Official Kiwi Farms Man/Woman Unity Thread - Because you can't make babies on your own

[Banditotron]

I like that the two posters above me are both cute little bug themed. I love cute little bugs.

 

[peachlover669]

Reminder that if you kill the hooker afterwards you DO get the money back.

 

[horseorigin]

Men these days need to step up on behalf of the women. This is the core of mens' call to responsibility.

Talk to that girl. Make the first move.
Invite her somewhere fancy. Spend lots of money on her.

Pull out her chair. Hold doors open. Hold her coat.
Offer the woman a cash tip for time well spent. It's the least you can do.

Direct deposit your paycheck directly into her account.

Live homeless in a tent and eat rice and send all your money to her.

Subsist off of your office's free food and coffee. Bring home more expensive catered lunch items to her.

Defend her NO. MATTER. WHAT.

Sell your ass to your colleagues during break. Give her the money in cash. Wash it first.

For God's sakes, MARRY HER.

Spend 1/2 of your annual salary on the ring; you did save up before setting up direct deposit, right?

Spend another 1/2 on a luxurious wedding ceremony.

Let her choose her best man for the honeymoon. It's only fair.

Sit and watch, but only if she allows it.

Ensure her name is on all of the accounts, 401k, house, cars.

Ensure her access is not impeded towards her discretionary expenditures. Your credit card is hers, end of story.

Have an amicable divorce.

Take on the responsibility: assume all debts, while she and her new boyfriend can enjoy the associated assets.

Live in your car. Suck dick for gas money. Slip half under her door.

Do.

The.

Work.

 

[French Dip]

Before people get the wrong impression, I'm 67% sure the OP is a true & honest women. So you guys are calling a woman a faggot and telling her to get pussy.


This starts with ending the notion that men and women aren't equal. We're distinctly complementary towards one another, not different colors of the same umbrella.

Also, the gender wage gap is a myth and women need to stop lying about that $0.77 statistic. They were measuring the MEDIAN income across ALL INDUSTRIES with no
adjustment for work experience, overtime worked, or anything else which obviously tilts the scale. It's not that a man and a woman with the same experience at the same position are earning that different of a wage.

The statistic is that when you look at the entire economy, if you lined up every male salary and then picked the data point smack dab in the middle, and then line up every female salary and then picked the data point smack dab in the middle, that middlemost female salary data point is 77% of the middlemost male salary data point.

Considering a lot of the strife between men and women stem from disrupting the natural balance between genders through lies about inequality under the guise of "righting the wrong" attributed to men, debunking these harmful and untruthful talking points is going to be important in dismantling the resentment and animosity between genders. Or maybe I'm an autistic faggot rambling about nothing.

I'm a dude, I mentioned my wife in the OP, lol.

Good points all around. There are a lot of falsehoods that need to be broken down.

Call me crazy; I don't think a pretentious thread on KF is gonna do much in the way of solving societal issues.

Sorry if it came off that way. I was going for sincerity.

Exactly my point, youtoobz. If you don't shave your balls she won't give you a blowjob buuuuuut if you ask her to shave her pussy you're a sexist pig. Society has double standards. Both sexes have to come together to solve gender relayshuns.
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Cogent points as always Cobes, thank you very much.

 

[President Joe Biden]

The problem is that women don't want to come off as racist, as that can potentially ostracize them from the in-group. Black and more recently, Indian behavior becomes "all men are smelly creeps." High trust societies don't have these problems.

 

[French Dip]

Men these days need to step up on behalf of the women. This is the core of mens' call to responsibility.

Talk to that girl. Make the first move.
Invite her somewhere fancy. Spend lots of money on her.

Pull out her chair. Hold doors open. Hold her coat.
Offer the woman a cash tip for time well spent. It's the least you can do.

Direct deposit your paycheck directly into her account.

Live homeless in a tent and eat rice and send all your money to her.

Subsist off of your office's free food and coffee. Bring home more expensive catered lunch items to her.

Defend her NO. MATTER. WHAT.

Sell your ass to your colleagues during break. Give her the money in cash. Wash it first.

For God's sakes, MARRY HER.

Spend 1/2 of your annual salary on the ring; you did save up before setting up direct deposit, right?

Spend another 1/2 on a luxurious wedding ceremony.

Let her choose her best man for the honeymoon. It's only fair.

Sit and watch, but only if she allows it.

Ensure her name is on all of the accounts, 401k, house, cars.

Ensure her access is not impeded towards her discretionary expenditures. Your credit card is hers, end of story.

Have an amicable divorce.

Take on the responsibility: assume all debts, while she and her new boyfriend can enjoy the associated assets.

Live in your car. Suck dick for gas money. Slip half under her door.

Do.

The.

Work.

Brother, please do not act like this is what I'm asking you to do. Women have a lot of work to do. If I didn't make thst clear enough in my OP, then my bad. But this shit isn't what this thread is for.

 

[Harm]

I'm a dude, I mentioned my wife in the OP, lol.

Oh, I'm retarded.

Call me crazy; I don't think a pretentious thread on KF is gonna do much in the way of solving societal issues.

Nothing will solve societal issues then. Might as well revel in the problems.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

firmly believe men and women have failed each other. We can blame neither one for this. WE did this. Men and women both have legitimate grievances. Neither one are making themselves top tier marriage material.

