Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Doug S said:
🚨 My First Prisoning 🚨

I committed the crime of pointing out that Ford and their employees contributed money to Trump and Republicans. I spent countless hours researching this (copying and pasting a link). And I made reference to Rick’s V6 Ford Mustang.

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It's true, he hasn't owned a V6 in years. Susan is powered by a mighty 2 cylinder 2-stroke lawnmower engine, with boost applied by putting your feet through the rust holes in the floor and going full Fred Flintstone.

Except when Fred Flintstone gets home, Wilma has sex with him. Also Fred Flintstone is employed. And a loving father. Pat gets mogged by a literal caveman.
 
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Divine right to rule said:
Keep us posted on your incoming imprisonment.
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Spunt said:
Pat gets mogged by a literal caveman.
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It’s pretty funny that I wasn’t responding to Pat but he decides to come around and hop in to prison me. I don’t check in on Pat at all. I see what his alogs post but I’ve gone to his profile once and that’s when I learned I was blocked. Obvious stalker child behavior

He blocked me a long time ago and I think it was because I laughed at Snackie’s made up LARP about TorSwats.

So not only does he block me, he feels it necessary to prison me from behind a block…on a tweet he’s not even tagged in. There is no escaping The Shadow of Obesity.
 
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*"I am fat guy"
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Doug S said:
🚨 My First Prisoning 🚨

I committed the crime of pointing out that Ford and their employees contributed money to Trump and Republicans. I spent countless hours researching this (copying and pasting a link). And I made reference to Rick’s V6 Ford Mustang.

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I know we like getting him riled up but it is a V8 car.

It looks like that because it's Bullitt which ironically took the look of a stripped down V6 model

He's posted at least one photo of the hood open and you can see the 8 runners on the intake manifold.
 

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It doesnt matter if the Rustang is a V6 or a V8 because either way it’s one of the worst generations of a car model designed to be a grocery getter for women.
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Sure it’s not advertised for women anymore, but it’s now advertised for kings of the trailer park or rotting boomers with terrible relationships with their kids, which is arguably worse.
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In 2025 driving a Saturn is more respectable than driving a “stang”.

Addition: My point being that Rick fits all three demographics and a secret fourth one that hasn't dropped yet. The shitty rusty "unemployed and living out of your means 10 years ago" car is literally the perfect car for him.
 
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It doesnt matter if the Rustang is a V6 or a V8 because either way it’s one of the worst generations of a car model designed to be a grocery getter for women.
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Sure it’s not advertised for women anymore, but it’s now advertised for kings of the trailer park or rotting boomers with terrible relationships with their kids, which is arguably worse.
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In 2025 driving a Saturn is more respectable than driving a “stang”.

Addition: My point being that Rick fits all three demographics and a secret fourth one that hasn't dropped yet. The shitty rusty "unemployed and living out of your means 10 years ago" car is literally the perfect car for him.
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but he said his car is a collector's vehicle, stalker. it's already appreciating as we speak. while you will only depreciate in prison. enjoy.
 
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Doug S said:
🚨 My First Prisoning 🚨

I committed the crime of pointing out that Ford and their employees contributed money to Trump and Republicans. I spent countless hours researching this (copying and pasting a link). And I made reference to Rick’s V6 Ford Mustang.

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Let us know how prison is! Pat seems to think it's really nice as he's so sure you'll enjoy it!
Spunt said:
Except when Fred Flintstone gets home, Wilma has sex with him. Also Fred Flintstone is employed. And a loving father. Pat gets mogged by a literal caveman.
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To be fair most men are mogged by Fred Flintstone. Loving wife and family, lives next door to his best friend, steady job, able to maintain a social life despite having a family (and without letting it affect his ability to be a family man), an avid sportsman, Fred's got it all.
 
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