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That's interesting. I would imagine at least some of that was people keeping the tab/window open while they're playing the game, but not actually reading everything. But I guess there really was a segment of gamers just following guides to the letter. That's crazy to me. Probably some of them have moved on to watching video let's plays/streams. Might as well skip the playing part entirely if you're just following someone else's algorithm anyway.
Dial up was very common until the mid-2000's. No one was doing that unless they lived alone. They couldn't because someone would need to use the phone at some point. If you wanted to have the guide while playing the game you printed it out.
 
Dial up was very common until the mid-2000's. No one was doing that unless they lived alone. They couldn't because someone would need to use the phone at some point. If you wanted to have the guide while playing the game you printed it out.
>what is a textfile

Internet browsers back then loaded the whole page, it wasn't this javascript bullshit we have now.


Look at this game for example, one FAQ is from 1992. Another one is from 1994 and the same writer also wrote an FAQ for Gex on 3DO, so I guess he really loved the 3DO.

This reminds me of reading Usenet archives, almost, in which they're talking about MOTHER on Famicom (there's at least two in depth posts on this on Usenet, I'd say "look them up" if Google hadn't badly fucked the archive search), anime on laserdisc, and blazing fast 286 machines.
 
welcome to copyright mi rite? this is why shit like "taylor's version" of swift shit exist, when you're hoinfodaman you don't own much if anything

It's sort of funny in hindsight, considering how copyright is what keeps screwing GFAQs. Initially the contributor agreement was they'd protect your copyright, then they didn't for that CheatCC guy, then had to say "no, you read it wrong", then Fandom got big mad when they realized they just bought a site that's a huge copyright nightmare cause they also "read it wrong".


Look at this game for example, one FAQ is from 1992. Another one is from 1994 and the same writer also wrote an FAQ for Gex on 3DO, so I guess he really loved the 3DO.

Morgan Schafer is one of the fake accounts I mentioned that CJayC invented to move guides he stole from Usenet.
RBarrette was, supposedly, an acquaintance of CJayC's from college that would write guides for pre-usenet chat groups and his guides were moved from those chat groups to usenet to GFAQs. As far as I know, he was never formally had a site presence.
 
Dial up was very common until the mid-2000's. No one was doing that unless they lived alone. They couldn't because someone would need to use the phone at some point. If you wanted to have the guide while playing the game you printed it out.
Don't forget if someone called your number when using dial up, or picked up the receiver on the landlines you got kicked offline.

My phone company charged per minute for using dial up. My go to method was copy pasting the whole text file to a doc, and getting the hell off the internet as fast as possible and hoping that what i wanted was in the guide.
 
Don't forget if someone called your number when using dial up, or picked up the receiver on the landlines you got kicked offline.
You had call waiting? You should have added *70 to your modem dial settings to disable call waiting during the call. Someone calling you would get a busy signal instead of kicking you offline if you do this.

I am kind of surprised that I still remember this since I haven't used a dial up modem in around 20 years.
 
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Text Mode, Select All, Copy Paste.
Wow, nice ASCII! Introduction, version of history, ramblings? Don't care, waste of page *deletes*


Newer guides are usually in HTML format now. It sucks if you prefer offline viewing.
There used to be "view as single page" option but it's been removed.
Add "?single=1" to the end of the URL.

NOTE: Keep in mind that ever since the "view as single page" option was removed, many of the internal links will not function on the single=1 iteration.
That ?single=1 solution still works but all the images are broken which defeats the purpose of HTML guide.
 
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CJayC wasn't the only person plagiarizing. The Japanese strategy guides were often much more in-depth than foreign guides so a lot of people would import the Japanese guides, translate them to English and post the translations on gamefaqs.

The maps on the site are top-notch, though. Most other big websites that feature dungeon maps are literal cancer with adware.

I still don't know how the "mechanics guides" were made back when emulation and rom hacking was in it's infancy. How did people figure out the random encounter rate for Dragon Warrior II, for example?
 
I still don't know how the "mechanics guides" were made back when emulation and rom hacking was in it's infancy. How did people figure out the random encounter rate for Dragon Warrior II, for example?
The actual answer? Same as speedrunners. Math-obsessed autistic gamers would play games for thousands of hours and calculate drop rates and encounter rates from it.
 
I can absolutely see someone making troll LPs just to mess with people. It's not like uploading intentionally-shitty LPs is some thing that never happened back in early YouTube. The Retsupurae guys, who poked fun at dozens of bad Let's Plays, somehow managed to fall for and commentate over bait LPs not just once, but twice. I can't say for sure if the Kiffe video was meant to just troll him, or if it was trying to get Retupurae and SomethingAwful to laugh at him. It would be really funny if that actually was his video, so I hope it's real.

I don't recall any Let's Plays in circa 2005. I was just watching banned Looney Toons episodes and OH LONG JOHNSON. GF is even older than that, late 90s iirc

My favorite thing about walkthroughs on Gamefags is how many of them are presented as a continuous narrative, like it's a whole complete story with references, callbacks and inside jokes. Like the target audience is a person who sits down and follows the guide from start to finish, rather than looking up one thing when they're stuck.


Interesting observation, it's something that I've also noticed on Resetera (well, in the screenshots that get posted here, I don't go there myself). They just "answer" the thread topic like it's a survey question with some dull one-liner and move on.

