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[PunkinMan]

Pooner talks about her very manly skincare routine.

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Ok, so I NEVER want to hear that women have a complicated skin care routine. When I was presenting female this is my routine: shower with cleanser. Maybe an exfoliating scrub once a week.

My current skin care routine: •7:00 am, shower •7:20 am, facial scrub and exfoliating wash •7:30 am, minoxidil to face and on hair line where uncle is losing his hair •6:45 pm, post gym shower (if applicable) with facial cleanser and pre-acne wash •7:20 pm, shave or derma-roller depending on the day •7:30 pm, minoxidil evening application

And I WANT to do this. Like it feels good to do it. I never cared much before so long as I didn’t break out. I added because I heard T makes you more acne-prone and increases skin oils.

This is likely going to change. I shave to keep away peach fuzz, but once that goes away I plan to grow out my facial hair.

But the idea that women have complicated skin care routines is just silly.

Here's what I do for my skin care.

Scrub my face until it's red and burns a little.
Throw semi-scalding water on my face.

Done.

 

[Sean Andalou]

That one dude is just 100% playing that pooner like a fiddle and telling her what she wants to hear.

Absolutely.
But what a way to get some pussy.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I have a nature versus nurture question: do pooners have a genetic disorder that causes both poonerism and inability to paragraph? Or do primary school teachers sniff out future pooners and exclude them from every English class that explains what paragraphs are and why they are used?

There's an above average chance that these pooners are one or more of these things: autistic, lower IQ due to puberty blockers/chance and thus not fitting in with their peers, lazy, underage, only using chat apps for writing, using drugs recreationally and claiming it's medicinal. Basically, it's a perfect storm for dumb paragraphs or run on sentences.

How do the people screaming "Men are men and women are women, it's common sense!!" not realize that they're doing the exact same thing as people who used to scream about phrenology proving that Black people deserve to be enslaved?? "Common sense" to these people literally just means "it activates my amygdala." That's all they're saying.

Guys, I think we're looking at this all wrong: he's arguing we should make anyone who wants to be trans work in a labor camp, the best equivalent we have to slavery today. Pooners in one camp, troons in another, all slaving away at various menial tasks (that don't involve touching food or other consumables). Also, filmed fights and released for entertainment.

The irony is the guy is a massive coomer that frequently commissions art of incredibly misogynistic, sexist art. Legitimately sexualized shit with text like "Women are property/Don't deserve rights" etc. And I'm the misogynist for not agreeing with him and his tranny partner.

That's a lot of self hate he's projecting on to you. He's likely going to troon out soon himself.

Here's what I do for my skin care.

Scrub my face until it's red and burns a little.
Throw semi-scalding water on my face.

Done.

Fun fact: males and females have different skin and can differ in products that work for them because of it. Please take care of your face male kiwis, shaving can stress it out and you need to mog trannies and lolcows who don't take care of themselves.

 

[Caesar]

There's an above average chance that these pooners are one or more of these things: autistic, lower IQ due to puberty blockers/chance and thus not fitting in with their peers, lazy, underage, only using chat apps for writing, using drugs recreationally and claiming it's medicinal. Basically, it's a perfect storm for dumb paragraphs or run on sentences.

you forgot essentially experimental use of cross sex hormones frying their brans

 

[Sean Andalou]

A new subreddit has been created. Bookmark this one.

I'm counting this as an L, because it will be a repository of Ls.

Reddit -- Archive

I've wanted to create a safe place and place to gather resources and advice for fat trans feminine folks, so I made r/FatTransFem!

It's a work in progress, but I wanted to post here for those who are interested!

The new subreddit ==> r/FatTransFem

Nothing here yet.


Link to the questionnaire
One of the questions is:

Would you be interested in being a mod? If so, leave your username!

 

[Nigger Respecter]

A subreddit for fat trannies will be the first one whose userbase is 100% mods

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

OP detransitions because being a tranny is hard. Thoughts?

I'm not exactly schadenfreude about all this, but I'm hoping life gets better for him as an evil cis chud like us.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

Here's what I do for my skin care.

Scrub my face until it's red and burns a little.
Throw semi-scalding water on my face.

Done.

I grew up with nothing but sisters and they had a million hair and skin products and I'm just over here with a bar of soap. To this day they're mad that my skin is clear and theirs isn't.

