Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[William_Sterog]

I don't. All I see in that photo is someone who is getting the consequences of his own actions and he doesn't like it one bit.

Don't make me tap the sign.

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Great sign to tap, though.

 

[okyt]

 

[AnOminous]

He did these on camera sponsors before, but his video have always been voice overs. He didn't have to say anything about it but he was feeling so self conscious about being seen ass-raped he had to blurt it out.

He needs to just cope more and seethe less. Shit like this has happened to far better people than Karl, like when Willie Nelson got assraped so hard by the IRS he had to do Taco Bell commercials.

Thinking he couldn't possibly lose because "AI never lies".

What a dumbshit. Disproven in 3 seconds.

Tell me a lie about gravity.

Gravity Lie Alert

According to a completely fabricated scientific theory, gravity actually works in a way that's opposite to what we know. Instead of objects with mass attracting each other, objects with mass repel each other with a force proportional to their mass and the distance between them. This means that the more massive an object is, the more it will push away from other objects, rather than pulling them towards itself.

His wife's chink family must be furious because he financially ruined their daughter and grandson.

Too bad chinks don't have honor killings for gweilo scum who marry their daughters.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

The numbers will go back up guys, right? RIGHT?

 

[Burger Kong]

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Karl's "I WILL ONLY SAY WHAT I WANT TO SAY" shtick was already bullshit even before he lost this case considering he was constantly shilling stuff like Raid: Shadow Legends. You can't pretend your voice is pure when most of your videos have you shilling for random products.

It would be one of the most hilarious things ever if Billy paid Jobst to shill his hot sauce in one of his videos.
"Hello you absolute legends! Looking for a quality hot sauce? Well..."

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

billy needs to work on his SEO. i searched "rickeys hot sauce" in bing and not one of the first page results even brought his site up

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Who was the guy that got beat so bad in a video game at some conference that he trooned out a few days later? Feeling like that Yobst's current trajectory.

I think you’re referring to Narcissa Wright, formerly known as Cosmo.

Conveniently that episode of MatI was reuploaded yesterday

 

[Wodanaz]

 

[KarlJobber]

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Comments drive metrics (maybe even more than views) and if they weren't coming to comment he would have less views. Now thank them for mocking you, Yobst. Or else I'm calling Billy!

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Hello you absolute legends! My new video will struggle to reach 100K views

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This isn't even a good video. Its nice to see Coincident get some attention, but Karl actually does not really understand the Slaughter Map scene at all.

Numerous times he's claimed that its just an impossible map, which is really not true. With saves (not even mid-fight) its very doable. A couple of times he suggested that it wasn't meant to be completed, which again isn't true because the map was actively being worked on until Okuplok left the community.

Hell he tried to say Slaughter maps peaked with Holy Hell of all things. Cosmogenesis (which a full playthrough of is on Coincident's channel) is a far larger map than that or Okuplok and much much more difficult.


Jobst barely put in effort trying to explain how the run came together because he knew it'd be too much work to really analyze all the tricks Coin employed, so instead he directed people to watch Coin's vids on Okuplok strategies. Thing is though, that series has 5 videos and is basically defunct.

It just comes across as so lazy, since I have more knowledge about the community than just a passing glance.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

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The numbers will go back up guys, right? RIGHT?

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If anything, a lack of hate comments would probably mean Karl's metrics would go down even further.

 

[Joey-The-Chud]

If anything, a lack of hate comments would probably mean Karl's metrics would go down even further.

Exactly, Hate-watching is the reason why so many lolcows continue to have an internet "career" (think DSP, Ralph and Review Tech USA). The easiest way to make an insufferable retard disappear from the limelight is to simply not engage with his content at all, apathy is death for these internet celebrities.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

His wife's chink family must be furious because he financially ruined their daughter and grandson.

That marriage is over her entire family knows and they have no doubt reminded her that she should have never married the tofu boy very shameful display on his wife's part.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

That marriage is over her entire family knows and they have no doubt reminded her that she should have never married the tofu boy very shameful display on his wife's part.

She secured eternal citizenship for her extended family. Another small step in the chink invasion was completed.

 

[yesman404]

Karl looks completely dead inside.
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Perfect picture for an JUST edit.

billy needs to work on his SEO. i searched "rickeys hot sauce" in bing and not one of the first page results even brought his site up

who the fuck uses bing?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

who the fuck uses bing?

Boomers using Edge and standard search engine.
Which is the age group that knows Billy.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I was lurking this thread and doing digging into Billy Mitchell a couple days ago when I realized that he owns a the Rickey's Restaurant & Sports Bar that's local to me, so I was deadset on going to that restaurant and trying out some wings with Rickey's hot sauce. When I entered, the environment was somewhat darker than it appears on the google reviews, but not too dim enough to be problematic. I ordered 10 wings with mild sauce alongside a bottle of Rickey's hot sauce from a wonderful waitress (thanks, Kristen!). When they got to me, they were almost as hot as the pit in Hell that Apollo Legend is burning in and wonderfully crispy. I ate some with Rickey's hot sauce, which tasted good when it managed to get through the flavor of the mild sauce that was all over the chicken wings. The water I ordered also had a little something in it that I couldn't decipher, which was most likely Karl's tears as he's working the dishwasher, but it was a nice flavor. Overall, I would definitely go back to Rickey's if I frequented the general area more.
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If I'm ever going to Miami for whatever reason I'll have to check this place out.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Good to know kiwifarmers have the writing legibility of a 4th grader

 

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I was lurking this thread and doing digging into Billy Mitchell a couple days ago when I realized that he owns a the Rickey's Restaurant & Sports Bar that's local to me, so I was deadset on going to that restaurant and trying out some wings with Rickey's hot sauce. When I entered, the environment was somewhat darker than it appears on the google reviews, but not too dim enough to be problematic. I ordered 10 wings with mild sauce alongside a bottle of Rickey's hot sauce from a wonderful waitress (thanks, Kristen!). When they got to me, they were almost as hot as the pit in Hell that Apollo Legend is burning in and wonderfully crispy. I ate some with Rickey's hot sauce, which tasted good when it managed to get through the flavor of the mild sauce that was all over the chicken wings. The water I ordered also had a little something in it that I couldn't decipher, which was most likely Karl's tears as he's working the dishwasher, but it was a nice flavor. Overall, I would definitely go back to Rickey's if I frequented the general area more.
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Bamboo plate is a very poor choice for a wing dish, It just muddles the colors. You never really want dark on dark or bright on bright.

But good to know they were good.

 

[Colon capital V]

Boomers using Edge and standard search engine.
Which is the age group that knows Billy.

Don't knock it when the other options are just as if not more horseshit. Google's search has gotten worse and more times I find myself using bing or yandex if I need to find something in images or otherwise not indexed by Google themselves.