Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

Corbax said:
What a coincidence that the millions of people that watched Karl's videos collectively just weren't paying attention.
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"the outrage is all fake internet drama"

No Pewdiepie saying the word "nigger" is internet drama. People getting angry at AVGN for not reviewing the female Ghostbusters movie is internet drama. What happened with Karl was an actual court case with real life financial consequences. With "internet drama" you can just turn your computer off and walk away. Karl can't walk away from this.

"all the hate Karl is getting is unwarranted"
Tell that to the judge that just ordered him to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to Billy. You could tell the judge was getting pissed at Karl because Karl had such a big ego he refused to shut up during the case even against the advice of his lawyers.

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Congratulations Karl it cost you what $300,000-$500,000 for you to sperg out about Billy Mitchell's Donkey Kong high scores? Definitely worth every penny.
 
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The whole "Karl didn't mislead you just weren't paying attention" thing is such a retarded cope.

For that to be true, you'd have to admit that Karl is not a trustworthy source in his own videos and you should not trust anything he says without having to go out of your way to read outside documents first (which eliminates the entire need for his videos in the first place), you're saying he's a hack journalist (since he apparently thinks he is one), and that he has a medically serious memory hole in his brain from when he posted news reports in his videos claiming his suit was about cheating while not setting the record straight. You'd have to also be intellectually dishonest in claiming that the vast majority of people clearly watch videos to the absolute very end in order to hear a bad faith "retraction" in a video where nobody can reasonably believe it would be there, and don't dip out much earlier on, and that all proof out there indicating that this isn't the case is all wrong.

To claim Karl did nothing wrong and you just weren't paying attention, you'd have to perform so many gymnastics to the point where you just sound insane. If you have to explain how everyone else is wrong and you're the one who's right, you might just be wrong.
 
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Sharpeteer said:
To claim Karl did nothing wrong and you just weren't paying attention, you'd have to perform so many gymnastics to the point where you just sound insane. If you have to explain how everyone else is wrong and you're the one who's right, you might just be wrong.
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Annoyingly, the original complaint (the only document before the ruling that I saw) literally would have resolved the issue. I forget whether I read it at the time, and I seem to remember Karl claiming there was more than one lawsuit (there wasn't). In any event, he was incredibly deceptive about the whole thing.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
I kept getting Veritas’s videos on Billy Mitchell suggested on YouTube. Then I was curious what his views on Karl Jobst was these days after the lawsuit and uhhhhh, I looked at his twitter.
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lol. "Here's a link to an 8000 word essay written by a malding schizo who can only become aroused when getting angry at Billy Mitchell. Answer ALL of this faggot's points, in full, using 150 characters or less, or else you're a big fat poopyhead and Karl wins."

Corbax said:
What a coincidence that the millions of people that watched Karl's videos collectively just weren't paying attention.
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QwahlityKahntent said:
i can confirm that i watched all karls billy mitchell videos as they came out and i thought the whole thing was about cheating, not apollo legend
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Sharpeteer said:
The whole "Karl didn't mislead you just weren't paying attention" thing is such a retarded cope.

For that to be true, you'd have to admit that Karl is not a trustworthy source in his own videos and you should not trust anything he says without having to go out of your way to read outside documents first (which eliminates the entire need for his videos in the first place), you're saying he's a hack journalist (since he apparently thinks he is one), and that he has a medically serious memory hole in his brain from when he posted news reports in his videos claiming his suit was about cheating while not setting the record straight. You'd have to also be intellectually dishonest in claiming that the vast majority of people clearly watch videos to the absolute very end in order to hear a bad faith "retraction" in a video where nobody can reasonably believe it would be there, and don't dip out much earlier on, and that all proof out there indicating that this isn't the case is all wrong.

To claim Karl did nothing wrong and you just weren't paying attention, you'd have to perform so many gymnastics to the point where you just sound insane. If you have to explain how everyone else is wrong and you're the one who's right, you might just be wrong.
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Mentioned this before, but here's a summary of my take:

Karl definitely left some clues, just enough to lawyerball after the fact (probably intentionally so, the sneaker fucker). However, you'd need to have been a turbo autist to have picked up on the ten seconds or so of "clues" Karl left, and then interpreted them just right, so that you'd walk away from Karl's videos knowing that the lawsuit was over him lying about Apollo's death (and covering for trannies), rather than over Billy's cheating, which is all he talked about for the remaining thirty hours, fifty-nine minutes, and fifty seconds of Billy content he released.