 

[Stan]

Pooner talks about her very manly skincare routine.

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Ok, so I NEVER want to hear that women have a complicated skin care routine. When I was presenting female this is my routine: shower with cleanser. Maybe an exfoliating scrub once a week.

My current skin care routine: •7:00 am, shower •7:20 am, facial scrub and exfoliating wash •7:30 am, minoxidil to face and on hair line where uncle is losing his hair •6:45 pm, post gym shower (if applicable) with facial cleanser and pre-acne wash •7:20 pm, shave or derma-roller depending on the day •7:30 pm, minoxidil evening application

And I WANT to do this. Like it feels good to do it. I never cared much before so long as I didn’t break out. I added because I heard T makes you more acne-prone and increases skin oils.

This is likely going to change. I shave to keep away peach fuzz, but once that goes away I plan to grow out my facial hair.

But the idea that women have complicated skin care routines is just silly.

Lil pooner… your skin care routine got more complicated because the T is making your skin oilier, causing unwanted hair loss, makes you sweat more, and it’s giving you acne. And now you have to do this routine to maintain your skin when you used to have to do very little.

 

[Summer of George]

6'2" 270#. absolute unit. Imagine being the poor bastard seated next to "her".

I'd march inside and tell the gate agent I've changed my mind, I'd actually rather just stay in town...

Spoiler: some glamour shots of this genetic dead end

throwing a dress on over gross jeans and shoes:


messy house in the background:


the forehead/jaw combo that's a tale as old as time:


height difference versus his sister(?) - dude looks like an uglier Conan O'Brien:

 

[Paper Machete]

Thoughts?

"Woe is me, oh, woe is me. Life is so hard. I'm in constant danger of being sent to the tranny debtor's prison because no one will hire me! I simply cannot go on any longer! Oh woe, woe!"

 

[Caesar]

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6'2" 270#. absolute unit. Imagine being the poor bastard seated next to "her".
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I'd march inside and tell the gate agent I've changed my mind, I'd actually rather just stay in town...

Spoiler: some glamour shots of this genetic dead end

throwing a dress on over gross jeans and shoes:
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messy house in the background:
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the forehead/jaw combo that's a tale as old as time:
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height difference versus his sister(?) - dude looks like an uglier Conan O'Brien:
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unspoilered photo passes better than most tbh

 

[Potato Burrito]

Men can’t be women = blacks should be enslaved!

I've been saving this meme for the right time. Close enough.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

6'2" 270#. absolute unit. Imagine being the poor bastard seated next to "her".

It’s often the biggest, most (autistically) masculine dudes who want to troon out. I posted a picture of one I saw irl who must be near 7 feet tall. Just like pooners are not uncommonly 4’11.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It’s often the biggest, most masculine dudes who want to troon out. I posted a picture of one I saw irl who must be near 7 feet tall. Just like pooners are not uncommonly 4’11.

I can't think of the last time I saw one under 6 feet. Considering the USA average for men is still around 5'10, what are the odds?

 

[Fagguccine]

Pooner talks about her very manly skincare routine.

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Ok, so I NEVER want to hear that women have a complicated skin care routine. When I was presenting female this is my routine: shower with cleanser. Maybe an exfoliating scrub once a week.

My current skin care routine: •7:00 am, shower •7:20 am, facial scrub and exfoliating wash •7:30 am, minoxidil to face and on hair line where uncle is losing his hair •6:45 pm, post gym shower (if applicable) with facial cleanser and pre-acne wash •7:20 pm, shave or derma-roller depending on the day •7:30 pm, minoxidil evening application

And I WANT to do this. Like it feels good to do it. I never cared much before so long as I didn’t break out. I added because I heard T makes you more acne-prone and increases skin oils.

This is likely going to change. I shave to keep away peach fuzz, but once that goes away I plan to grow out my facial hair.

But the idea that women have complicated skin care routines is just silly.

The way actual men do skincare is we wash our face with tapwater (because unlike most places, ours is clean and doesn't have shit in it), I do it with soap but some might not.

This reminds me. I recently had a moment with an acquaintance that cut me off and tried to out me to people as a raging misogynistic. Because I didn't agree with him that trans women are women. I gave the usual talking points of seeing it as inherently sexist and that got turned into "I'm a misogynist that wants to speak for women and not give them a platform to speak for themselves."

