DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Give me a brief rundown of the "dents." What's all this about Phil milking disabled people for SSI money?

Orbiter Thread 'DarksydePhil Fan General'

Mar 28, 2018

Table of Contents added August 7th, 2021. Links are working as of 7-Aug-2021. Initially collected courtesy of @Shirō Ishii.

OtakuSkullGaming - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-3742283
afrodeutsch27 - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-3746803
taniaraven - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-3864623
TheAdamlee23 / WTAC-TV 23 / Adam Dresbach - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-3942306
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There's a whole thread if you want to skim through. Basically the majority of his donators have been proven to be physically and/or mentally handicapped. Or they are lonely autistics who put themselves into multiple bankruptcies or superchat about how they are living in a van while giving Phil money. If you've been noticing PWR blowing up recently, he started as one such dent, begging his audience and calling his mom to buy him Burger King because he gave money to Phil, before he started getting attention and turned into an anti-DSP (the whole thing could be a giant work, no one seems to be 100% sure). But anyways with all the info out there and the fact Phil has his most successful streams at the same time SSI checks go out and always panics with missed goals at the end of the month, it's safe to say a lot of his audience don't work and are too retarded to not spend what they have on the worst type of carny imaginable (you could say all streamers now are modern carnies, but Phil is still one of the worst because he's so terrible at lying but it somehow works most of the time).

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Orbiter Thread 'DarksydePhil Fan General'

Mar 28, 2018

Table of Contents added August 7th, 2021. Links are working as of 7-Aug-2021. Initially collected courtesy of @Shirō Ishii.

OtakuSkullGaming - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-3742283
afrodeutsch27 - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-3746803
taniaraven - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-3864623
TheAdamlee23 / WTAC-TV 23 / Adam Dresbach - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-3942306
Mr. Papaveraceae -...

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• Replies: 3,353
• Forum: Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

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There's a whole thread if you want to skim through. Basically the majority of his donators have been proven to be physically and/or mentally handicapped. Or they are lonely autistics who put themselves into multiple bankruptcies or superchat about how they are living in a van while giving Phil money. If you've been noticing PWR blowing up recently, he started as one such dent, begging his audience and calling his mom to buy him Burger King because he gave money to Phil, before he started getting attention and turned into an anti-DSP (the whole thing could be a giant work, no one seems to be 100% sure). But anyways with all the info out there and the fact Phil has his most successful streams at the same time SSI checks go out and always panics with missed goals at the end of the month, it's safe to say a lot of his audience don't work and are too retarded to not spend what they have on the worst type of carny imaginable (you could say all streamers now are modern carnies, but Phil is still one of the worst because he's so terrible at lying but it somehow works most of the time).

*donors

Donators is like something Phil would say while mangling the English language.

 

[WhoaMoses]

Give me a brief rundown of the "dents." What's all this about Phil milking disabled people for SSI money?

Dent usually just refers to people who unironically watch his content and give him money. Many of the people who have been proven to be supporters of phil's whether by their own admission or more nefarious means end up having some form of mental disability. In my opinion though all you have to do is look at his content, assuming you're a normal person if I strapped you down clockwork orange style and made you unironically watch let's say his full playthrough of chrono trigger or some shit you would be begging for a bullet by the second video because it just so fucking bad, no one with a fully functioning brain can stand watching that garbage it has no entertainment value at all besides chopping it up to his worst moments so you can laugh at how bad he is.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

GTA6 delayed until may of next year. 2 big bills bros, I don't feel so good.

any high school valedictorians with business degrees here able to explain the rationale behind taking fridays off now? And what will be the short term financial impact of missing jax raxxor's weekly tithe?

Phil wage quit fighting games a few weeks ago. It's better for him to take weekends off since that's when the minimum wage dents tend to have time off and more time to give him money.

Give me a brief rundown of the "dents." What's all this about Phil milking disabled people for SSI money?

Phil Gera most his donations at the start of the month normally when welfare comes in. Plus if you research his dents that get phoenebooked, they tend to have mental problems or disabilities.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

So basically, Phil constantly begs for money on stream and while most people are smart enough to ignore it, several mentally disabled people don't have the awareness to realize he's bullshit and will give him tons of money because they believe him, even though it hurts them financially. So basically this South Park bit:

 

[San Dimas High School]

So basically, Phil constantly begs for money on stream and while most people are smart enough to ignore it, several mentally disabled people don't have the awareness to realize he's bullshit and will give him tons of money because they believe him, even though it hurts them financially. So basically this South Park bit:

Yeah kind of, but the people in South Park are at least getting something tangible for their money. So as worthless as the item is, it's still infinitely more valuable than what they get when compared to DSP's grift.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Drunk so early in the day?

 

[Old Tonto]

Still looks like a massive faggot but still better than that shitty patchy beard and faggot cowboy mustache he has going on.

It's like Mr.Potato-Head from the Mirror Mirror episode, except you don't get to dress him up anymore.

Not to derail, but I don't know if it's really sinking in just how bad Phil's begging is. He's always begged, no doubt. But he is begging on another level. I can't remember what the genre name is but there is genre of streamers that just sit there and ask for/wait for money and its not OF thots. Phil is basically that type of streamer now.

Do you mean the financial domination (findom) people, or the NPC streaming Tiktok handjobs that do preset actions/general nonsense for spare change?

 

[Niggernerd]

Don't forget he was begging his ass off recently, so there's that too

Looking at the website. It looked like WWEC had a packed event schedule.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Drunk so early in the day?

shouldnt you be spending time with your "dying" mother instead of gin tweeting about stupid shit?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Tomorrow’s Day-ahf segment will be immensely gay and insufferable. Sure, they all are. But it will be EXTRA GAY.

