Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[woodedbag]

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Did I just have a stroke? What the fuck is he even talking about?
"Wanna tell daddy he's a bitch and his degenerate parties were lame."
What does that even mean?

He meant Diddy I think

 

[RaptInPlastic]

He meant Diddy I think

Interesting slip though given Rekieta's father is the submissive little bitch that he is.

 

[Nate Higgers]

What did Crackeita mean by this?

https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1918483344653721709?s=46

https://archive.ph/ZwJPb

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

He would not be the first or the last one to get burned that way.

PSA: Nick Rekieta is not a true friend to anyone.

Except his drug dealers bank account

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Nick is being funny and weird on twitter again

 

[Balldo's Gate]

What did Crackeita mean by this?

That would be a reference to Kurt/Uncivil Law and a cooking stream Kurt did in August 2023.

While the clip of Kurt applying what appears to be LawLube to his backside is gaining traction on MoshiMoshiMoan’s X, the original cooking stream from 9 months ago gets very interesting at the 1:59:45 mark, where he talks about inviting young childless women over to enjoy his creation of pizza casserole and drinks. While shoveling this atrocity down his gullet, he makes some disturbing clarifications for women under the age of 18 who are also invited, but not if they cross state lines:
https://www.youtube.com/live/9qOZEk-Lw3M?si=BbRhmUZEPBmN-0gC

I’m aware that the age of consent in Texas is 17 years old, but it is still disturbing even with his serpentine lawyerly talk.

 

[Nate Higgers]

That would be a reference to Kurt/Uncivil Law.

The post you quoted doesn’t sound like a defense of Kurt’s activities. But that’s me naïvely expecting Chunkeita to be “good faith”

 

[ChromaQuack]

He didn't seem to have an issue with that when Kurt was washing his balldo, funny how that works.

And as creepy as that video is, Kurt didn't dose a 8 year old with cocaine. Nicky on the other hand?

 

[Nate Higgers]

And as creepy as that video is, Kurt didn't dose a 8 year old with cocaine. Nicky on the other hand?

Nick had an 8 year old daughter who tested positive for cocaine…and last I checked, we live in an age where that’s just not okay!

Old reference but I’d be delighted if anyone recognizes that callback

 

[woodedbag]

He meant Diddy I think

It just occurred to me, and I have to be very careful how I phrase this, but it just occurred to me how funny a thousandaire from Minnesota (who's idea of a party was cutting circulation to his balls while he stood in his home bathroom railing lines of 70% baby laxative coke with April and the dead dog) calling Diddy's parties lame is.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The post you quoted doesn’t sound like a defense of Kurt’s activities. But that’s me naïvely expecting Chunkeita to be “good faith”

Kino Casino coverage of the stream (should be timestamped)

 

[Swole McPole]

CGoody had a lifelong battle with substance abuse.

Wasn't he also banging all the wine moms? I always thought it was a bit sad, this grown ass man in his 30's was living with his mom and dad, while he romanced the awful wine moms from Rekieta's Locals fans.

Wasn't there a cat fight between jealous wine moms over which one was cgoody's one true love?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

What did Crackeita mean by this?

He is indeed referencing Kurt. The thing is, Rekieta has been on a crusade, trash-talking Kurt across multiple streams—spending what must be hours in total—while also tweeting obsessively about the situation.

He clearly reads Kiwi Farms and likely keeps up with the comments on Elissa’s clip videos too. What’s striking is that Rekieta somehow manages to come across as less sympathetic than Kurt, which seems to bruise his already fragile narc ego and prompts him to keep lashing out.

Rekieta’s crusade against Kurt appears to have started with his return stream. At this point, the most Kurt had done was issue a cease-and-desist over the AI voice issue. Since then, Kurt has mostly stayed quiet—which probably aggravates Rekieta even more, since he seems to be manufacturing the drama and coming across as increasingly petty.

 

[Captain Manning]

@Third World Aristocrat beat me to the punch by a few seconds, but...

The post you quoted doesn’t sound like a defense of Kurt’s activities. But that’s me naïvely expecting Chunkeita to be “good faith”

I think what he's driving at is he has noticed there is no en masse bullying/alogging/ridiculing/whatever of Kurt here ("forum users") or @elb's comment section ("comment sectioners")* despite him going in hard on Kurt. That, to the contrary, an overwhelming number people are taking Kurt's side.

