Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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It's always been odd to me that Rehabs idea of helping people with their addictions is giving them a whole new addiction, like giving addicts cigarettes and sweets, like theres no long-term health issues from crutching hard on smoking and overeating.
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Lach said:
It's always been odd to me that Rehabs idea of helping people with their addictions is giving them a whole new addiction, like giving addicts cigarettes and sweets, like theres no long-term health issues from crutching hard on smoking and overeating.
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The sweet treats are because of the fact that alcohol screws up the way the body produces dopamine, so when they quit drinking, a lot of alcoholics turn to sugar for awhile in part for that hit, in part because they have been consuming all of their calories as sugar for a long long time. Most are malnourished in some way. They may also be food insecure, so rehabs will have fruit and small snacks available all day. Eventually the cravings for sugar dissipate.
 
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It has come to my attention that no one (from my knowledge) is using a bot to save every message sent in the bossman discord, including attachments. I have created a bot that does this, which will also upload every attachment to pomf2.lain.la in case the channel gets nuked, which also deletes every attachment in process.

The reason for the creation of this bot, chat.bossmanjack.com currently does not save history and does not survive a channel nuke. This bot does.

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It has come to my attention that no one (from my knowledge) is using a bot to save every message sent in the bossman discord, including attachments. I have created a bot that does this, which will also upload every attachment to pomf2.lain.la in case the channel gets nuked, which also deletes every attachment in process.

The reason for the creation of this bot, chat.bossmanjack.com currently does not save history and does not survive a channel nuke. This bot does.

Each channel (table) will be exported as an Excel spreadsheet and CSV for your viewing pleasure.

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You should collab with @dumbledore
 
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The sweet treats are because of the fact that alcohol screws up the way the body produces dopamine, so when they quit drinking, a lot of alcoholics turn to sugar for awhile in part for that hit, in part because they have been consuming all of their calories as sugar for a long long time. Most are malnourished in some way. They may also be food insecure, so rehabs will have fruit and small snacks available all day. Eventually the cravings for sugar dissipate.
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This sounds like pre-packaged horseshit since 1/3 of the rehabs types I see are just equivalent of upper class people going to a spa and dont have any addictions, the other third are revolving door addicts who immediately hop back on the sauce after succeeding their first piss test after rehab, the last just trade crack for twinkies and become bloated oinksters. The best way of overcoming your body's screwed up system is not just replacing it with another crutch, you let them tough it out while giving them a proper diet, inevitably their systems return to normal and they will value that way more than just playing leap frog with one addiction to the next of dopamine chasing.
 
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Lach said:
It's always been odd to me that Rehabs idea of helping people with their addictions is giving them a whole new addiction, like giving addicts cigarettes and sweets, like theres no long-term health issues from crutching hard on smoking and overeating.
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Yeah, court mandated rehab is done in the context of making someone obey the law, if the addict gets well as a result that's a nice bonus. Candy addicts don't generally do home invasions to finance their addiction, drive their car erratically into pedestrians, or have psychotic breaks requiring police intervention, so if smoking cigarettes and eating jolly ranchers stops you from shooting up meth and stabbing people, they'll call you rehabilitated and move on.

To take it one step further: the law didn't care about Bossman smoking rocks until he started to get erratic and violent towards his family. Bossman doesn't have a crack problem, he has a bitch slapping ratdad problem
 
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Lach said:
This sounds like pre-packaged horseshit since 1/3 of the rehabs types I see are just equivalent of upper class people going to a spa and dont have any addictions, the other third are revolving door addicts who immediately hop back on the sauce after succeeding their first piss test after rehab, the last just trade crack for twinkies and become bloated oinksters. The best way of overcoming your body's screwed up system is not just replacing it with another crutch, you let them tough it out while giving them a proper diet, inevitably their systems return to normal and they will value that way more than just playing leap frog with one addiction to the next of dopamine chasing.
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Meals are generally very nutritious. And I would like to submit that rehabs are trying to get people to stay, because addicts don't get help if they don't even make it past the initial discomfort of withdrawal. Again, as the body gets healthier, it doesn't crave sugar as much. I know a ton of people who definitely gained a bit of weight in sobriety, but then they started working out, because you know, not high all the time. Healthy habits develop, if given time and work. I would rather weigh 150 and be sober than 110 and still a drunk. Every tool can and should be utilized.
 
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The reason for the creation of this bot, chat.bossmanjack.com currently does not save history and does not survive a channel nuke. This bot does.
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fyi the reason chat.bossmanjack.com doesn't save any attachements is because retards were spamming CP and other illegal shit in Bossman's Discord.
I'm not interested in storing this on my server, or moderating it in case any abuse reports come. All messages live in RAM only, and attachements are hotlinked.
 
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I rarelly watch BossManJack clips, but when i stumble upon them, they've always entertained me, so when i got this Turkey Tom video recommended to me, i thought, why not? I'll give it a go, maybe it's the quick and easy to digest rundown of the complete Bossman lore. I pushed through the first 3 hours, and it's very disappointing to say the least, for which i blame Turkey Tom. What a boring clown this motherfucker is, definitelly one of the worst commentary channels out there. I'd ask, how does he have 1.5 million followers on youtube, but then i remembered that the platform is infested with retarded kids, so the question answered itself. There's zero reason to waste your time with this 6 hour long turd. You're not getting the real BossmanJack here, because all the good stuff is either censored, or severely edited by Tom, just so he can safely make regurgitated cashgrab content. As a result, like someone mentioned above, the video is extremely repetitve. Just the amount of times Tom have to repeat "Duh, sorry guys, this part needs to be censored" or "sorry, i can't show this, because reasons", makes it even more frustrating to watch. Don't bother.
 
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Craft idea: Magic 8-ball, but every answer is a BMJ-ism.

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