Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

One of the notes on the obituary, left by someone who I assume is his girlfriend, makes me think he was actually telling the truth about this. It’s quite sad.

“You were so brave to do what you did for me.”

Quite an emotional note, to be honest. Based on that, he does seem like a genuinely good person to those close to him. It’s a striking contrast to what Kayla wrote about Nick—though I know it’s a different context.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It’s a striking contrast to what Kayla wrote about Nick

"Goodbye Nick. ... ...I like your sheets."

 

[Vibralldo]

The birthday and middle name matches the court records that were posted in this thread in early 2023 in relation to drug charges.

No wonder he jannied Nick so hard

Probably saw him as a kindred spirit

 

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DOB August 24th 1992.
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Charged and convicted for DUI in 2012.
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The obituary seems legit.

Can we get a toast for CGoody, Nick?

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From this Stallyn19 clip below. His channel seems to attract more Aaron a-logs (including Nick) in the comments than most.

"Aha! I said it was a cookie not a donut!"

 

[Captain Manning]

wasn’t he a mod?

Yes. Wrench in the YouTube channel, and I believe the Locals.

I am 100% sure on the former, but @Himedall All-seeing Waifu could confirm the latter.

I don't think the Discord though. I was out of there by the end of 2020 though.

There was this weird thing where Nick's fanbase seemed to split into "Discord loyalists" and "Locals loyalists," and they sometimes didn't get along. The Locals side "won." Nick formally pulled support for the old Discord.

Honestly I believe it depends more if anyone have receipts of their falling out

So, I actually went and looked for it, and...

If you look at the screen caps in this post from @daffodils... where he is talking to Arttheclown in Coomy's chat...

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-20243266

...it is pretty clear they were on the outs, or pretty damn close.

Examples (click on the above link for everything):



These are all date-stamped 1-5-25. He was dead before the month was out.

If you'll recall, the last time CGoody came up here was when his account appeared with a mod wrench in the chat for the "unbreaded" nostalgia-fest that got Nick to break his YouTube streaming hiatus for a disheveled and deranged stream of consciousness rant on January 23rd, but looking back at the chat archive now, he never spoke up despite other chatters calling out into the darkness for him,

Right. As I note above, January 5th might be the very last time Goody spoke up in the Balldoverse. And it wasn't in a way positive towards Nick.

What I am thinking here now is that if Nick tries to profit, or achieve any goodwill off this in any way, he should have his shit kicked in. It kinda looks like Goody finally had enough of Nick.

FFS, he didn't even know one one of his most loyal guards of all time was dead.

EDIT: Typographical errors.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Charged and convicted for DUI in 2012.

I guess that explains the Balldo washing

 

[Harm]

RIP CGoody, he's sweeping up in heaven now.

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From this Stallyn19 clip below. His channel seems to attract more Aaron a-logs (including Nick) in the comments than most.

The reason Aaron said that about powdered donuts is probably because on one of Nick's very first return streams, he was randomly and suspiciously eating powdered donuts. Everyone was immediately like "this dude is gonna claim it was something else on his nose like a powdered donut, isn't he?"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Unless his parents are total retards ... nvm, they are, but just for arguments sake, a cleverly set-up trust would automatically withhold taxes and pay the IRS directly.
I sure as hell would not trust Nick to get that right.

His father paid his property taxes early this year. They did not set that up, it would appear.

Someone had a chat with his PO. Probably about the community service hours he hasn't done yet.
'I'm working!"
"It's doesn't look like work, how much are you getting paid?'

It would be interesting if Nick's plan is to avoid the community service by day-streaming and driving his children around. He took this attitude with his taxes, CLE, and his traffic tickets.

He spent the whole lunch hour bagging on Kurt instead of focusing on the trial....

Brilliant social media work, Nick.

He seemed to take shots at Emily Baker as well?



He also said this with no apparent context:


He talked about how he would have taken the stand in his drug case:



His chat is uniterestd:




Some exceptional audience moments:

Spoiler: Idiocy

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He probably really felt Nick was his friend.

He would not be the first or the last one to get burned that way.

PSA: Nick Rekieta is not a true friend to anyone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

FFS, he didn't even know one one of his most loyal guards of all time was dead.

Of course not. Nick was too busy pining for and thinking about Aaron 25/8.

It’s too bad the world lost CGoody instead of Nick or Still Life.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

He seemed to take shots at Emily Baker as well?

Doesn’t it ever tire him to be such a toxic, spiteful bitch? Geez—this guy does nothing but complain about everyone else and never takes a moment to look in the mirror himself.

He talked about how he would have taken the stand in his drug case:

I’d pay to see that. He would get the electric chair, for sure.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I am 100% sure on the former, but @Himedall All-seeing Waifu could confirm the latter

I don't think the Discord though. I was out of there by the end of 2020 though.

He was a locals community manager or moderator. It is difficult to tell the difference because they show up in the chat with highlighted names that are identical to how the creator of the LOCALS community appears in the chat.

He was quickly chased out of the DISCORD and only returned to snip briefly at some people (Spectre among them) in similar manner as he did in Elissa's comment section and here on the Farms.

FFS, he didn't even know one one of his most loyal guards of all time was dead.

The parallels to Greer just keep piling up!

- Crazy schizo legal theories
- Hatred for Null
- Repeating words and arguments like a mantra
- Ignorance of a supposed ally's death...

 

[break these cuffs]

FFS, he didn't even know one one of his most loyal guards of all time was dead.

Nick wouldn't care if he did.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Doesn’t it ever tire him to be such a toxic, spiteful bitch?