Then he adds "I really fucked you guys up bad, didn't I?"

He is lamenting the fact he is perceived as the far bigger prick in the Kurt situation.

He finishes with "Sorry. I'm back from getting milk and cigarettes now."

Meaning "daddy's back," and expects everybody to start worshipping and obeying him again.

This whole thing is probably particularly hard for his narcissistic mind to process because he's historically been able to sway opinion to his side, or even call upon a personal army, and that's not happening anymore.

*I know he's reading elb's comment section, because he's just recently made posts in there.

For example, this one from the Kurt dating video clip:



EDIT: Typos.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Wasn't he also banging all the wine moms? I always thought it was a bit sad, this grown ass man in his 30's was living with his mom and dad, while he romanced the awful wine moms from Rekieta's Locals fans.

Wasn't there a cat fight between jealous wine moms over which one was cgoody's one true love?

He vouched that MAN-dy was a true and honest woman, and pretended to buy her and others expensive gifts. It was a running joke that he slept with 'her'. Cynthia tried to get him to come and meet up with 1 or 2 other LOCALS women at Nick-hosted or Nick-adjacent events, but it never worked out because he was worried about being able to find a weed dealer. I also vaguely remember 2-3 winemoms 'fighting' over him. I cannot recall if it was real, or just part of the degeneracy posting.

 

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What did Crackeita mean by this?

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https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1918483344653721709?s=46

https://archive.ph/ZwJPb

The dancing monkey lashes out at the crowd in frustration.

 

[Accidental Protege]

He vouched that MAN-dy was a true and honest woman, and pretended to buy her and others expensive gifts. It was a running joke that he slept with 'her'. Cynthia tried to get him to come and meet up with 1 or 2 other LOCALS women at Nick-hosted or Nick-adjacent events, but it never worked out because he was worried about being able to find a weed dealer. I also vaguely remember 2-3 winemoms 'fighting' over him. I cannot recall if it was real, or just part of the degeneracy posting.

Wasn’t there a catfishing arc with one of the wine moms he was DMing? Someone other than Mandy, that is.

 

[AltisticRight]

What a winner of a trad dad.

Was that peak skelly comedy?
Where's the joke? My dad's the typical tiger parent but he never dosed me with cocaine or served me spaghetti-os, or any "meal in a can" gross mutt concoction slop for the matter.
I never felt neglected, it was quite the opposite so that's why I moved out when I turned into an adult.
He never enabled my dipshit retard kid antics either. When I mixed household chemicals for fun, I got punished and they locked the chemicals behind a cabinet, the passcode was my birthday but I learned to not do that again.

This applies to most normies. Skelly was never disciplined, that's why he's visiting meat markets and whore houses at the age of 40 and dabbling in polysubstance abuse. He's emotionally stunted, he just turned 16. I don't advocate violence but a swift beating for being a little scrawny skelly scourge would probably teach him what Bob and Celeste failed at.

Teaching him to act like a 20-year-old.

 

[Captain Manning]

Wasn't he also banging all the wine moms?

I think he wanted to, but I seriously have my doubts that he was.

Goody was really into the degeneracy and lewd sharing on Locals, and I think he was extremely pissed when outsiders (including here via Himedall's robot) started ridiculing it and many of the "hot" wine thots got spooked and ran off. I always figured that was the main impetus for him sperging out in elb's comments section.

The ass thong pics stopped and you were left with... well... Misty (ugh).

Goody didn't have any issues with the early to mid parts of Nick's downfall, but I'd like to believe, like so many others, he might have started to feel doubts after the kid tested positive (certainly not the drug arrest itself, because Goody of all people would not have cared about that).

But I dunno. I'm just guessing. He might have taken the reason why he split with Nick to the grave with him. He said it was "personal." I certainly wouldn't take Nick's word as truth if he ever decides to address this matter. I wouldn't take Nick's word on anything.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Addiction destroys not only the addict but everyone around them...slowly, and even still after the addict is gone.

R.I.P in Peace CGoody. I hope your family can make it OK.