🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

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.....and just like that....i have new insight into my grandfathers behavoir. I thought he was a weird dirty old man.

Then again he was in his 80s what the fuck is ralph excuse
Porn addiction
after getting pegged by that tranny
Pegging is a woman using a strap-on dildo on man. I have no doubt Pantsu did that to Ralph. But this time he got fucked up the ass, raw, no condom, by a Mexican gigolo Colombian tranny.
 
Legitimately trying to make Manduh jealous. Fucking delusional. :story:

The smartest thing she ever did was take her baby as far away from you as possible, get an RO and never look back.

I hope you can maintain the lifestyle to which these women are accustomed when they come to visit. Could be embarrassing or dangerous otherwise.
 
Also replying to his own tweets then retweeting the reply.

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I love the seething jealously he has towards Harry. Ironic he would post proof that Harry looks much younger and healthier than Ralph.

Harry is what Gunt wishes he could be, a giant 6’4 white dude that’s actually smart and witty. It’s a damn shame we never got a photo of Ralph and Harry together. Harry towering more than a foot over Ralphamale would have been hilarious. (Most families take group photos when the newest member of the family is born. I get the feeling that didn’t happen with Rozy)

Ralph also seethes because he is just like Matthew Vickers, both physically and mentally. Poor Xander. At least Rozy Morris won’t be plagued by occasional supervised spite visits and has a cool grandpa. Bonus she will also be taller than Ralph by Jr High.
Ralph needs to remind everyone he is technically still married to a woman who excised him out of her life like a cancer two years ago.

By “married friends” he means his landlord/
lawyer/plumber I guess. Maybe he pretends he’s good friends with the guys who work at torta shop. Ralph has never managed to have IRL male friends, the only humans who have ever tolerated him IRL are low self-esteem women. Even his para-social online “friends” drop him if they are forced to have IRL interactions. I think his only IRL friend is that California woman who’s shoulder he cried on when Daddy Dick decided to abort the retort.

It’s a good thing the only proof we have of Gunt being in the vicinity of the least curvy Latina hooker in South America is a backside creep shot with the head censored. Ralph can find a local hooker and pretend he paid his very smart, Colombian tranny hooker sweetheart to visit him.
 
Imagine going into debt to import a she-male to own the A-logs...
IMO, it's worse than that. Assuming Ralph is being true n' honest, the best possible interpretation is he's trying to start a romantic relationship with a Colombian sex worker. That's assuming he/she isn't a sex trafficking victim or a man either.

Now why the hell does he feel the need to broadcast his fantasy? The same reason he wants people to believe he's a rich piggy who could totally make lots of money, if yewww wanna know da troof about it, as well as a really cool boy with lots of friends, does drugs, has the sex, and totally 5'10". Yeah, he wants to convince Adolwulf, his 10 dedicated paypigs, randos on Xitter, the alogs, etc., but he wants to convince himself more than anything.

For what purpose though? No idea. If he can convince himself at the surface level it's all true, and xanny up (washing it down with liquor since it doesn't even work without alcohol) so he doesn't think any deeper, maybe he actually believes it. It's not a great plan, but it explains the Ralphamale's Xanax dependence since I don't doubt he has extreme anxiety.
 
IMO, it's worse than that. Assuming Ralph is being true n' honest, the best possible interpretation is he's trying to start a romantic relationship with a Colombian sex worker. That's assuming he/she isn't a sex trafficking victim or a man either.

Now why the hell does he feel the need to broadcast his fantasy? The same reason he wants people to believe he's a rich piggy who could totally make lots of money, if yewww wanna know da troof about it, as well as a really cool boy with lots of friends, does drugs, has the sex, and totally 5'10". Yeah, he wants to convince Adolwulf, his 10 dedicated paypigs, randos on Xitter, the alogs, etc., but he wants to convince himself more than anything.

For what purpose though? No idea. If he can convince himself at the surface level it's all true, and xanny up (washing it down with liquor since it doesn't even work without alcohol) so he doesn't think any deeper, maybe he actually believes it. It's not a great plan, but it explains the Ralphamale's Xanax dependence since I don't doubt he has extreme anxiety.
its neither of those things. he is trafficking sex workers to mexico. In exchange for him staying at 'casa del tranny' free of charge, he's gonna have to do some 'favors' for hunter.
 
its neither of those things. he is trafficking sex workers to mexico. In exchange for him staying at 'casa del tranny' free of charge, he's gonna have to do some 'favors' for hunter.
That's why I said "best possible interpretation". There's literally a zillion worse outcomes from this. I get that he'll claim he doesn't care, but he's gonna do a hollerin' regardless. It's unfortunate that Pigboy ain't got that much hollerin' left in him, which explains why the most exciting things he's done in a year are:

- Looks like he was going to die on stream.
- Disappear for a few days and drum up speculation he was dead.
- Go to Minnesota, deny the name his daddeh gave him, and have a Sasquatch-like picture taken of him.

And none of them are even exciting because of him! They were exciting because of things happening to him. Though I'll admit him turning purple on stream and stumbling around piss bottles was due to him taking pills/booze, so I guess he did take action enough to cause that.
 
For what purpose though? No idea.
What else does he get? Race realism is all but dead outside people seriously discussing it on very close circles so all those shit flinging shows that made bank platforming it have nothing else to do but harbor some extreme huwhite supremistists grifters and manninists losers. This wrestling Brownoid Pimp facade is the only thing he has left for the severely brain damaged people that still follow him.

You gotta be extremely mental to believe this fat pig living in squalor in Mexico is some kind of a playah but his army of Down Syndrome Southern Italians are that or worse.
 
I just wonder how many people are still fooled by this Twitter alter ego Super Baller character the poor piggy keeps putting out there. It’s like a toddler’s imaginary world with imaginary ‘friends’ except this toddler is almost 40 years old.
That's the million dollar question. You've got Adolfwulf and Rapemonger, but there's got to be more of an explanation than "they're retarded". Like, what flavor of retard leads someone to consistently support the Ralphamale for this long or at this point?

What ever happened to that kid who invited Ralph over to his dad's house for his birthday party? I still get a lol from Ralph taking pictures of that dude's dad's stuff to xeet about how much of a cool, baller the Ralphamale is. Was the brown kid abandoning Ralph a result of Fuentes booting Piggy?
 
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What ever happened to that kid who invited Ralph over to his dad's house for his birthday party? I still get a lol from Ralph taking pictures of that dude's dad's stuff to xeet about how much of a cool, baller the Ralphamale is. Was the brown kid abandoning Ralph a result of Fuentes booting Piggy?
I believe you're referring to Ali Jamal. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he and Ralph fell out because Ali's parents wouldn't let Ralph throw a huge party at his house in exchange for getting the brown retard back into AF.
 
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