Just like Phil. Fucking faggot.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Doody dropped a new video with the person that cancelled Phil's Switches (Source: trust me bro). Supposedly they phoned Walmart Customer Support and got the first Switch cancelled with just the email, phone number, and order #. To get the second order cancelled, they called back with some bullshit story about the first cancellation because they didn't have the order #.
They also provided a leaked phone call for the second cancellation to prove it's legit (5:21 in the video; their side is cut from the audio). It's probably real because Doody admits to sitting in Discords with people that do gayops against Phil, and if so that's cringe and gay.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Doody dropped a new video with the person that cancelled Phil's Switches (Source: trust me bro). Supposedly they phoned Walmart Customer Support and cancelled it with just the email and order #
They also provided a leaked phone call to prove it's legit (5:51 in the video; their side is cut from the audio). It's probably real because Doody admits to sitting in Discords with people that do gayops against Phil, and if so that's cringe and gay.

At least this gayop was kind of funny.

 

[Niggernerd]

Doody dropped a new video with the person that cancelled Phil's Switches (Source: trust me bro). Supposedly they phoned Walmart Customer Support and the first Switch cancelled with just the email, phone number, and order #. To get the second order cancelled, they called back with some bullshit story about the first cancellation because they didn't have the order #.
They also provided a leaked phone call for the second cancellation to prove it's legit (5:21 in the video; their side is cut from the audio). It's probably real because Doody admits to sitting in Discords with people that do gayops against Phil, and if so that's cringe and gay.

Gayops are gay but seeing a grown cry over a nintendo is pretty funny. HE'S SOY!

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Gayops are gay but seeing a grown cry over a nintendo is pretty funny. HE'S SOY!

Especially when it is someone who knows there are people out to fuck with him, but he doesn't think to hide the order number on his stream, making it practically a cardinal sin for anyone NOT to cancel the order just to fuck with him.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Gay but man you have to be so fucking stupid to show an order number and last 4 of CC on a stream while bragging about getting two of a highly sought after item that is limit 1 almost everywhere.

Might be in one hell of a prestream tomorrow Doody is going to get felted by the King! more like DSP will seethe and talk about how he can't do anything about it cause he's a little guy and some dent will send him their switch 2.

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

It's entirely DSP's fault for leaking his order number.

 

[Brother Wind]

If Phil actually stopped begging and just played the game without being an asshole constantly and stopped raging, could he do okay?

No.

Like we can argue all day whether he is finished without drama and detractors. But that is an argument that hinges around his whales. He just can't attract an actual audience. And that is completely finished for him.

It was wounded when Retsupurae was bullying Youtube into doing lets plays better. And Phil still wouldn't even do direct capture. It became one note when he lost Machinima. And he lost any real path for discoverability. And all he had was his memetic shittiness and rage. Now it is just dead and buried that its all about money. He doesn't even has his gimmick anymore.

The answer is simply, Phil never gave an audience anything. Boring, but informative will never be Phil. And now that it isn't 2009 anymore, people would take informative over a lot of things. But a Phil video makes you question if you even know something you've seen a million times. And I just can't keep up with reasons that Phil offers nothing to an audience. But I will stress, now that he doesn't even off TIHYDP bait. He has somehow less than nothing

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

GTA6 delayed until may of next year. 2 big bills bros, I don't feel so good.

Guess I have to wait until next year to come home

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Second point - I recently watched some livestreams from WolfheartFPS. Decent BG3 videos but nothing special, dry and conveys the patch info. Listen I like the guy but he's not a good live streamer. He's boring, dry and doesn't have great commentary. Despite this, he still gets money coming in and 300-1000 concurrent viewers. The question - If Phil actually stopped begging and just played the game without being an asshole constantly and stopped raging, could he do okay? If someone like Wolf who is boring (honestly insert most streamers) I think Phil would do fine. Detractors would die off, his core fanbase would still be there. He's also got a history that he reminds everyone of constantly. As gay as that is, people love rediscovering old channels they watched back in the day. The swing buy and donate viewers could actually be a thing if they didn't tune in and hear "Now guise, lets hit the goal RIGHT NOW before the podcast ends so we don't have to worry about it anymore"

Nah Phil wouldn't do as well no matter what.

Phil is starting to use begs to fill in his dead air. Phil offers nothing more other than his livestream. This guy you mention he provides actual content, even if it's dry info. It's at least something informative. The stream is just kinda extra. (I watch Avalanche review videos and he occasionally does his own livestreams but he is still the same chill guy just there to relax and play videogames to record content for his actual videos)

What do Phil gameplay and prestreams bring, ever? He's not friendly and all he does is make actual noise in your ears. He says so many things which amount to anything. Not even good white noise as it's just annoying to listen to and makes you want him to get to the point. The opposite of the cut and dry direct info.

Listen to that LEGO stream and you got a guy doing LEGO building for the blind, again. Funny enough he was doing this a lot when Superblindman was around and now it's just not even needed. Sometimes you just want someone to actually chill and shut the fuck up, and to just build the LEGO. There is actual content there for people interested in LEGO because they are seeing it built in front of them to see the different pieces. But Phil here wants to tell you about the flesh rods being inserted into the plastic hole and how the green goes on the blue onto the green and oh my god just want to blow my fuckin brains out.

He just actively ruins everything he touches because he's a huge attention whore who wants to be the center of everything. Even puttin his damn camera right smack in the middle of his videos taking up 28% of the total screen, and at least blocking one important thing like a Health bar.