🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[huesofmercury]

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

I hope by god this woman either keeps a profile as low as possible or retire from the internet asap, because once the bullies at school find out about her shameless debauchery they can and will traumitize her kids into suicide

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

It's a good thing these people are above lying and cheating, and definitely wouldn't do exactly the same things if given the power.

This comic reminds me of Neil Breen, when he's just listing things politicians do and then saying "isn't that immoral?" Though surprisingly she doesn't have a panel where her self-insert magically wins over them.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Genuine question. Why do retards on the internet have a hate boner for rich people?

They hate them cause they ain't them

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Genuine question. Why do retards on the internet have a hate boner for rich people?

Probably because a lot of them consider themselves communists/marxists, which thrives on an “oppressor vs oppressed” mindset. Anyone perceived as higher in society than them needs to be dragged to the guillotine. Speaking of which, they love taking inspiration from the French Revolution too, completely ignoring the fact that Robespierre sent many more commoners than nobles to their deaths before losing his own head. And then Napoleon just replaced the royals they overthrew. Something something doomed to repeat history.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Genuine question. Why do retards on the internet have a hate boner for rich people?

Rich people have money, they don't. Society needs to change u gaiz

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Whatever the fuck this is:
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...why is it relevant that he's autistic?

https://youtu.be/A0jLz5Uy1aQ?si=FdU2fFbKV96UrZPb

 

[Sonic Beaner]

Hilarous she says her person

Based on Ellen's politics, statements and claims to being a normie, I think it's safe to say that it's finally 2013 in Canada. She's enthusiastically discovering outdated American millennial political positions for the first time. In her next comic, she'll wonder why no one is occupying wall street as if it's a new idea.

Yeah. I notice that too.. her comics read like she was politically under a rock until Trump was elected.

 

[Kabobs]

I hope by god this woman either keeps a profile as low as possible or retire from the internet asap, because once the bullies at school find out about her shameless debauchery they can and will traumitize her kids into suicide

That's assuming she even cares about the welfare of her children. She seems to care more about clout on Reddit and getting money from Patreon paypigs.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

That's assuming she even cares about the welfare of her children. She seems to care more about clout on Reddit and getting money from Patreon paypigs.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

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I’d rather have a mom say the N-word than a Somali pedophile in a child’s park.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

I’d rather have a mom say the N-word than a Somali pedophile in a child’s park.

I'd rather have a mom that says the N-word than one that thinks posting her sexy Daria cosplay (at 40 or however old Ellen is) with her snatch out for other people to see is acceptable.

Unironically.

 

[Marche]

Whatever the fuck this is:
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...why is it relevant that he's autistic?

He wasnt autistic and the boy is verified to at least be 9.
Morally ok you should not call children names, but he was behaving like a little nigger and the guy filimg it is a pedophile

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Probably been posted before but….

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Probably been posted before but….

At least it’s a great way to sum up how obnoxious artists who turn to politics are. That and one other person’s post I keep finding myself seething over.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

At least it’s a great way to sum up how obnoxious artists who turn to politics are. That and one other person’s post I keep finding myself seething over.

Which other persons post?

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Which other persons post?

Just something I shared in the SJW art thread a while back. This was under a comic where a kelpie saves a Canadian goose from being attacked by a bald eagle.

That last paragraph just feels like a real kick in the face to anyone who’d like some escapism when social media is already oversaturated with just about everyone feeling the need to dunk on or give their two cents on Evil Presidential Cheeto.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen posted the kazoo comic on Threads.
She also continues to hate America. At this rate she's going to be banned from here.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Fur

Ellen posted the kazoo comic on Threads.
She also continues to hate America. At this rate she's going to be banned from here. View attachment 7312811

Further proving that she’s a syrup sucker and has never spoken to a conservative (let alone an American) in her entire life.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

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Honestly, I wish America was the wignat paradise all these seething cuckolds make it out to be. It would be a lot cooler.