Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kheapathic]

Might be a dumb question, but isn't 1099 income NOT a "real" job? Surely YouTube, or Rumble and the like, aren't anything more than 1099 income?

1099 is a catch-all that most people use to say "contractor" where a W-2 is a legal employee. Those people on fiver who do art, voices, configure cloud computing, and more; they're all 1099, whether they're doing it as a side hustle or a real job. If you pay attention to videogame dev news, and you hear about how there are few actual employees and most are temps or other; those are also 1099. If you want to make an argument about what a real job is, I'm willing to listen; but there are plenty of independent contractors that do very well as a 1099; and I'm not just talking about the YouTube/Twitch one-percenters.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

When the masks slip

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Hope he hits the jackpot soon, preferably in Nevada in front of cameras.

I have this page bookmarked for a reason...

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It will never not be funny to see Nick reply on Twitter and get absolutely destroyed by a reply.


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[thebigdream]

2 hours till no stream.
Really holding down that DIFFICULT job.

Imagine sucking this bad at the easiest job on earth. If I could guarantee that knuckle-dragging retards would throw money at me for poorly researched commentary on my own profession, you'd struggle to get me to stop. Yet here he is pissing and shitting because muh stress, muh mentals, muh forced sobriety.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It will never not be funny to see Nick reply on Twitter and get absolutely destroyed by a reply.

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And each of these random challengers who appear beat him like a circus monkey. Not even close. He can't own anyone ever and his akshuallyposting has got so silly everyone is on to it and calls it out. Lying's all he's got and it ain't working

 

[Accidental Protege]

It will never not be funny to see Nick reply on Twitter and get absolutely destroyed by a reply.

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Misty is my favorite deranged Balldoguard. She’s just too dumb to hate.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I expect the PO to be pretty lenient in the beginning. Making demands and punishing people is actually a bit of work and you aren't going to do it flippantly. Plus they want to give the person a chance to actually do what they agreed to and what they are supposed to.

They don't start lenient and make things worse as you fuck up. A PO is going to lay down the law up front and tell him how things are going to be and what is expected of him. Things get easier as they get to know you and you build trust with them by not fucking up, and doing what you need to do. The idea is to get you on track immediately and keep you on it. You don't start with the benefit of the doubt until you fuck up. You earn the leniency over time.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

They don't start lenient and make things worse as you fuck up. A PO is going to lay down the law up front and tell him how things are going to be and what is expected of him. Things get easier as they get to know you and you build trust with them by not fucking up, and doing what you need to do. The idea is to get you on track immediately and keep you on it. You don't start with the benefit of the doubt until you fuck up. You earn the leniency over time.

Yep, and they expect Nick to fuck up. They gave him a final impetus to stop being a retard with the 28 days of jail that may be deferred if he finally gets on board the sober train.

He won't. He will do those 28 days in prison, come back out and continue to be a fucking wreck who argues with everyone with "akshually" logic.

 

[Captain Manning]

If you think that's Kalea you might be autistic and cannot understand social cues.
Not that it says much, CG followers are pretty far right (on the spectrum).

It's much worse than that, my friend. He is... I am sorry to say... a pajeet.

It makes so much more sense now, doesn't it?

It will never not be funny to see Nick reply on Twitter and get absolutely destroyed by a reply.

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I mean, honestly, the last show was mostly him urging his audience to fling shit at Kurt, so the dude is not wrong.

Misty is my favorite deranged Balldoguard. She’s just too dumb to hate.

She's basically the prototypical fat wine bitch that watches trial streams all day.

Another one of her favorite things is to bitch about illegal aliens at length. Nick's 8 year old tested positive for coke? Government overreach! Leave that man alone! Meanwhile, Pablo down at the car wash needs to have his green card checked!

She's from Georgia, so I like to imagine her with a really obnoxious southern accent in which you can hear the cholesterol.

Oh, and then there was this the other day...


Ghostarchive

"Literally drug your children" is a very unfortunate string of words. I also don't think she knows what the word "literally" means.

Finally, to follow up with your post...




EDIT: Typo.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The streaming should NOT count as a job. It's not.

I doubt the PO's going to push it very hard, given that it's probably impossible to force Nick to work a real job.

Tell him to get an office job? Bobby the Broom and Crazy Eyes Celeste will rent out a strip mall office and give Nick a sinecure pushing papers for Petrofac Jackpot Heirs Charitable Trust.

 

[daffodils]

Nick still coping about Kayla getting Toed and loving it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdecMVFrs80

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAO78HatMqo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI6UCJFjfpA

New explanation for "not an addict"
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[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick still coping about Kayla getting Toed and loving it

At this point Kayla needs a TRO against Nick, so he stops talking about her sex life on the internet.

 

[The sticky sock]

"Literally drug your children through the mud"

Mostly false deluded stalker child I never drugged my kid anywhere near the mud, these are just you delusions, enjoy hackamania!

 

[AnOminous]

I doubt the PO's going to push it very hard, given that it's probably impossible to force Nick to work a real job.

No big deal, since it's pretty easy to force Nick to be in real jail.

Nick still coping about Kayla getting Toed and loving it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdecMVFrs80

Fun fact, Aaron sent one pic of Kayla to one dude. Nick has been literally spamming people with nudes of his whore wife.

Meanwhile apparently the actual nude in question was one only Aaron had because Nick's whore wife let him snap it while he was live streaming. Nick didn't know about this and was wildly flailing around, because he didn't even have that nude himself.

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Misty is my favorite deranged Balldoguard. She’s just too dumb to hate.

I always wonder about Nick fans like this one. Does she think she’d be the exception to Nick’s jihad against fat women like his mother?



I love the facial expression. Doesn’t even bother to smile or try to look pleasant. Her face just says “What the fuck did you do NOW?”

 

[AnOminous]

I love the facial expression. Doesn’t even bother to smile or try to look pleasant. Her face just says “What the fuck did you do NOW?”

She looks like one of those middle aged dudes who troon out in their 40s.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

"Literally drug your children" is a very unfortunate string of words. I also don't think she knows what the word "literally" means.

Finally, to follow up with your post...

The type of person to actually types out "#Blocked" before blocking someone is the type of person who will unblock you later and start a new message something to the effect of "and another thing..."

 

[Captain Manning]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI6UCJFjfpA

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It *is* funny seeing the realization set in among the Meltonites and Aaron haters sometimes.

They really want to believe Aaron is the anti-Christ, and that Nick will be their champion.

And yet they also know Nick let him fuck his wife.

You watch the wheels turn in their heads...
They grind slow, but sometimes the do the job eventually...
And the end result isn't pretty for Nick.

Nick let the Great Satan™ fuck Kayla.

She looks like one of those middle aged dudes who troon out in their 40s.

She looks like a character from a John Waters movie.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Is Nick just a fatter, balder, and more disgusting and unhealthy version of Rob Reiner in South Park at this point? "MY GOO! MY PRECIOUS GOO!"