Appreciate the general sentiment of the thread but I think the problem with this statement is that taking collectivist guilt for the sins of all is retarded annd unreasonable, especially in pursuit of a single mate. People are responsible for their own behaviors and standards. When you’re in the market for marriage atoning for the sins of fuckboys and onlyfans whores doesn’t get you anywhere, you’re more likely to be avoiding these kinds of people anyway. I also wonder sometimes if this problem isn’t blown out of proportion. Regular people who aren’t ruled by fringe or extremist politics probably don’t have as much trouble as rabid political worshipers. We get lots of articles about it, sure, but who does that benefit?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Women are pretty cool I guess, like the ones that do science and stuff, or that one lady that can eat like a million hotdogs in a minute, that lady is pretty awesome.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

We've done it, @Justa Grata Honoria, at last our people are united. Chuds and hoes united together at last.

I just want to make this clear whatever abominations this unholy union produces I had no role in it .


I AM JUST HERE TO SHITPOST DAMMIT NOT CAUSE 100 CHRIS CHANS TO BE BORNED !!!

 

[horseorigin]

Brother, please do not act like this is what I'm asking you to do. Women have a lot of work to do. If I didn't make thst clear enough in my OP, then my bad. But this shit isn't what this thread is for.

Forgot to mention you should also be addressing her exclusively with honorifics eg; “Ben and Jerry’s again for tonight’s feast, My Queen?” “Love Island binge and you desire to not be disturbed until 8:00 pm? As you wish, Dark Lady Rebecca.” “They were out of those Doritos you covet. I hope these hot Cheetos are acceptable, High Priestess Emily.” And so forth.

 

[French Dip]

Appreciate the general sentiment of the thread but I think the problem with this statement is that taking collectivist guilt for the sins of all is retarded annd unreasonable, especially in pursuit of a single mate. People are responsible for their own behaviors and standards. When you’re in the market for marriage atoning for the sins of fuckboys and onlyfans whores doesn’t get you anywhere, you’re more likely to be avoiding these kinds of people anyway. I also wonder sometimes if this problem isn’t blown out of proportion. Regular people who aren’t ruled by fringe or extremist politics probably don’t have as much trouble as rabid political worshipers. We get lots of articles about it, sure, but who does that benefit?

It's fair to only take accountability for your own issues when looking for a spouse, though you should be aware of the problems associated with your gender and be willing to show that you don't have them when your spouse expresses concern. I do think the issue is overblown to an extent but birth, marriage, and divorce rates paint a very nasty picture.

 

[Rango Dango]

There is a T&H woman on youtube who streams herself making a game engine. She's cool.

 

[Banditotron]

I just want to make this clear whatever abominations this unholy union produces I had no role in it .


I AM JUST HERE TO SHITPOST DAMMIT NOT CAUSE 100 CHRIS CHANS TO BE BORNED !!!

I am afraid, @Justa Grata Honoria , that your appearance has been said to enact the prophecy of the 100 Chris chans. You did this to us.

 

[Tablet County]

Sorry if it came off that way. I was going for sincerity.

Sincerity can be cloying when it's naive and/or idealistic. As much as I hate cynics, a touch of worldliness can be endearing when you're trying to speak on a conversational basis.
That aside having seen you shit up the Katholic Kiwi Kathedral thread I immediately don't trust your sincerity and know you to be a mewling, self-righteous pissant in general, which is not endearing.

Nothing will solve societal issues then. Might as well revel in the problems.

Well I am incredibly stupid so I agree with this sentiment.

 

[French Dip]

Sincerity can be cloying when it's naive and/or idealistic. As much as I hate cynics, a touch of worldliness can be endearing when you're trying to speak on a conversational basis.
That aside having seen you shit up the Katholic Kiwi Kathedral thread I immediately don't trust your sincerity and know you to be a mewling, self-righteous pissant in general, which is not endearing.

Well I am incredibly stupid so I agree with this sentiment.

I sincerely want men and women to love each other, idk what to tell you. I know relations are ugly right now, I'm trying to be a little positive about the future. I genuinely see avenues for improvement. I don't know what you want from me.

 

[Spud]

Defend her NO. MATTER. WHAT.

Nah, if you get caught diddling kids I'll be the one turning you in.

 

[Tablet County]

I sincerely want men and women to love each other, idk what to tell you. I know relations are ugly right now, I'm trying to be a little positive about the future. I genuinely see avenues for improvement. I don't know what you want from me.

I don't want nothing from you, mate. I'm just sharing my thoughts, advising you a little about how you should speak with people if you want them to listen, and insulting you to your face.
Mad respect that you didn't immediately fly off the handle over a direct insult, though. Not a lot of people have the self-possession to not flip their shit over being called a faggot on the internet.

 

[No. 7 cat]

OP I don't know how you did it, but you managed to make liking women gay.

Mister Nicholas Fuentes, British Broadcasting Corporation appreciator, would agree.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I just want to make this clear whatever abominations this unholy union produces I had no role in it .


I AM JUST HERE TO SHITPOST DAMMIT NOT CAUSE 100 CHRIS CHANS TO BE BORNED !!!

Don't worry honey, you don't need to give birth to 100 Chris Chans. 99 Chris Chans will be plenty. Our United empires will reign supreme!!!!