And I know, because I am a turbo autist, and the thought that Karl was being deliberately misleading did occur to me at the lawyerball moment - for all of a few seconds, before I realized I was acting like a conspiracy theorist, and just went back to enjoying "snarky video game player says mean things about another video game player" like everybody else.
 
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I'm reminded of when Karl played a clip of Billy saying that Karl was misleading people and that the complaint had nothing to do with video games. Then Karl UM AKSHUALLYed him by showing that Billy introduces himself in the complaint as a video game high score competitor. I don't know what conclusion Karl wants me to draw from this, other than the complaint is about video games.
 
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One of the most infuriating things about this whole ordeal is how Karl tried to blame Billy for Apollo's suicide while knowing full well that his own friends ( Dark Viper AU and EZescape) were the people that Apollo himself considered to be the primary culprits responsible for him making the decision to end his own life.

Also Karl trying to memory hole the fact that he was planning on making a video dunking on Apollo right before he took his own life really shows how much of a cowardly scumbag this guy truly is.
 
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Corbax said:
I'm reminded of when Karl played a clip of Billy saying that Karl was misleading people and that the complaint had nothing to do with video games. Then Karl UM AKSHUALLYed him by showing that Billy introduces himself in the complaint as a video game high score competitor. I don't know what conclusion Karl wants me to draw from this, other than the complaint is about video games.
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I don't understand how people don't seem to notice that he declares in that video, after Billy explains his position, that "everything he just told is a lie".

In logical terms, it's like writing ¬P.

At the same time, Karl argues that he was fair, because he showed P.

If I declare: the Earth is NOT round.

I cannot defend myself, when I'm accused of being a retard, arguing that I technically said that "the Earth is NOT round".

A proposition cannot simultaneously have the same truth value as its negation.

P≠¬P.
The Earth is round ≠ The Earth is not round.

If Joe says: The light is on. P=1.
And Jane says: What Joe said is a lie. ¬(P=1)

Jane is saying that the light is off. P=0.
If you then go see the light and find that it is on, Jane lied.

It is basic logic. He demonstrably lied. And he knows this, because he went to college to study Computer Science and this is the first lesson of the first class on Boolean algebra and Venn diagrams.
 
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William_Sterog said:
I don't understand how people don't seem to notice that he declares in that video, after Billy explains his position, that "everything he just told is a lie".
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Yep. He lets Billy speak, then declarers everything Billy says is wrong.
Ergo: Billy is not suing him about Apollo Legend.

Are we supposed to pick and chose which things are wrong or right? How about the retard making the video puts in some effort to be precise ... unless he does not want to.
 
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It's full retroactive coping
His own witness had no idea what the lawsuit was about.
He even tried to imply in his apology video that he himself wasn't aware of the true nature of the lawsuit.
He blamed the Australian News piece - despite playing it in one of his videos and not at any point correcting that they was reporting it wrong at the time.

He's running damage control (poorly) as the last thing he needs is having to pay pack the GFM $200k
 
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I've mentioned before but I do need to re-iterate that honestly I don't give a fuck whether or not he made it clear what the lawsuit was about. He knew, his lawyers knew. The mere fact that he went to court over this when he had no chance of winning and no defense is why I lost all respect for him. I haven't watched any of his videos since that one he yeeted. I can't stand his arrogant tone anymore. He always sounded so absolute and confident about what he talked about and the fact that it seemed like he did was why I could stand it and still enjoyed his content.

Now that I know what a pissy little deluded moron he is, I'm so done with him. What a fake-ass little faggot. The way he talks to people on Discord and oh my the banter on the elite. Everything that surfaced in this just pulled the curtain for me.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
Has he tried Rickey's famous hot sauce to brighten up his day with a bit of heat and zing? He can even save 10% by using code KARL LOST for savings befitting of absolute legends.
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You know what, fuck all of you. I'm not immune to propaganda. (And love hot sauce. )
Remember, use JOBST for a discount.
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Just got mine, had it with homemade nuggies.

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It’s not ground breaking, but it’s a way better than Frank’s and is great with chicken. This will be amazing with chicken wings.

Thank you Karl, without you, I wouldn’t have this wonderful wing hot sauce in my life.
 
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