Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Honestly? I think if a individual is functional enough to larp as a rock artist and go lengths to sext people online, then he's functional enough to work a minimum wage 9-5. Not to mention he's capable enough to (at least) try to gaslight people into pitying him.
While I believe Chance should've gotten the monkey shit slapped out of him by a true father figure, I truly doubt he would be able to work a 9 - 5 without fucking it up entirely. Remember this is the same nigger who wears ski goggles, a helmet, and rainbow fag suspenders from Dead Gay AIDS Bill as a harness when he vroom vrooms around a digital racing game because he's scared of crashing in real life. Him understanding the concept of putting food in a bag and handing it to the customer while saying "Thank you" is not going to happen. If a customer starts getting rooty tooty rowdy with him, he's going to either back the fuck down (most likely) or see his peers looking down on him for not "fighting back" and going WWE Raxx which will end poorly for him. His own rapist father had the genius move to call the cops after seeing a sketch of him on TV to say "That's definitely not me" and think that would work. Crispy Connie couldn't operate a stove, and probably used it as a makeshift heater when she couldn't read a thermostat. Raxx is absolutely screwed
 
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Poorly approximating normal human is the limit of his cognitive abilities.
Unfortunately his cognitive abilities only render him capable of approximating:
“7 y/o playing cool YouTuber”
“7 y/o playing rockstar”
“7 y/o playing wrestling champ”
“7 y/o playing Ken Block”

Some people compare Raxx to an adolescent but I think he’s mentally in first or second grade. What middle schooler wants a power wheels!? He can barely spell or type at 34, he only knows a few dozen phrases to recycle given any context. Still most children by that age have an understanding of right and wrong, even if it isn’t fully developed. Sally never imparted that, so we have a hypersexual psychopath in a deformed adult body with the IQ and self control of an 8 y/o.
 
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Rax could absolutely be sorting glass right now. you guys are giving him too much credit.
He could be made to sort glass, but paying someone to supervise him and force him to do it would cost more than the value of the sorted glass. Plus it's not clear that he would be physically able to work 8 hours per day. This is the same reason Sally doesn't make him do anything. He's not strictly speaking incapable of creating anything of value. It's just that the value of anything he would produce would be very low, and never come close to offsetting the cost of making him do it.

It's true that even a retard could be good at menial tasks and be a benefit to society, but Raxx is not merely extremely stupid, but he's feeble, lazy and a danger to children and those weaker than him. Some tards can compensate for lack of brains by having a strong body or a friendly disposition. Chance is an angry, stupid and broken little pile of scabs.
 
He could be made to sort glass, but paying someone to supervise him and force him to do it would cost more than the value of the sorted glass. Plus it's not clear that he would be physically able to work 8 hours per day. This is the same reason Sally doesn't make him do anything. He's not strictly speaking incapable of creating anything of value. It's just that the value of anything he would produce would be very low, and never come close to offsetting the cost of making him do it.

It's true that even a retard could be good at menial tasks and be a benefit to society, but Raxx is not merely extremely stupid, but he's feeble, lazy and a danger to children and those weaker than him. Some tards can compensate for lack of brains by having a strong body or a friendly disposition. Chance is an angry, stupid and broken little pile of scabs.
Woah there buddy. Cyraxx works extremely hard... by moving furniture around around at 2:00am.
 
Woah there buddy. Cyraxx works extremely hard... by moving furniture around around at 2:00am.
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The bigger problem is that they just fucking suck (this is the problem with a lot of lolcow streamers...Steve from Machete Squad, CJ Halliday, Authorized Personel... really, almost all of them). They aren't funny, they aren't insightful, they really add nothing to the situation and all pretty much say the same thing at a slightly different pitch. To be honest, I suspect Raxx would run circles around them on a panel.
Some people in the thread have been looking for a decent Lolcow channel Try https://www.youtube.com/@thelolcowmilkingparlour with The Bitter Lemon and although our names may be similar, it is not me. He puts effort into his videos like adding animation and going beyond the regular virtue signaling and moral grandstanding " commentary" 90% of the channels do.
 
He could be made to sort glass, but paying someone to supervise him and force him to do it would cost more than the value of the sorted glass. Plus it's not clear that he would be physically able to work 8 hours per day. This is the same reason Sally doesn't make him do anything. He's not strictly speaking incapable of creating anything of value. It's just that the value of anything he would produce would be very low, and never come close to offsetting the cost of making him do it.

It's true that even a retard could be good at menial tasks and be a benefit to society, but Raxx is not merely extremely stupid, but he's feeble, lazy and a danger to children and those weaker than him. Some tards can compensate for lack of brains by having a strong body or a friendly disposition. Chance is an angry, stupid and broken little pile of scabs.
No, he would randomly pull his cock out and start jacking it, or shove one of the glass shards into his dickhole.

Not only is he not physically able to keep any job, but he is an impulsive sexual degenerate.
 
Some people in the thread have been looking for a decent Lolcow channel Try https://www.youtube.com/@thelolcowmilkingparlour with The Bitter Lemon and although our names may be similar, it is not me. He puts effort into his videos like adding animation and going beyond the regular virtue signaling and moral grandstanding " commentary" 90% of the channels do.
I'll check out this Totally Not You channel but expectations are low.

