Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Luke’s Missing Hand said:
Genuine question. Why do retards on the internet have a hate boner for rich people?
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Probably because a lot of them consider themselves communists/marxists, which thrives on an “oppressor vs oppressed” mindset. Anyone perceived as higher in society than them needs to be dragged to the guillotine. Speaking of which, they love taking inspiration from the French Revolution too, completely ignoring the fact that Robespierre sent many more commoners than nobles to their deaths before losing his own head. And then Napoleon just replaced the royals they overthrew. Something something doomed to repeat history.
 
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Hilarous she says her person
Next Door Jimmy said:
Based on Ellen's politics, statements and claims to being a normie, I think it's safe to say that it's finally 2013 in Canada. She's enthusiastically discovering outdated American millennial political positions for the first time. In her next comic, she'll wonder why no one is occupying wall street as if it's a new idea.
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Yeah. I notice that too.. her comics read like she was politically under a rock until Trump was elected.
 
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The_Bladder_Splatter said:
I hope by god this woman either keeps a profile as low as possible or retire from the internet asap, because once the bullies at school find out about her shameless debauchery they can and will traumitize her kids into suicide
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That's assuming she even cares about the welfare of her children. She seems to care more about clout on Reddit and getting money from Patreon paypigs.
 
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Kabobs said:
That's assuming she even cares about the welfare of her children. She seems to care more about clout on Reddit and getting money from Patreon paypigs.
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Luke’s Missing Hand said:
I’d rather have a mom say the N-word than a Somali pedophile in a child’s park.
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I'd rather have a mom that says the N-word than one that thinks posting her sexy Daria cosplay (at 40 or however old Ellen is) with her snatch out for other people to see is acceptable.

Unironically.
 
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Luke’s Missing Hand said:
Which other persons post?
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Just something I shared in the SJW art thread a while back. This was under a comic where a kelpie saves a Canadian goose from being attacked by a bald eagle.
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That last paragraph just feels like a real kick in the face to anyone who’d like some escapism when social media is already oversaturated with just about everyone feeling the need to dunk on or give their two cents on Evil Presidential Cheeto.
 
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Stop posting your child's photo online Ellen, it's not only unsafe but it's also gross considering you're sharing his photo in the same spaces you share your NSFW shit. How are you going to call that blond haired mom trashy and a bad mom when you are a literal OF whore?

Look, I don't like that a grown woman called a child a racist slur, but come on, Ellen's response to the incident is exactly why people are fed up and why that woman is getting flooded with donations. Ellen claims to care about social justice stuff yet she did not make a comic criticizing that GiveSendGo campaign for that black teenager that stabbed a white kid to death. Where's the comic making fun of those black people for giving that literal murderer half a million dollars, Ellen? Why does this white woman deserve to have her life destroyed for saying a bad word, yet that black teenager that stabbed a white teenager to death deserves "understanding" and "empathy" and $500,000+?

Also, where is this "empathy" all you SJWs claim to have? Whenever a non-white person is caught on camera acting bad, redditors rush to say that they're probably mentally ill or having a bad day, or how we don't know what they're going through. Maybe the white woman who called that kid a slur is mentally unwell and is having a bipolar episode? You don't know her. Yet Ellen is completely fine with making assumptions that this woman is an irredeemable shit person, a terrible mother, and that she deserves to be depersoned and her children taken away.

Ellen's fake outrage and fake social justice activism represents everything I hate about the average redditor and leftist
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
And then Napoleon just replaced the royals they overthrew. Something something doomed to repeat history.
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Don't worry, they did the same to Napoleon too the first time he was ousted and just reinstalled the Bourbons (who promptly shat their beds and skipped town when Bonaparte returned)... and then came back (again) when Napoleon was exiled (again).
Luke’s Missing Hand said:
I’d rather have a mom say the N-word than a Somali pedophile in a child’s park.
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"He might be a criminal pedophile immigrant but at least he's not a bigot, you chud"
 
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