Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Swole McPole]

I wonder if there's some land auction next Tuesday that Greer found out about and is gonna show up to thinking that it'll be like that episode of the Simpsons when Bart buys a factory for $1.

Of course there isn't. The whole thing is pure invention. They could be giving brothels away for a few hundred in the Nevada desert and Shitlips couldn't afford to buy one because he's a skinter.

And perhaps it's just a UK thing, but when people arrange meetings in the UK, they arrange them for the convenience of both parties. If you had a court hearing, you'd have to rearrange your business meeting.

If he can't make the court appearing himself, he should just send his lawyer, shouldn't he? If he's got 'urgent business meetings' how the fuck can he be a pauper?

If the judge buys this one, he's a moron and should be paying Null's costs out of his own pocket at this point.

Edit: gimme the late stickers. This is the first time I've felt actual joy when reading this thread though. Surely Greer's goose is cooked now?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Could next Tuesday be the first (and only) opportunity Russhole has to successfully avenge Dennis Hof?

I wouldn't be surprised if Hardin prepared this in advance, knowing full well that the chances of Russhole pulling his battered but still somehow valid tard card out in order to kick this can even further down the road. tbh I'm surprised there's any can left at this stage.

He got a slot for the slit in the only whore left in Nevada who will service him (from which he needs a month to recover, his dwell time is atrocious).

 

[Unknown God]

lmao I bet at this point Bennett has instructed the clerk to keep an eye out for this shit specifically because he knew there would be more extraordinarily tardy filings and he has to act quickly. Was this the quickest two docker drops that have happened in this thread so far?
The absolute nerve of this fucking goblin, trying to pilpul the court into bending themselves backwards to accommodate his brothel visit.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Apparently writing 'Judge you're never gonna believe this but...' is not the call out sick for work it used to be.

If Greer no-shows this hearing, I am going to be pissed, mega-pissed, "Josh ranting about payment processors" levels of MATI.

He might have to choose between an opportunity to be near whores, or paying attention to an annoying court obligation. Considering Greer's normal priorities, I consider his absence a very real possibility.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Lesser legal minds might think this is "Denied", but it's actually "Resubmit and EXPLAIN better". Watch this space.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Will Rusty cry to the District Court Judge that the Magistrate is being mean and not tard guarding like he's supposed to? Or maybe straight to the 10th Circuit?

If Rusty were smart, he'd have this sort of reply submitted before the end of business today.

If he were even smarter, he would have had this sort of reply at least partially written so that he could finish it faster and get it submitted ASAP.

If he were even smarter still, he would never have brought this suit in the first place, but hey, gotta piss with the cock ya' got.

 

[Jacknife]

On the one hand, I would dearly love to see the judge tell Greer he needs to provide some documentation (ON THE RECORD, in a perfect world) to prove that this is a business/work matter that he truly cannot get out of (like in school when you had to get a doctor's note to excuse your absence). If the judge has truly had it with Greer's shit, he won't want to postpone the hearing, he'll want to get it the fuck over with so he can yell at everybody.

On the other hand, what with aaaallll the additional filings that were made after the hearing was set...Well, maybe the judge is a true masochist who wants to torture himself by postponing it, allowing even further fuckery to continue to pile up.

Maybe the judge grants the continuance and also all the sanctions against Greer.

Careful with that monkey paw Rustyboi

 

[RodgerDodger]

He listened. Pay up.
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Fascinating. The Judge is no longer taking Greer at his word. "Falsus in Uno, Falsus in Omnibus" may have entered the Judges thoughts.

That this does not explicitly grant, moot or even reference Hardin's reply indicates the Judge hadn't even read the reply before he slapped the shit out of Greer.

Oh the Traumalumps! The Plights are closing in.

 

[DavidS877]

I was wondering what sorts of meetings he may need to go to. I couldn't find any tax/foreclosure sales for that date, but I did find this:

The meeting agenda was posted.... May 1st.
I'm not seeing anything obvious there, but Nye county, home of Pahrump NV is one of the legal brothel counties.

 

[obsdj]

I'm not seeing anything obvious there, but Nye county, home of Pahrump NV is one of the legal brothel counties.

