Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Daddy's Little Shitbag]

Andy has no brain damage.

From the age of 7 he was a little psycho, and was in diapers until he was 12 and went back into them a senior in HS.

At one point he claimed that he spent so much time cleaning his ass that his grades dropped down to kindergarten level, and when he went back into diapers his grades went back to normal. He said that he went back into diapers because "its just easier" not because he needed to. Side note: when he cleans his ass he uses a whole roll of toilet paper.

He didn't start the whole "I'm retarded" shit until he was 28 after the car accident, when he got a taste of being pampered by the hospital. Andy loves attention and nothing needs more attention than a baby. And considering his BDS and S-A disorder, it creates a person who

he's been in and out of group homes, psyche wards, and mental hospitals for about half of his life, suggesting he's always been a total fucking freakshow.

His only goal in life is to live for free in group homes and indulge his ABDL fetish every day. That's it. There is no larger goal.

And looking at how he behaves when his mom dies? No doubt in my mind. The bastard's a Micheal Myers in crinkle diapers. there's nothing to andy. just a yawning, empty void that takes and takes. He feels nothing, no real remorse, no sympathy. His aunt dies? its all about him. His mom dies? its all about him.

I don't use this title lightly, but what we have here is a legit EVIL person.

I also think "evil" is the right word to describe him. Just because of everything he put his family through, let alone the police, first responders, etc. He wastes so much time and resources, I'm surprised places just keep taking him in, which is exactly what he wants. Also the fact he was in diapers that old (and back in them in high school) is fucking wild to me. Definitely some serial killer shit. If the accident didn't give him brain damage as you pointed out, the head-banging probably will if he keeps it up when he tantrums (like @Sprunt mentioned) but it's hard to damage a brain that was already this fucked to start with.

I personally suspect he's smarter than most people think. I gaurantee he was trying to get the lowest score possible when he did the IQ test, so it wouldn't surpise me if it was actually higher than that.

It wouldn't surprise me either, especially if he was capable of running a legit business at one point. Why somebody would just throw all that away to larp as a helpless man-baby, I will never understand. The lengths people will go to fuel their addictions will never cease to morbidly fascinate me.

Of course he fucking ai generated the response. Genuine sociopath. Couldn’t even muster a simple “I love you”

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What an unfeeling piece of shit. Couldn't even be arsed to write something genuine for this.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I will never understand. The lengths people will go to fuel their addictions will never cease to morbidly fascinate me.

He kinda gives me a Nikocado Advocado vibe before the weight loss of course where he had something he was good at but threw it all away to play Change The Man Baby Lolcows in general seem to have their talents that they just throw out the window just because they feel like it

 

[Vagina Dentata]

Kinda unrelated, but since I'm banned on Reddit I'm going to complain here..

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This guy is really fucking weird and annoying. I understand that Tom could have made different decisions, but in the end Andy is the only one to blame for what Andy does. He is 100% aware of his actions and chooses to be a manipulative psychopath. Also.. who makes a comment like that about an old lady that just died? People are retarded.

That fucking weirdo has been nonstop posting on the sub and it is ALWAYS this weird obsessed fanfic fuckery.

 

[Fetid Queef]

Normally I would say do not donate to cows and their families but I assume you're all adults.

https://www.echovita.com/us/obituaries/ny/tonawanda/janet-ditch-19715007

 

[Red Mask]

And equal rights, no dictators and mean people."

So, no one like you, Andy? Cool! Where do I sign up?

 

[McSneaks]

Cant "helping" poopoopants mean getting him signed into a homeless shelter with a list for agencies like outpatient therapy and Job Center and getting him on the list for government housing? Joe can still keep true to his word to his mom (RIP) while helping himself and his father by keeping Andy away.

A loaded shotgun would be cheaper and arguably (kidding, not an argument) more effective help

 

[Ilabelle21]

Why somebody would just throw all that away to larp as a helpless man-baby, I will never understand. The lengths people will go to fuel their addictions will never cease to morbidly fascinate me.

He has something wrong with him, that's no doubt. BPD, sociopathy...whatever it might be doesn't absolve him of anything. He is evil. One can still be mentally ill and evil.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

He has something wrong with him

It's interesting because there is no single explanation for Andy's behavior. It's hard to even know if it's actual behavior or if it's intentional. I still can't be certain if all of his headbanging is fake or not because he does so much damage to himself doing it. There was a pool of blood forming under him when he was at that hospital, Ric Flair tier crimson mask shit. Are you crazy or are you so willing to live the part of an autistic when doing so might make you literally retarded?
Are all of Joe's uploads backed up?

