Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[NaggotFigger]

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Fatly posing next to the Trump hotel sign at Waikiki Trump International Hotel. Very fat.

So here's how to calculate the length of the pig:
1. Someone measure the height of the sign
2. Post next to him in the same pose
3. Stand straight next to it.

I was trying to reverse image search the sign for heights but it appears that no one recorded that. I did find this though (certain moids, cue your sick yellow fever, she's a high school student.)
Fatrick is barely taller than a typical Asian student.
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Her garland looks to be typical 100cm length from Aliexpress. 85 pixels for half of it makes 50cm. This measurement sucks but it's the best I have.
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Like this:
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85*2+18 pixels ~ 100+18/85*50=110.58cm, let's say the plaque is 111cm tall.

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(The gab is a rendering error.)
Piggy is 1.66x the the bar that's 111cm, so 185.37 in this position.
Taking note that his hooves are closer to the camera, I will use the green bars too.
For green, it drops to 1.54x, giving 171cm.

I would say he's around 175, or 5'9 at the absolute maximum.
He's pretty short.

Good take. I’d imagine if Titty Ricky is taller, the very fatness of his weight would get fatter. If he’s approximately 175cm; I tampered a bit more with the site to 169kg (372.5lbs, round to 373lbs). It’s getting fucking worse. This will yield the same fat fattiness at 170kg (374.8lbs, round to 375lbs) as well. The numbers are inflated due to his calculations and height increase, so I use simplified basic mathematics to equate his estimated height and the overlay.


Fat. Super fat and fattier than the mega obesity.

 

[Summer of George]

This would be news for any other lolcow, but Fatrick was doorknocked by the police and went outside naked to belligerently yell at them on camera so I find this shadow selfie underwhelming?

That was at least 50 pounds ago.

Weight is a measure of time in the Patverse. It's a topsy turvy world where 12 o'clock is ground beef and hamburger is midnight.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Fat faggot with bitch tits

He has the lanyard dangling above his gunt. Yeah, I think our 170-175 (maximum) is about right.
Maybe someone really autistic can go and figure out the height of that entry tag thing hanging from his neck.
Well, where his neck was supposed to be. All I see is fat.
Will not.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick is beyond fat, he's obese

(only Damon is still alive in this group by the way. The others died because they were fat)

 

[niggercattle]

What is Patrick up to on Bluesky lately?

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Self-describing as a "screaming rage demon". Well, uh. Wonder what's eatin' him...

Oh, and here's a treat. Normally in the upper Midwest, the arrival of beach weather is heralded by Memorial Day weekend. But luckily, Pat blesses us with a pre-season glimpse of his waterfront shenanigans this year:

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I have no idea who those kids are that he's creepshotting.

His earlobe has its own gunt.

 

[Toothp!ck]

same energy

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Fat. Balding. Very rotund. Morbidly obese Piggy Ricky. Also loves kidnapping black children and grind them for niggeroni.

You'd think he learn by now but he simply can't. He just can't

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I'm saddened to say I've used "these are your delusions again" in real world conversations.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I don't know if it's occurred to anyone else in the thread, but this gentleman appears to be rather OBESE CLASS III.

 

[niggercattle]

How can someone so fat have such a twiggy arm. Potato with tooth pick limbs

He's cortisolmaxxing. Gunt's on the same rigorous regimen of booze, chronic stress and nonstop tweeting, and has very similar proportions. Stress alone can cause the symptoms of Cushing's disease, even without alcohol.

 

[AnOminous]

*tried to get his child forcefully aborted by his own hands, against the will of the mother

Quit lying about Rick. He clearly stated he wanted to wait until his child was born to murder her and her mother.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not sure if it's ever been mentioned but there's a black man with the name Patrick Tomlinson and even he is more successful than Patrick.

 

[AnOminous]

He's 7 of those phones from the photo and I estimated about 1.74x difference.

This is the kind of absolute autism that glues me to this site.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

How does someone that big actually fight tooth and nail that they're not fat? Denying the obvious to the point where strangers online are calculating your BMI based on your gigantic shadow. It's just sad.

Because he is denial about everything in his life. He cannot take an L to save himself. He is perfect in his own mind and no one will tell him otherwise.

 

[Maude Snew]

If Rick is 169cm and 150kg, his BMI is 52.5, and round it up, his BMI is 53, which classifies the same as Obese Class III. If stretched further, Rick’s body weight is possibly 155kg (341.7, round to 342lbs), and the BMI is 54.3 (169cm) and 53.6 (round up to 54; 170cm).

Wrong twice more stlaker child. This is why your life is already over, Atalker child. Enjoy mathematics detention.

Wrong thrice more! You will find that he is not very fat and close, he is actually gargantuanly fat and far away, like the sun.

As such, the last stalker child who tried to approach him was incapacitated just like he promised.

 

[Hweeks]

Can you use that program to create a normal healthy BMI for Fat's height and weight and superimpose it over the shadow?

 

[Dean Pentel]

I hope the city wins and extracts everything he has.

No, child. You don't. You hope Rick wins but only gets some money, perhaps low 6 figures. The ego boost and the rabid desire to showcase himself squandering it all post-haste make that the better option. Enjoy laughing at him with us.

That inscrutable thing is chiefly what I hate; and be the white whale agent, or be the white whale principal, I will wreak that hate upon him.

It's not that serious.

His crime, and his punishment, are being Patrick Sean Tomlinson.

Arguably cruel and unusual, this one. He excels at that which doesn't help (being an enormous asshole to everyone, all the time, growing some sweet bitch tits, living delusions much stronger than any he's accused others of having) and he's a miserable failure at anything that would be a net positive to his life (too numerous to even try to list). I'm not sure I believe in karma but this fat faggot must have done something truly awful in a past life.

Haven't checked in on man of pig in a while, has Judge Holden booked an AirBNB, hogtied him, stuffed an apple in his mouth and gone to town on him yet?

No. It's unlikely to ever happen, too. Much as we love him, everyone here knows @Judge Holden has commitment issues.

Thesis-level autism

Please tell me you have a graduate degree. If you don't, you should get one. It'd be so fucking easy for you and you could make bitches like me seethe hard about how you did it without much effort.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Not sure if it's ever been mentioned but there's a black man with the name Patrick Tomlinson and even he is more successful than Patrick.

The most compelling argument against white supremacy is the existence of white liberals.

 

[Maude Snew]

Can you use that program to create a normal healthy BMI for Fat's height and weight and superimpose it over the shadow?

Jake Raven for scale.

 

[TV's Adam West]

not that serious

He's fat, and I hate fat people.

 

[FinnSven]

How does someone that big actually fight tooth and nail that they're not fat? Denying the obvious to the point where strangers online are calculating your BMI based on your gigantic shadow. It's just sad.

As has been pointed out, it is his ego, but it is also that he imagines himself to be this powerhouse marathon runner.

Like how a 6’6 troon sees himself as a petite sexy girl and is aghast and amazed when clocked, Patrick just firmly believes he is a chiseled Greek statue, with maybe occasional brat fat for the winter.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I would pay for Fatrick to get an MRI and whatever other brain imaging needed and have a professional analyze his medial prefontal cortex, the part of the brain most associated with our sense of self, self awareness, and processing any thoughts related to our self image. If it's bloated, shrunk, or otherwise fucked up is a burning question at this point since he is absolutely unable to accept any losses or harm to his image such that he is able to fabricate alternative answers in the few times he's been confronted and bothered to give an answer and I am astounded at his delusions. At this point I don't want him to do drugs and suffer any sort of ego death because it's impossible. I think his hardware is fucked such that it is an actual limitation on his mind and its capacity for reflection.