Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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You can easily tell from that video that food insecurity during his childhood hit him extremely hard. The only time you should be worried about getting ripped off in regards to food is if you pay too much for too little.
Agreed. For a few seconds there, it felt like Jack was about to use math(!) to try to (somewhat reasonably!) judge the deal:
  • The pizza cost $8.99
  • It has 42 pepperoni
  • Each pepperoni cost 21 cents
I assume a place like Little Caesar's probably buys a bunch of these shits: Hormel Cup N Crisp. They retail for $4 and have 17 slices, so each slice is worth about 23.5 cents. Of course a million other things are not being factored in -- like the deeply relevant fact that a chain gets a discount for buying in bulk -- but hey, seems like Little Caesar's gave Jack lots of Güd Meats on the (relative) cheap!

But yeah, this is really cursed analysis and if you're complaining about -- or even posturing tonally like you're considering complaining about -- a Little Caesar's pizza in terms of money, you're getting mad about pennies and your trauma is showing.
 
I assume a place like Little Caesar's probably buys a bunch of these shits: Hormel Cup N Crisp.
No, they don’t. Chain restaurants have extremely discounted procurement agreements with the companies that provide their ingredients.

  • The pizza cost $8.99
  • It has 42 pepperoni
  • Each pepperoni cost 21 cents
I believe Jack would be dumb enough to think the cost of the pizza is just the pepperoni, nevermind any of the other ingredients, electricity, staff, premises, etc. etc. that go into calculating COGS.

I’ve reached a level of MATI with Jack that makes me not even want to look at this thread most days. At this point I would prefer him to die even before Boogie or Rekieta.
 
Why do garnibores always try to eat something that looks or tastes like real carbs and shugar?
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No, they don’t. Chain restaurants have extremely discounted procurement agreements with the companies that provide their ingredients.
I did not mean that hundreds of people are driving to hundreds of Targets so they can buy hundreds of thousands of that literal Hormel packet for a nationwide chain. I was saying one, I assume that's the basic product -- low-quality meat disk that pops in the middle -- and two, absent knowing a million other things, a quick and low-rent analysis could be to compare what you paid for it on the pizza vs. what you can see it retailing for. No, it's not apples to apples but it's not apples to gym socks, and it'd still be an order of magnitude above any analysis Jack's done to date (a bar that is in hell).

I saw that this exists, but I was too lazy to get into it.

Personally, I avoid all chain pizza places preferring only locally owned mom and pop places.
Same! Best I've ever had was snuggled between a florist and a wine shop, and everyone from construction workers to doctors would come in for a margherita slice at lunch. Huge black and white picture of the patriarch over the soda machine, lol. (Jack also loves family-owned pizza places, but as he revealed in his livestream last weekend, that's only because pizza doesn't come with Evil Dough Bubbles when it's made in a mom and pop shop.)
 
Just when I thought he couldn’t be more obnoxious.

I hate these statements masquerading as questions that assholes make all the time. If he wanted to understand it he could do a Google search. But Jack thinks he sounds clever and witty when he posts shit like this.

My only comfort is knowing he’s fucking miserable.
 
Why do garnibores always try to eat something that looks or tastes like real carbs and shugar?
I want to know why this obese, half paralyzed retard thinks its a good idea to position himself as a representative in the debate about proper human diet and health.
All his opponent would need to do is point to the fact he's had 3 strokes and he's an overweight turd. Then Jack will immediately soil himself in an impotent rage.
 
I want to know why this obese, half paralyzed retard thinks its a good idea to position himself as a representative in the debate about proper human diet and health.
All his opponent would need to do is point to the fact he's had 3 strokes and he's an overweight turd. Then Jack will immediately soil himself in an impotent rage.
If Jackass had any capacity at all for introspection he wouldn't be a bowling ball-shaped human with only half of his limbs working.
 
Why do garnibores always try to eat something that looks or tastes like real carbs and shugar?
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Why do America-hating atheists always refuse to put their right hand over their heart when saying the pledge of obesityisance every morning?

