"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Just so you know Josh, some courts in the US have literally taken silence as implied confessions recently. Many youtube lawyers insist that you must vocally reaffirm your fifth amendment rights to avoid this retarded state of affairs.
So if you are ever arrested and questioned about trannies or whatever, make sure you say "I am invoking my fifth amendment rights."

ETA: sourced from this fat lawyer
 
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Hardy 'R tard has given me my newest favorite concept: Nazi Numerology. What a fucking sped kek.
 
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Mayday reference reminded me of an old yugo song called kino prvi maj


The lyrics translate to:
To forget defeat and love failure
Da zaboraviš poraz i ljubavni neuspjeh


You forget all injustice and trouble
Zaboraviš svu nepravdu i belaj


Buy baskets and a cheap ticket
Kupi košpe i jeftinu kartu


And come to the "Prvi May" cinema
I dođi u kino "Prvi Maj"

To take revenge on those who beat you
Da se osvetiš onim što te tuku


Don't think you're not the best
Da ne misliš kako nisi baš naj


They win for you today
Za tebe danas pobjeđuju


Steel Rim and Little Dragon
Čelični Obad il' Mali Zmaj

And while the wind sways the grass, flags fly
I dok vjetar njiše travu, vijore zastave


And while the wind ruffles his darling's hair
I dok vjetar mrsi kosu njegove drage


He wins alone against all, but know
On pobjeđuje sam protiv svih, ali znaj


Still only on the screen of the "Prvi May" cinema
Još samo na platnu kina "Prvi Maj"

And while the wind sways the grass, flags fly
I dok vjetar njiše travu, vijore zastave


And while the wind ruffles his darling's hair
I dok vjetar mrsi kosu njegove drage


He wins alone against all, but know
On pobjeđuje sam protiv svih, ali znaj


Still only on the screen of the "Prvi May" cinema
Još samo na platnu kina "Prvi Maj"

Your girlfriend won't be with you
S tobom neće biti tvoja djevojka


She doesn't like this kind of movie
Njoj se ne sviđa ovakav film


She doesn't like cheap stories
Ne voli ona jeftine priče


He doesn't like gunfire and he doesn't like smoke
Ne voli pucnjavu i ne voli dim

The enemy lies dead in the dust
Neprijatelj leži mrtav u prašini


Dusk is bathed in gunpowder smoke
U barutnom dimu okupan je suton


She leaves with him and it's a happy ending
Ona odlazi s njim i sretan je kraj


Still only on the screen of the "Prvi May" cinema
Još samo na platnu kina "Prvi Maj"

And while the wind sways the grass, flags fly
I dok vjetar njiše travu, vijore zastave


And while the wind ruffles his darling's hair
I dok vjetar mrsi kosu njegove drage


He wins alone against all, but know
On pobjeđuje sam protiv svih, ali znaj


Still only on the screen of the "Prvi May" cinema
Još samo na platnu kina "Prvi Maj"

And while the wind sways the grass, flags fly
I dok vjetar njiše travu, vijore zastave


And while the wind ruffles his darling's hair
I dok vjetar mrsi kosu njegove drage


He wins alone against all, but know
On pobjeđuje sam protiv svih, ali znaj


Still only on the screen of the "Prvi May" cinema
Još samo na platnu kina "Prvi Maj"

Mr.
Mr.


Jones?
Jones?


(Oh, good morning, Mr. Grant)
(Oh, good morning, Mr. Grant)


Come over here (or what?)
Come over here (or what?)


'Cause I have some money for you (money, how much?)
'Cause I have some money for you (money, how much?)


Many, many money, but you got some job to do (oh, what?)
Many, many money, but you got some job to do (oh, what?)


To kill somebody (oh, who?)
To kill somebody (oh, who?)


Mr.
Mr.


Greek (oh, I can't do it)
Greek (oh, I can't do it)


(He's my friend) you must do it
(He's my friend) you must do it

And while the wind sways the grass, flags fly
I dok vjetar njiše travu, vijore zastave


And while the wind ruffles his darling's hair
I dok vjetar mrsi kosu njegove drage


He wins alone against all, but know
On pobjeđuje sam protiv svih, ali znaj


Still only on the screen of the "Prvi May" cinema
Još samo na platnu kina "Prvi Maj"

What's playing tonight?
Šta to igra večeras?


(I don't know, dude, for the life of me) eke
(Ne znam, jarane, života mi) eke
 
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Politely requesting coverage of German news

As of today, it is official, the entire AfD (Alternative for Germany) has been officially deemed "confirmed right-wing extremist" by the Verfassungsschutz (domestic intelligence agency)
A&N https://kiwifarms.st/threads/germany-intelligence-agency-says-entire-afd-extremist.218734/

+++ BREAKING NEWS +++

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Bossman is currently streaming from a parkinglot outside his rehab place
Edit: Currently afk for a minute
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His inpatient rehab stint has come to an end. But he will have to do weekly outpatient rehab activities now for the foreseeable future.
Also he talked about 'smoking that sweet sweet ganja' not even an hour after leaving rehab. :story:
 
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Uncle Dane is the one who sang the iconic "You're a Keemstar" parody song at the end of idubbbz' keemstar content cop like, 8 years ago, wherein he vocalizes the nigger word. I guess he's stayed friends with Anisa's husband without really letting it affect his main tf2 videos.
 
I wanted to create a rumble account so I could donate what I would've paid out for X premium this month during the stream but rumble won't send the fucking verification email. I've tried two proton addresses, one which is verified. I'm so MATI at the Internet right now.
 
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