He can’t turn it off. Nick is a waste of human life who will always take out his emotional problems on others — including his five innocent children.

 

[Captain Manning]

Man, I got to tell you you guys, "Feeling a bit bad for CGoody" was absolutely not on my Bingo card for this month.

Or suicide. Its probably one or the other.

That's NOT gonna be good for the Balldo propaganda if that turns out to be the case. You gotta admit, the timing here is a bit sus. Obviously there is no proof, so you can't really say anything definitively.

Nick wants everyone to believe he saved the lives of 50 gorillion people. Megan Fox even made a big deal about that in her bullshit letter to the court.

Moreover, Nick has a REALLY bad habit of telling people who push back against his bullshit to kill themselves. I even saw people were discussing that in relation to YellowFlash just recently.

He was quickly chased out of the DISCORD and only returned to snip briefly at some people (Spectre among them)

Yeah, that tracks.

Like I say, there was this weird old guard vs. new guard thing. The new guard was (and still is) significantly more degen than the old. And Nick loves the new guard more. I mean, to whatever extent he cares about his audience at all anyways.

Nick wouldn't care if he did.

You're not wrong.

 

[Potatoherder]

If Nick knew he'd use it to farm superchats and i expect him to do that now.

 

[Intrusive Thinker]

Hello. 11-month thread lurker, 1st time poster, lifetime retard here. Is CGoody the guy who was going to help Nick set up the laser for the 5k gift? does this mean the laser will sit unfinished, like the cabinets under his sink?

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 8 - Rekieta Notables

AI Thumbnail: No Branca, no Joe (vs yesterday) - where'd they all go, Nick?

Top YT Live Viewership: 5900, but really 2400.
Note: Some backend hiccups were happening on YT, or he's buying viewers, but probably the former. His viewers also plunged midmorning and then spiked to over 5000 midday. (He was even shocked and thought it was due to other streamers taking a lunch break -Emily, etc). When he achieved 5900, it quickly plunged back down to 2000 within 40 minutes. That screams YT issues to me.

Supertip Count: 80 (approx) - I'd estimate the average to be around $8.00.
Note: Guaranteed this is fuckery from the Dabbleverse/Melton. I can't prove it, but he's fully expecting the most humorous Supertips. Either he's writing them or Melton is. Watch his body language and eyes between the real and ridiculous ones.

Gifted YT Memberships: 57 (he said so, but it also tracks with what I was counted).

TLDR: Painful schizophrenia from trying to be a relatively serious legal commentator and Supertip madness/meanness. Relentless bullying of Kurt. Barely paid attention to the trial or had any insightful takes.

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

- He's not going on a war against YellowFlash or releasing their DMs. He "went nutso on me in private". He'll only make fun of him.

- Missed yesterday's stream due to family obligations that he'd not been informed about. Later he said it had to do with his son's "private school".

- May get a new outro song, but in the meantime, will play the Drunk Lawyer song (he did).

- Sending mini-fridge to Melton today. (The mini-fridge was a gift from Aaron to Kayla during the polycule; it's an ongoing joke that will be featured at Hackamania.)

- The laser engraver is set up for 5K gift. He may set it up in his office but needs to check on the issue of fumes.

- Doesn't seem to know that there was an FBI INVESTIGATION in this case. That's the source of many of the texts as evidence.

- Has a weed card; doesn't use it much

- No drug test today

- "I don't hate streaming trials." He says it's a misconception that he ever said he did.

- Asked if anyone in his audience would edit together 10 min of the stream today; RyanTheEditor is busy

- He values his family more now. His relationship with each of his kids has deepened; they're much more willing to participate in family activities.

- Gosney was critical but supportive in private; delineation of his current friends vs enemies was people who lied about him

- The issue was "me being a moron" but he doesn't want to become an "advocate" regarding addiction issues.

- Supposedly wanted to travel to NYC for the Diddy trial but it would be too hard on Kayla.

- Kurt should have reached out to him privately to get his voice taken down.

- Then this. He received it and played it at lunch.



- Celeste sometimes butt dials Nick but not 7x (part of the case).

- When his viewership spiked (during the court's lunch break), he briefly tried to be professional and welcomed new viewers, but within minutes, he showed Kurt's other infamous dating video:



- Lady Rackets delivered him lunch (a sub) at around 1 PM Central.

- He's pretty sure he could give a good police interview while drunk (the case is relevant to that issue).

- He's trying to do better at managing expectations. He won't promise any streaming over the weekend.

Re. CGoody. Nick, if you're reading - FUCK YOU, YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT. He loved you as, yes, an e-daddy. You barely gave him the time of day after YEARS of modding for you. I hope his death haunts you forever. I choked up while finishing this stupid recap. Have you shed a single tear? Didn't think so. Rest in peace, Cory. Way too soon.

Edit: Punctuation

 

[ChromaQuack]

If Nick knew he'd use it to farm superchats and i expect him to do that now.

That's gonna look real good, peak streamer optics right there.

Which is precisely why it's happening.

- The laser engraver is set up for 5K gift. He may set it up in his office but needs to check on the issue of fumes.

I'm not posting the correct way to set this up, Nick. Neither should anybody else, even to make fun of your incompetence. Enjoy fumes, balldo child.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope his death haunts you forever.

Nick doesn’t have a conscience and is unable to feel remorse ever. It’s why his kids and the world would be better off if he blew his brains out or jumped off a building. Alas, Nick lacks any courage whatsoever, so they and we are probably stuck with him for a while longer.