 

[30+GameOvers]

So I pop on a Beefy video to listen to while I do shit.
10 minutes in and I got 3 more diseases for the list. Every god damn video andy is saying he has a new disease. He's worse than Spoony when he claimed to have staff infections in his nipples and spotty rocky mountain fever.
Andy's new diseases:
23Q13 Deletion Syndrome (A genetic disability that causes autism)
Hashimoto disease (thyroid disease, makes you fat.)
Hyperthyroid (supposedly only on his childhood records)
edit: MORE
"High risk" for crohn's disease
Muscle Coordination issues
Kidney issues

This guy is going to feel the age get to him, much sooner than he thinks, and then he will finally wish he was young and healthy again. This here is at least some karmic justice that's coming for him.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

Andy has none of that. No goals. no dreams. no effort. just diapers.

He's definitely got a goal. I have a theory about what he wants but its kinda hard to put into words. You ever see a tv show where there's a gag about someones fetish where they say "You're ruining it for me!"?
Andy wants to be treated as a baby and it ruins it for him when people do it unwillingly or imply he doesn't need a diaper. It's his fantasy even. I think one of the reasons he flies into a rage about it is because he's frustrated sexually. Like he has blueballs and can't find a person or hospital that will believe him enough to let him nut on the nurses hand while wiping. Everything has to be just right for Andy or he can't pop, the victim has to willingly do it. Remember that child Andy constantly drew genitalia on stuff during his school years. He's always been sexually frustrated but it's consumed him over time. until all he cares about is diapers. When he was homeless he lugged around 2-3 boxes of Crinkles, his REQUIRED medical devices on the street with his "records".

Remember Pad? The guy who was obsessed with period pads? He was on MATI and Null talked to him. Andy is the same deal just with diapers, I think.

 

[Made In Wales]

He's definitely got a goal. I have a theory about what he wants but its kinda hard to put into words. You ever see a tv show where there's a gag about someones fetish where they say "You're ruining it for me!"?
Andy wants to be treated as a baby and it ruins it for him when people do it unwillingly or imply he doesn't need a diaper. It's his fantasy even. I think one of the reasons he flies into a rage about it is because he's frustrated sexually. Like he has blueballs and can't find a person or hospital that will believe him enough to let him nut on the nurses hand while wiping. Everything has to be just right for Andy or he can't pop, the victim has to willingly do it. Remember that child Andy constantly drew genitalia on stuff during his school years. He's always been sexually frustrated but it's consumed him over time. until all he cares about is diapers. When he was homeless he lugged around 2-3 boxes of Crinkles, his REQUIRED medical devices on the street with his "records".

Remember Pad? The guy who was obsessed with period pads? He was on MATI and Null talked to him. Andy is the same deal just with diapers, I think.

My theory is he wasn't spanked on the butt cheeks hard enough and told that the world owes him nothing.

He's also not been told the real traumatising 'N-word' - NO.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I agree, but Tom wasn't exactly telling andy 'oh its perfectly okay to shit in a diaper every day at the age of 30.' tom hated baby andy, and told it to andy's face. It was janet who did most of the enabling, and the one who dropped the charges for the oil diffuser. So much of tom's reluctant acceptance of andy's behavior might have just gone out the window when she died.

Tom's got no reason to keep enabling him. if he still does it now: then totally on him. joe too.

The thing I notice in the videos is there's like 59 seperate moments where I would have snapped and punched andys face in.
Tom never did. Some people are soft (or were never the sort to hit their kids, I suppose)

However I had a nasty dad who did lots of hitting, and it has imbued me with a righteous red mist, and when I see situations like that which would be broadcast from the ditch household, I simply can't compute a better reaction than to just punch him and shove him out of the house. Repeatedly.
I would still argue there is not a better solution than that.

I think some people just really don't understand or have any desire to enact violence even when it is massively deserved. Doesn't make much sense to me but I think it's more the way of the world now. When referring to whole grown adults and not little children, that is.
The fact Joe never really did it either. Probably the way they'd been brought up.
That would ordinarily be a good thing.

You see a similar kind of thing with the dad of 600lb Life infamous Steven Assanti, actually.
These hopeless guys who look perfectly able to dole out a physical correction but just don't.

 

[A-Stump]

Cant "helping" poopoopants mean getting him signed into a homeless shelter with a list for agencies like outpatient therapy and Job Center and getting him on the list for government housing? Joe can still keep true to his word to his mom (RIP) while helping himself and his father by keeping Andy away.

You must not know Andy's story very well. They cannot get him into places, at least locally. Why? He has quite literally shit on any and all help. Why do you think they're currently worried about housing him right now? It's because he purposefully blew it all to pieces. He's aggressive for no particular reason. Gets bored and picks fights with people even when everything is going his way, and if not, throws giant fits if they're not willing to wipe his ass.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The thing I notice in the videos is there's like 59 seperate moments where I would have snapped and punched andys face in.
Tom never did. Some people are soft (or were never the sort to hit their kids, I suppose)

However I had a nasty dad who did lots of hitting, and it has imbued me with a righteous red mist, and when I see situations like that which would be broadcast from the ditch household, I simply can't compute a better reaction than to just punch him and shove him out of the house. Repeatedly.
I would still argue there is not a better solution than that.