Everyone that loves God & America raise your right hand!
 
If you're broke and you want pizza you go to Little Caesars, it's better than any frozen pizza at the same price range. Personally, I avoid all chain pizza places preferring only locally owned mom and pop places. Unless broke or you live in the middle of nowhere and have no choice never go to a chain.
Even then I avoid chains because they all suck but in different ways. There's usually a better choice somewhere.

No, they don’t. Chain restaurants have extremely discounted procurement agreements with the companies that provide their ingredients.
This for sure. They have a supplier that supplies them with everything they need. The point is chains want consistency from one location to the next so it doesn't matter where you are in the country the ingredients will always be the same meaning the pizza will always be the same.

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Typically vegetarians and vegans don't. Those "meat like" products tend to be for people edging into the whole diet or they're a way for them to fit in at a cookout or something.

Think about it. You're a vegetarian but you're going to a backyard cookout with some friends. You bring a pack of meatless burgers with you that you can enjoy with them and maybe get somebody else to give them a try. It's still food and can be decent.
 
Jack malding over wokeness in capeshit

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And technically that guy is right since there is a Female Silver Surfer called Shalla-Bal but Jack never admits to being wrong at all

Random nonsense

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Jack malding that people don't see him as a real worker while someone else says he sounds like a socialist

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Still bitching at Elon Musk with a new reaction pic
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"DEMOCRATS BAD"

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"DOGE GOOD"

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Youtube advice

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CARNIVORE

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AI nonsense

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Jack acting like he's a prophet for basic film box office predictions

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Studies have shown a high correlation to brain damage and being unable to reason and lacking empathy (basically American Republican values in a nutshell) and being conservative. Jack has always been a stupid piece of shit but it does seem to have gotten worse lately.

 
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Jack is going live in 15 minutes
I joined near the end as he is rambling about how "being funny" gets you women. He's not wrong. Superficial charisma goes a long way for a malignant narcissist like him. But lets be honest here Jack. You both settled for each other for stability. You weren't some kind of charmer.

A bit off topic, but it irks me when people who have not been in the dating scene since the Clinton administration are trying to advise young people how to navigate it. That's like if they were lectured in the 1980s by someone who hadn't dated since the 1950s. I don't think that advice would be up to date.
 
I joined near the end as he is rambling about how "being funny" gets you women. He's not wrong. Superficial charisma goes a long way for a malignant narcissist like him. But lets be honest here Jack. You both settled for each other for stability. You weren't some kind of charmer.

A bit off topic, but it irks me when people who have not been in the dating scene since the Clinton administration are trying to advise young people how to navigate it. That's like if they were lectured in the 1980s by someone who hadn't dated since the 1950s. I don't think that advice would be up to date.
Yeah, being funny is a very good way to attract women. However, you need to actually be funny, which Jack is not
 
I joined near the end as he is rambling about how "being funny" gets you women. He's not wrong. Superficial charisma goes a long way for a malignant narcissist like him. But lets be honest here Jack. You both settled for each other for stability. You weren't some kind of charmer.

A bit off topic, but it irks me when people who have not been in the dating scene since the Clinton administration are trying to advise young people how to navigate it. That's like if they were lectured in the 1980s by someone who hadn't dated since the 1950s. I don't think that advice would be up to date.


He did also say that you should pray for a boyfriend free gorl.

He also said he met Tammy at a bowling ally and skipped over how he sex pestered her for months by getting her tables at Rainslop cafe.

Also feeding ducks and geese bread causes them to not only have severe gastric issues but to also become dependent on handouts and never migrate
 
ack malding over wokeness in capeshit

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And technically that guy is right since there is a Female Silver Surfer called Shalla-Bal but Jack never admits to being wrong at all
Of course not. He only gets angy when it's his version of things that are changed.

A female Silver Surfer? Never... even though she existed as such an alternate universe.
A black Nick Fury? That's okay even though it's also from an alternate universe but he's cool because he's played by Sam Jackson and not an icky girl.
 
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