Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Irene and 22 others]

Not just fat. Obese Class III, the highest level of fatty fatness from overeating way too much Nazi fascists.

It doesn't have quite the same ring to it, but someone should update the jingle to "Titty Obese Class III" given this new information and the pictures showing that his neck has seemingly consumed his two chins.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Why the fuck would anyone possibly want to know how long this dude's dick is. What the hell is wrong with yall

 

[FinnSven]

Why the fuck would anyone possibly want to know how long this dude's dick is. What the hell is wrong with yall

Autism.

If you haven’t come across the pests yet, maybe you should leave Patposting alone and go and follow bossman Jack or something?

 

[AltisticRight]

There are so few actual fascists in the world that all of them together would only be an afternoon snack for the devourer of darkies.

A fascist is someone to the right of Joseph Stalin, a world free of fascists is just your delusions. Bourgeois child.
Enjoy gulag.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

"You don't understand, chiLD. I am the machine that kills fascists, I am the one who squeals".

 

[bortherman]

He has the lanyard dangling above his gunt. Yeah, I think our 170-175 (maximum) is about right.
Maybe someone really autistic can go and figure out the height of that entry tag thing hanging from his neck.
Well, where his neck was supposed to be. All I see is fat.
Will not.

The Worldcon pass is 14cm high if you want to work your magic

 

[NaggotFigger]

Why the fuck would anyone possibly want to know how long this dude's dick is. What the hell is wrong with yall

No child. You don't get what Patposting is, or so, the Fatrick Tomlinson universe is. These are merely your delusions to think that all Patposters are deranged autists. I'm so sorry you're so stupid, baby child

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

if that's his arm, that's a huge ass bee

It's a common eastern bumblebee. They're pretty big bees.
I can't wait for pat to later accuse the bee of being a child and stalker for daring to invade his home.

Why the fuck would anyone possibly want to know how long this dude's dick is. What the hell is wrong with yall

Because it's funny, and perfectly harmless.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why the fuck would anyone possibly want to know how long this dude's dick is. What the hell is wrong with yall

Not our fault he decided to answer the door to the police with just a bathrobe on and have his faucet penis hang out. Things have never been the same. Look at Judge Holden.

 

[AnOminous]

Wrong thrice more! You will find that he is not very fat and close, he is actually gargantuanly fat and far away, like the sun.

No child, I am not the Baby Sun from the Teletubbies. Enjoy prison.

So what you're saying is that Patrick rolled low on his Manhood roll? We all knew that. Have you seen his Pathfinder 2nd Character sheet? He's a terrible player.

As a fat faggot with bitch tits, manliness is his dump stat. Pretty sure he rolled really high on Anal Circumference, and constantly taking huge fat greasy niggeroni shits has expanded it even further.

 

[WelperHelper99]

As a fat faggot with bitch tits, manliness is his dump stat. Pretty sure he rolled really high on Anal Circumference, and constantly taking huge fat greasy niggeroni shits has expanded it even further.

Pat rolled so high for Anal Circumference that he can fit an entire nigger up his ass feet first. It's how he hides them before taking them to the pepperoni grinder

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

He’s not just lazy, fat and greasy; his faucet micropenis is shrunk to the point it made him look like a sissy fatso pussycat. I’m going to be autistic and be an Azn student and weaponized autism for this case.

i don't know what's gayer: finding out the size of fatrick's cock through cargo shorts or me reading the post

 

[NaggotFigger]

No child, I am not the Baby Sun from the Teletubbies. Enjoy prison.

Time for autistic Patposting. No child, I'm definitely not the Baby Sun from the Teletubbies at all. I'm sorry you're so stupid, child.

And no child, I am not gay. No child, I'm not Humpty Dumpty from Shrek. No stalker child, I'm not a turnip. No child, I'm not an egghead or balding. Those are merely you and your criminal cabal of cyberstalkers' criminal delusions again. You concluded your life with Shrek long ago. This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy Ogre'd.

 

[CryingLaughing]

If I ever make a detailed analysis and breakdown of a fat man's micropenis, I hope someone shoots me.

 

[Poonocchio]

Finally, weaponized autism.

This is weaponized autism used in the most inhumane way. This knowledge is crimes against humanity.

 

[FinnSven]

Pat rolled so high for Anal Circumference that he can fit an entire nigger up his ass feet first. It's how he hides them before taking them to the pepperoni grinder

Being shoved up an arse and then Shat into a pepperoni grinder is probably the most horrible way to go.

 

[NaggotFigger]

This is weaponized autism used in the most inhumane way. This knowledge is crimes against humanity.

And it's a crime so large morbidly obese, classified as 1st degree felony and Class III Obesity that I'm too afraid to post it even, and constituted felonious mathematic crimes against nature itself. Now, I'll wait quietly for the knock, child.

 

[Red Frida]

Note how he is responding to xeets from days ago with fresh pig rage. I suspect he just saw some of his more recent xeets and is going on a backlog rampage
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Was Meme Mike a long play account from one of the pests or is Pat targeting a legitimate civilian for prison enjoyment now?
The pig is violating the Twitter Geneva convention.

 

[Bias Judge.]

Was Meme Mike a long play account from one of the pests or is Pat targeting a legitimate civilian for prison enjoyment now?
The pig is violating the Twitter Geneva convention.

Mike was a legitimate civilian bystander who attempted to give Pat some true and honest legal advice I believe. Can't be bothered to research, but he is 100% a normie who got Patpilled.

 

[AbbaZabba]

What is Patrick up to on Bluesky lately?

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Self-describing as a "screaming rage demon". Well, uh. Wonder what's eatin' him...

Oh, and here's a treat. Normally in the upper Midwest, the arrival of beach weather is heralded by Memorial Day weekend. But luckily, Pat blesses us with a pre-season glimpse of his waterfront shenanigans this year:

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I have no idea who those kids are that he's creepshotting.

Someone get Cavalier Johnson on the horn, there's a Lake Michigan Beluga beached by The Minnow and he's hunting for nigger child meat!