I think some people just really don't understand or have any desire to enact violence even when it is massively deserved. Doesn't make much sense to me but I think it's more the way of the world now. When referring to whole grown adults and not little children, that is.
The fact Joe never really did it either. Probably the way they'd been brought up.
That would ordinarily be a good thing.

You see a similar kind of thing with the dad of 600lb Life infamous Steven Assanti, actually.
These hopeless guys who look perfectly able to dole out a physical correction but just don't.

Tom was abused by his dad. Maybe his whole family. I think he just took away the lesson of he'll always be the bad guy, so he doesn't physically fight, because he doesn't want to prove them right. I think he would try legally fighting Andy, but he doesn't have the funds.

Some people come to the conclusion that hitting others is okay, and others just want the violence to stop.

 

[A-Stump]

Tom was abused by his dad. Maybe his whole family. I think he just took away the lesson of he'll always be the bad guy, so he doesn't physically fight, because he doesn't want to prove them right. I think he would try legally fighting Andy, but he doesn't have the funds.

Some people come to the conclusion that hitting others is okay, and others just want the violence to stop.

If he laid a single finger on Andy he'd have the cops there. If he so much as threatened he would.

He knows if he even says boo to the shitape, he'll have trouble.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

This guy is going to feel the age get to him, much sooner than he thinks, and then he will finally wish he was young and healthy again. This here is at least some karmic justice that's coming for him.

oh yeah. dude's turning 40 and he's over 400 lbs. He's speed running toward a stroke or heart attack.
I'm surprised Andy doesn't need a sleep apnea mask for all the weight on his lungs when he sleeps. He could be using one, but he's never bragged about needing one in a video... yet

 

[30+GameOvers]

He's definitely got a goal. I have a theory about what he wants but its kinda hard to put into words. You ever see a tv show where there's a gag about someones fetish where they say "You're ruining it for me!"?
Andy wants to be treated as a baby and it ruins it for him when people do it unwillingly or imply he doesn't need a diaper. It's his fantasy even. I think one of the reasons he flies into a rage about it is because he's frustrated sexually. Like he has blueballs and can't find a person or hospital that will believe him enough to let him nut on the nurses hand while wiping. Everything has to be just right for Andy or he can't pop, the victim has to willingly do it. Remember that child Andy constantly drew genitalia on stuff during his school years. He's always been sexually frustrated but it's consumed him over time. until all he cares about is diapers. When he was homeless he lugged around 2-3 boxes of Crinkles, his REQUIRED medical devices on the street with his "records".

This fake retard needs to get over himself and just fire up the old internet to relieve himself. People jack off to all sorts of fucked up shit these days and it's considered normal, not only diapers like he's into but baby/retard roleplay too. At some point he's going to have to learn to take the L and just be content with getting his butt wiped, if he's lucky.

oh yeah. dude's turning 40 and he's over 400 lbs. He's speed running toward a stroke or heart attack.
I'm surprised Andy doesn't need a sleep apnea mask for all the weight on his lungs when he sleeps. He could be using one, but he's never bragged about needing one in a video... yet

He's going to have a heart attack in his sleep one night and nobody is going to notice he's dead until he starts stinking up the place. Good riddance, this is all he deserves.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

He's going to have a heart attack in his sleep one night and nobody is going to notice he's dead until he starts stinking up the place. Good riddance, this is all he deserves.

They'll know he's dead when he goes a morning without screaming for someone to change him, although death would mean he'd shit himself one last time.

May Andy Ditch be buried face down with his face in a used diaper.

 

[pyrogon]

This feels like a Bob Chandler situation all over again except Janet was actually a good person unlike Bob

Jesus Christ he couldn't stop for even a second
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I hate this fucking piece of shit so god damn much. Give me autism and MATI downdoots idc my hatred for this fat fucking parasite is unreal.

 

[FattyMcFatterson]

You must not know Andy's story very well. They cannot get him into places, at least locally. Why? He has quite literally shit on any and all help. Why do you think they're currently worried about housing him right now? It's because he purposefully blew it all to pieces. He's aggressive for no particular reason. Gets bored and picks fights with people even when everything is going his way, and if not, throws giant fits if they're not willing to wipe his ass.

I saw some of his videos on YouTube a while back, getting kicked out of a hospital and the like. Guess he has to move to a Care Home or Homeless Shelter farther away then. Better for his family too!

And if he really is that Tarded, then he needs Social Workers to help him. Bet he will love OT where he is forced to take part in tasks of daily living like self diaper changing. I think his biggest issue is he hasnt been in a situation where he is made to "do the thing". Though Chris Chan was when they were locked up and theyre still fucked up - but not as much as Andy. Imagine; being more fucked up than a literal motherfucker...