch surfing and getting pegged by a tranny. He clocked Ethan as a broke bitch with no clout weeks ago and made the business decision to cash in on an exclusive kino casino stream, splitting the profit 75/25.

nobody in this sektur is smart enough to even think about a scheme like this

 

[jewsernotfound]

"AHHM SORREH, LINX. ARE YA PROUD OF MEH FOR CHECKIN' IN THIS TIME? BAYBEH, COME BACK, BISH!"

 

[RollingRock2]

So there was literally no content from Colombia? What a lame pig

 

[Pelican Bones]

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From man purse to fanny pack. It's tough out there.

 

[Xev]

So he didn't bang any females, no oiling up wrestlers, no pillstream. What was the fucking point.

 

[Um...]

Ahahaha his Big Trip was such an embarrassing flop he had to cut it short and come back early. What happened to Ralphamania 2, Piggy? Now the question is, was it voluntary or did Hunter the Teen Porn king get tired of him moping around the apartment and kick him out?

At any rate, he’s back early to hell on earth Messico

Where he spends every waking hour streaming to 200-something viewers and flies 2000 miles each way to get a 2 hour supervised visit with lil Xanny, pretending like that’s a huge W.

What a sad little piggy life.