Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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The Saltening said:
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let me have fun
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If you're going to have fun, at least effortpost and make it flashy. Otherwise there really isn't any point in responding. This is a heccing FORUM. You have all the time in the world to make a post. This is the reason why the last 50 billion pages have had very few highlights. It's because all these niggers keep throwing out the most bland responses to SNCA+. This is the exact reason everyone hates Creasfag. I can't believe I have to explain this to a post-2024 CHAD.
 
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Scuttlefuck said:
If you're going to have fun, at least effortpost and make it flashy. Otherwise there really isn't any point in responding. This is a heccing FORUM. You have all the time in the world to make a post. This is the reason why the last 50 billion pages have had very few highlights. It's because all these niggers keep throwing out the most bland responses to SNCA+. This is the exact reason everyone hates Creasfag. I can't believe I have to explain this to a post-2024 CHAD.
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I'll effortpost when I feel the need to but with a retarded faggot that's not interesting? no thanks
 
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...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorilla-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODIN'S BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!
 
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gay porn is the best porn said:
I'll effortpost when I feel the need to but with a retarded faggot that's not interesting? no thanks
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I understand your thought process here, but if you're going about it that way it sounds more like you're actually just getting mad. Make a funny post, regardless of what you're responding to. I thought this was Shiwi Culchure 101.
 
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