Interesting. Nye County is also where Greer submitted that police report back in November against the chick who refused to let him buy brothels he couldn't afford. Hey @Useful_Mistake, care to go fishing again and see if there might be some sort of Greer-related jazz that might have occurred there recently, for which he might have a conflicting notice to appear or some such on May 6?

 

[RodgerDodger]

lmao I bet at this point Bennett has instructed the clerk to keep an eye out for this shit specifically because he knew there would be more extraordinarily tardy filings and he has to act quickly. Was this the quickest two docker drops that have happened in this thread so far?
The absolute nerve of this fucking goblin, trying to pilpul the court into bending themselves backwards to accommodate his brothel visit.

I'm sure the Clerk readily recognizes the time critical nature of informing the Judge "You won't believe what this fucking retard just filed now"

 

[This Fucking Thing]

He listened. Pay up.
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Worth it. I have no regerts

 

[YouTube Autist]

How do we think our boy spent Easter?

Easter is just a normal day because religion is bad and fake. FUCK CHRISTIANITY

I'm betting that was the only day the brothel would pencil him.

Do you think it's a real thing? I think Russell is just trying to avoid the horrible discomfort of the hearing. In sympathy to him, I wouldn't be looking forward to it either.

He listened. Pay up.
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HA HA HA

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I hope Greer tries to appeal the docket order. What does he have to lose at this point?

 

[StinkySnack]

I was wondering what sorts of meetings he may need to go to. I couldn't find any tax/foreclosure sales for that date, but I did find this:
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The meeting agenda was posted.... May 1st.
I'm not seeing anything obvious there, but Nye county, home of Pahrump NV is one of the legal brothel counties.

This has got to be what he’s trying to attend instead of the hearing. He’s gone to these types of meetings before to beg communities to let him build brothels in the middle of their towns.

Excellent find!

 

[FamicomGorby]

I was wondering what sorts of meetings he may need to go to. I couldn't find any tax/foreclosure sales for that date, but I did find this:
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The meeting agenda was posted.... May 1st.
I'm not seeing anything obvious there, but Nye county, home of Pahrump NV is one of the legal brothel counties.

Crystal, NV is in Nye County, which is where the two brothels were that Greer was allegedly attempting to purchase before the evil Christians tricked the owner in selling it to them instead.
EDIT - I think technically they're in Pahrump, or at least Google maps says so if you click on the spot. They're closer to Crystal though.

I thought it might have been something to do with the Gilman lawsuit, but that property was in Winnemucca county.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Interesting. Nye County is also where Greer submitted that police report back in November against the chick who refused to let him buy brothels he couldn't afford. Hey @Useful_Mistake, care to go fishing again and see if there might be some sort of Greer-related jazz that might have occurred there recently, for which he might have a conflicting notice to appear or some such on May 6?

Here's the agenda. (listings, direct link)

I don't see any items relating to brothels or prostitution. They do have a general public comment section at the end, but I don't know that Russ is aiming to speak for 3 minutes on a random topic.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Interesting. Nye County is also where Greer submitted that police report back in November against the chick who refused to let him buy brothels he couldn't afford. Hey @Useful_Mistake, care to go fishing again and see if there might be some sort of Greer-related jazz that might have occurred there recently, for which he might have a conflicting notice to appear or some such on May 6?

If you have any specifics in mind, let me know.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I was wondering what sorts of meetings he may need to go to. I couldn't find any tax/foreclosure sales for that date, but I did find this:
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The meeting agenda was posted.... May 1st.
I'm not seeing anything obvious there, but Nye county, home of Pahrump NV is one of the legal brothel counties.

Interesting. Nye County is also where Greer submitted that police report back in November against the chick who refused to let him buy brothels he couldn't afford. Hey @Useful_Mistake, care to go fishing again and see if there might be some sort of Greer-related jazz that might have occurred there recently, for which he might have a conflicting notice to appear or some such on May 6?

He is likely trying to lodge a complaint for demolishing the brothel to the county board. He has to protect the industry!

 

[DragoonSierra]

Judge @Useful_Mistake demands exactly one penis. Said penis must be possessed by the user @This Fucking Thing and may not belong to anyone else. Deadline for submission is May 8th. Court is adjourned.

The penis isnt an organ