Seizure Robot 5000 is pretty much the only genuinely good content witg lolcows other than some lightning in a bottle moments.... @SeizureRobot5000, what are the chances of a Cyraxx series like Snake Bones? The Sludge Files!
 
I'll check out this Totally Not You channel but expectations are low.

Seizure Robot 5000 is pretty much the only genuinely good content witg lolcows other than some lightning in a bottle moments.... @SeizureRobot5000, what are the chances of a Cyraxx series like Snake Bones? The Sludge Files!
I liked @Bizarre, I haven't been seeing him in my algorithm though.
 
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Seizure Robot 5000 is pretty much the only genuinely good content witg lolcows other than some lightning in a bottle moments...
Unequivocally agreed.

Seizure makes great content because he puts effort, his own practical editing, effects/art he makes, and has great synergy with his cohosts. Snakebones evolved into something beautiful and is always a banger. I'd say as well Rogue Internet Man does great content, but I know he won't touch Cyraxx mainly because he has no interest and that he doesn't want to contend with other creators who "gatekeep a pedophile".
 
Sally fought tooth and nail to steal Heathers kids and put them into the horrorhouse of 339. She very well knows that Cyraxx is a violent sexual predator pedophile, he knew that he would 100% molest and hurt those kids yet she still wanted them maybe even more than Cyraxx.

Cyraxx is a monster, but Sally raised 3 monsters. Fuck her, she is even more evil than the midget retard.
Sally was also the one behind the gofundme where she called Heather’s children “her” grandchildren. So we know where Cyraxx gets his loose definition of family from.

But that’s what makes Sally more dangerous & reprehensible than Chance, at least in my eyes. She raised not one but two violent predators while providing them with zero guidance or discipline, is completely unconcerned about the proven danger that they posed to both children & other people (including her damn self), she looks at vulnerable babies & small children as nothing more than meal tickets to acquire, all while presenting as a seemingly harmless old woman. At least Chance looks like the monster that he is.

I used to feel some sympathy for her, I think everyone who has a mom around that age can’t really help it. But I can’t even look at Sally as a mom anymore, she’s literally just an inept caretaker to some wretched abomination that should’ve been flushed down the toilet at birth.
 
Sally was also the one behind the gofundme where she called Heather’s children “her” grandchildren. So we know where Cyraxx gets his loose definition of family from.

But that’s what makes Sally more dangerous & reprehensible than Chance, at least in my eyes. She raised not one but two violent predators while providing them with zero guidance or discipline, is completely unconcerned about the proven danger that they posed to both children & other people (including her damn self), she looks at vulnerable babies & small children as nothing more than meal tickets to acquire, all while presenting as a seemingly harmless old woman. At least Chance looks like the monster that he is.

I used to feel some sympathy for her, I think everyone who has a mom around that age can’t really help it. But I can’t even look at Sally as a mom anymore, she’s literally just an inept caretaker to some wretched abomination that should’ve been flushed down the toilet at birth.
Not just inept, outright malicious. Oh yeah she had a bad childhood, so does majority of the population, doesnt mean she has to raise literal monsters. I bet she blamed the 14 years old for seducing Ruple with her "big tits" too.

She is Cyraxx biggest troll too, his teeth would have been free to fix when the retarded midget was a kid, she never gave a fuck about her demonspawns.
 
I'll check out this Totally Not You channel but expectations are low.

Seizure Robot 5000 is pretty much the only genuinely good content witg lolcows other than some lightning in a bottle moments.... @SeizureRobot5000, what are the chances of a Cyraxx series like Snake Bones? The Sludge Files!
I like Dr root and he did a bunch of stuff on cyraxx and other cows, he just does not want to touch cows anymore
 

Been watching the Ernie docu-series, and the one-sided beef Chance had with ICP is one of the most surreal experiences I've watched to date. You can see him lose his mind at Shaggy in real time, as if the dude was slinging shit at Chance nonstop instead of it just being Chance making up his own reality.
 
Some people in the thread have been looking for a decent Lolcow channel Try https://www.youtube.com/@thelolcowmilkingparlour with The Bitter Lemon and although our names may be similar, it is not me. He puts effort into his videos like adding animation and going beyond the regular virtue signaling and moral grandstanding " commentary" 90% of the channels do.
I keep recommending Bedbugs & Skullets and you faggots didn't even give a fuck
 

Been watching the Ernie docu-series, and the one-sided beef Chance had with ICP is one of the most surreal experiences I've watched to date. You can see him lose his mind at Shaggy in real time, as if the dude was slinging shit at Chance nonstop instead of it just being Chance making up his own reality.
Interesting video, worth a watch.

Cyraxx admits that Kate was infact acting as underage and he fell for it.

Later he gives the whole speech about him not being succesfull because of trolls but he blames someone named Skullkid instead of MBM/William/Nword.
He was blabbering the same bullshit for at least 4 years he just changes the name of the people he blames.
 
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