Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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RACISM said:
I went to your website when 4Chan was down and it was possibly the most homosexual thing I have ever seen on the internet.
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Thanks for sharing.
3124 - SoyBooru.webp
 
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Number said:
yeah because 4chan the home of pornbrained bbc tranny sissy porn addicts is so straight and based and rightwing and redpilled dude
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  1. Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth and there's nothing you can do about it. You're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing" and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory, and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way." but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your 'grey' matter. You lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vunerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using posting on soyjak is like.
 
RACISM said:
  1. Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth and there's nothing you can do about it. You're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing" and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory, and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way." but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your 'grey' matter. You being to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vunerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using posting on soyjak is like.
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this copypasta straight from reddit won't change the fact 4chan is full of gay gooner porn addicts and sharty is full of asexual aryans
 
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you can tell the quality of the thread by the number of pages between highlights. many pages between highlights = schlogcord has woken up and decided to co-opt the Shiwi for their 'cord troonery. few pages between highlights = shiwiGODS are being ARYAN OC GODS again

the cure to this: for every schlog user, there must be at least one BLACKED edit of xeir profile picture. Only by informing these pooners that xeir boyclitties are bvlt 4 bbc will we ever find a gem in this nusoicaca coal mine. If they start IRL dating Tyrone instead of the ytboi clittycels xey find on the schlog, we may be able to be free ourselves from xeir influence.

[ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE DOUBLE POST PREVENTION SPACE]

Scuttlefuck said:
Gron created the goblins. The goblins had NO NOSES because NOSES Are ANTI-GRON. Sad Mad(tm).
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null add a meds reaction sticker so i can take this schizo to take her fucking meds RIGHT NOW
 
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