The irony is the guy is a massive coomer that frequently commissions art of incredibly misogynistic, sexist art. Legitimately sexualized shit with text like "Women are property/Don't deserve rights" etc. And I'm the misogynist for not agreeing with him and his tranny partner.

Not really a tranny posting their own L but this reminded me, thought it'd be funny to share.

Coomers simp for anything vaguley female shaped because they know that 99% of the time they're too pathetic to be given the time of day by a woman.

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6'2" 270#. absolute unit. Imagine being the poor bastard seated next to "her".
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I'd march inside and tell the gate agent I've changed my mind, I'd actually rather just stay in town...

Spoiler: some glamour shots of this genetic dead end

throwing a dress on over gross jeans and shoes:
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messy house in the background:
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the forehead/jaw combo that's a tale as old as time:
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height difference versus his sister(?) - dude looks like an uglier Conan O'Brien:
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Another incel turned tranny because if you can't get a gf, you become the gf or whatever the fuck they say.

 

[Paper Machete]

I can't think of the last time I saw one under 6 feet. Considering the USA average for men is still around 5'10, what are the odds?

People who are outside the average in height (over for men and under for women) tend to have something going on upstairs. Genuinely. It should be studied as some sort of genetic link.

Short Kings stay #winning, indeed. /sneed

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

"Prove to me you can at least mimic an approximation of a sane, healthy life before I help you destroy your body."

"THIS IS GATEKEEPING."

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(This got removed from the ftm subreddit so im posting it here, i didnt realize it was venting)

Im on the verge of giving up. I know it "gets better", but its gonna take so long and i simply cant handle it that long. My dysphoria is getting worse every day to the point where i have to be distracted by games or videos 24/7 in order to not be dysphoric and depressed every single minute of the day. I was really imagining such a good life but it all got destroyed when my doctor (psychologist) started gatekeeping. I have to be very careful about what i tell him because i dont wanna get locked up in a psych ward again (i was there for reasons around school, weird i know). But i made the mistake of telling him that i used to be fat and very insecure. Now he thinks that the reason for my years long terrible GENDER DYSPHORIA is that i was fat growing up. He also spoke with my mom for at least an hour and i dont know what she told him. She doesnt know much because i didnt come out until maybe 2 years ago but i was struggling for so long at that point. We never really talk about it because since my dysphoria is so bad, i start crying, telling her how terrible it is and that i need help, but she starts arguing with me that i just feel too sorry for myself, and then the conversation turns to the fact that im failing school again because thats all she cares about. The doctor just told me that theres no way im starting T this year, that he has to know me for a longer time and he also expects me to be stable, function and socialize like a normal person without any help. I wanna give up because before i get access to T, im gonna end up locked up somewhere again, but this time not because of school. And the life saving medication that i need is only gonna get delayed and denied more and more because i will be doing even worse than now

 

[Fagguccine]

"Prove to me you can at least mimic an approximation of a sane, healthy life before I help you destroy your body."

"THIS IS GATEKEEPING."

As someone who has an interest in going into this field, its incredibly important to make sure that the person you're dealing with, especially when it comes to doing things like transitioning is in a stable frame of mind, "dysphoria" tends to come from something else, and he probably has the right idea in saying its because she's fat, almost every pooner I've known of has some form of weight issue. Knowing that this pooner in particular has struggles functioning like a normal human being she, under no circumstances should be able to destroy her body with hormones as she clearly isn't mentally stable enough to make those decisions. There's a reason she got locked up in a psych ward and its clear she's not recovered either.

 

[Mike Patton Official]

There's this guy (MtF) i know whose bluesky/twitter accounts are literally him going "I'm gonna kill myself" to "God I'm so fucking hot" back to "i'm an unlovable piece of shit" to "my hip-to-waist-ratio is better than cis women's so take that!!!!" and "being trans is a blessing and I've never been happier" and circling back to "I'm gonna kill myself with xanax and alcohol tonight".

I'm not fucking joking. I just can't share the actual account because it would lead back to me pretty easily if he or one of his friends saw this.

Also he sexually harrassed multiple women because "we're bestiesss we're just girlies hanging out so it's ok for me to touch your tits!". Those girls are woke retards so they didn't even process what actually happened.

edit: forgot to mention he is poly and a furry