Those are probably just bots. They're everywhere.
 
I can't get over the contrast between Current Events now as a Reddit imitator vs. how it was in the late 2000s as a 4chan imitator. People during the latter era were immature and total assholes, yet they were still light years more sufferable than they are now.
I have an account from 2004 and haven’t looked at the boards in ages. Only started browsing them again recently. Trannies, trannies everywhere. What the fuck happened? When did this change start happening? I went in expecting the old 4chan-lite version of gamefaqs and instead got troons with pronouns in their bios and people getting banned for calling things woke. How does a population of less than 1% somehow manage to worm their way into positions of power on every goddamn website?
 
I have an account from 2004 and haven’t looked at the boards in ages. Only started browsing them again recently. Trannies, trannies everywhere. What the fuck happened? When did this change start happening? I went in expecting the old 4chan-lite version of gamefaqs and instead got troons with pronouns in their bios and people getting banned for calling things woke. How does a population of less than 1% somehow manage to worm their way into positions of power on every goddamn website?
I noticed it around 2019? That's when I got banned. It seems to have become even worse in the last few years, you can't even imply that you aren't a liberal faggot or aren't thrilled with liberal faggotry anymore. Some called it ResetEra-lite, now it is just ResetEra 2.

Slowly but surely liberals destroy everything.
 
How does a population of less than 1% somehow manage to worm their way into positions of power on every goddamn website?
Insane people will invest an irrational amount of resources into pointless things while sane people will throw up their hands and realize it's not worth it. It's the same reason positions of petty authority in real life (HOAs, city councils, niche interest clubs, etc) almost invariably end up being controlled by nutjobs.

If you're a well-adjusted person with a job and a family and friends, there's only so much time and energy you're going to be able and willing to invest in being an Internet janny. Troons have no such restrictions.
 
Insane people will invest an irrational amount of resources into pointless things while sane people will throw up their hands and realize it's not worth it. It's the same reason positions of petty authority in real life (HOAs, city councils, niche interest clubs, etc) almost invariably end up being controlled by nutjobs.
To further my previous point, the overlap between trannies and autism means that all of them are either tech-wealthy or NEETs.

Normal people have lives. They've got shit to do. Trannies have all the time in the world to dedicate to shitting up your favorite places. You've got bills. Trannies can drop all of their SSDI on a DDoS.

When somewhere needs a "community manager" - there's a tranny with an open schedule who can do it for free. When somewhere needs a code of conduct, there's a tranny willing to write it - with a focus on inclusion, of course. When a niche, obscure project that other things have dependency with has a unique problem, there's a tranny that knows how to solve and maintain it, and will do it for free.

Trannies usurped the world by having infinite time, and being willing to be compensated only in the gradual accumulation of soft power. You take the world back by volunteering for boring, stupid, worthless jobs just so a sane person is in the hotseat when the opportunity inevitably comes to fundamentally alter a core aspect.
 
I have an account from 2004 and haven’t looked at the boards in ages. Only started browsing them again recently. Trannies, trannies everywhere. What the fuck happened? When did this change start happening? I went in expecting the old 4chan-lite version of gamefaqs and instead got troons with pronouns in their bios and people getting banned for calling things woke. How does a population of less than 1% somehow manage to worm their way into positions of power on every goddamn website?
It gradually started with TDS in 2016 or so and then became completely unbearable around 2021 or 2022. The early woke era, that started in 2011 and culminated in a backlash with Gamergate, didn't help either, though at that time there was a lot of fighting between woke/proto woke people and alt-lite types. That time was extraordinarily unbearable but got a bit better into Trump's first term, even if it wasn't great. Now it's worse than ever, and Fandom buying it out made the problem even worse. Really, the GameFAQs boards have always been trend chasers, and once 4chan lost relevance, they started going the retard Reddit route.

There's not as much of a reason to visit GameFAQs in general nowadays, anyway. All of the FAQs from early 2020 and before were scraped and are a mere 12.7 GB uncompressed. There is a lot of decent content for help with games archived on the message boards and the Q&A section, but chatbots will often grab content from those areas, bypassing the need to visit the site altogether. There's also Strategywiki, which has been decent in my experience, and the Indie Wiki Buddy cleans up the layout on Fandom pages whenever you need to scrape info from there, while also making it easy to visit non-Fandom wikis. That's not even to mention that there are torrents collecting strategy guides and the rather large number on Archive.org.
 
I noticed it around 2019? That's when I got banned. It seems to have become even worse in the last few years, you can't even imply that you aren't a liberal faggot or aren't thrilled with liberal faggotry anymore. Some called it ResetEra-lite, now it is just ResetEra 2.

Slowly but surely liberals destroy everything.
my favorite is when one of the extreme leftists accidentally wanders off the plantation and doesn't score 100% on even the smallest of lefty purity tests, it quickly becomes a feeding frenzy as they devour their own to a: use immense peer pressure and threats of utter ostracization to correct such egregious behavior and b: make it known to everyone else exactly what happens when you don't toe the line
 
Been wondering... in the 2000s were there any sites that had moderation teams/policies as bad as GameFAQs? It feels like they were the progenitors of the modern-day douchey power tripping mods.
Ars Technica was bad. Ben Kuchera was a mod there before becoming a writer for the site, to give you some idea of how bad it was.
 
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