Bad webcomics

[Ghostse]

Alright, time for me to finally share more cutesy slop. Apparently FloatySpaceCat’s series is called the Wigglyverse, and I was right about it being around for a while. Specifically five years. Here’s the history and development of it.

Good post but there is no way I'm bothering to read all that troon nonsense.

 

[Azsunyx]

Apparently FloatySpaceCat’s series is called the Wigglyverse, and I was right about it being around for a while. Specifically five years. Here’s the history and development of it.

Kol at the cane

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Kol at the cane

According to “Jacob’s” instagram stories, she had an S-shaped spine as a teenager that has since been fixed, so on some level I can forgive the mobility aid. Though it absolutely adds to how godawful all of her sonas look.

 

[Azsunyx]

According to “Jacob’s” instagram stories, she had an S-shaped spine as a teenager that has since been fixed, so on some level I can forgive the mobility aid. Though it absolutely adds to how godawful all of her sonas look.

Defeats the purpose of using animal characters when you make the 1:1 self-insert that obvious. Without reading a single word you can tell that every comic will be a therapy session for her to complain about her personal problems.

 

[Surfin Terf]

According to “Jacob’s” instagram stories, she had an S-shaped spine as a teenager that has since been fixed, so on some level I can forgive the mobility aid. Though it absolutely adds to how godawful all of her sonas look.

50% of pooners lie about having disabilities that require canes.

 

[Anonitolia]

shitty fallenchungus clone presents: the most low-effort strawmen known to man


alongside some very strange complaints


and obligatory preaching about… “intersexism?”

this is all so childish and actively braindead that I thought it was some poor groomed kid doing it, but no:




it’s a fucking otherkin hy/hym pooner ancom journalist that’s racked up 1,000+ posts on bluesky in 6 months


who posts a lot about jacking off, fetishes, being horny, and poooooorn






and is, of course, autistic





as well as narcissistic? or just so pornsick that she can’t think about herself without wanting to fuck said self


who am I kidding, I’m talking about a pooner journalist. of course she’s narcissistic and pornsick

I refuse to include all of the Gotham shipping sperging here because it is ENDLESS and completely average (and expected of an obsessive tumblr fujoshi), but there’s a lot of it on her bluesky. here is a mere taste of this woman’s passionate love for Gotham City and its inhabitants

Spoiler: some extra highlights from her bluesky account because I’m very bored

made a “stone queer” flag?


apparently she does this a lot, has an entire straw page dedicated to it (that won’t load on my browser, but I’ll assume it still exists and is important to her because she pinned it to the top of her page)

very funny that she uses the term “vexillology” at all because these are minimalist drawings at best and basically all of the flags she makes fail on multiple levels

additionally, paranoia seems to be her “thing.” She brings it up multiple times, very sparsely, on random occasions. Claims to have it and made a “creature” for it (like that autism creature thing). Given that her average complaints are almost always towards people that don’t exist I suppose this should have been obvious, but I’m so used to deranged retards (without any claims of paranoia) speaking this way that I never even considered it a possibility lol.


Batman is trans because he wears tight pants


some more typical TERFsperging as a refreshing break from the more unique schizophrenia


credits people for certain poses. lmao.


I can’t even begin to understand these ones, i’m not stupid enough



some decent encapsulations of what her feed generally looks like:


(no, that John Oliver swoon is not a joke, she actually watches that shit and has gone out of her way to retweet the official account)


she is such a lazy artist that she used a base (pre-drawn outline) for her fursona’s reference sheet:


almost forgot to mention that she has a thing about (one of) her fictional husbando(s) being white. as in, she cannot accept that he is white and keeps blackwashing him and/or complaining about it:


anyways, that’s everything I felt like looking through for now. There is probably more, but I do not have the energy for it. there was something about this girl still being “closeted” in 2020 that I wanted to dig into, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to keep going after scouring most of her bluesky and killing a bunch of my brain cells for the sake of shocking myself. Good luck to those with a stronger will and better defense of their brain cells who wish to tackle such a thing

 

[Ghostse]

shitty fallenchungus clone presents: the most low-effort strawmen known to man

Pooners were a mistake.

 

[biggnigghog]

The guy who makes "El Goonish Shive"? At a glance, it doesn't look like he's trooned out yet, but given the material he creates, I would be more surprised if he didn't.

He apparently identifies as "Gender Casual"/"Non Committal Shrug", whatever that means.

 

[Caligura]

Uh oh, Tats has evolved. Now he's using soyjaks from 2021!

 

[Ed Special]

Uh oh, Tats has evolved. Now he's using soyjaks from 2021!

That's far from the most dated internet meme he's referencing here. Archaic Rap dates back to before he went full Dangerhair RadFem.

 

[AnOminous]

Uh oh, Tats has evolved. Now he's using soyjaks from 2021!

The other meme is from 2009. Or 1793 if you consider its origin.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Isecomix (also known as the "Hot Blind Wife Guy") is the male equivalent Pizzacake for posting blatant horny content to r/comics to drive traffic to his nsfw patreon. He's on the fast track to becoming the newest professional victim/hornyposter of the subreddit. His entire schtick is as follows:

1. His wife is hot
2. His wife is also blind
3. He doesn't wear a shirt

That is all the defining traits of his comics, and what all the jokes boil down to. To the point where people are starting to clown on him for it,


so he started responding to his "haters" in a very Pizzacake-esque fashion. He has the Rekieta coomer brainworm that goes "Yeah, I have sex, so what?" and he likes to bring it up whenever possible like it's some brag. Then he wonders why normal people think that's a weird thing to brag about, because most of us aren't in high school. Even the queen of r/comics herself came and blessed us with her opinion.


He also uses MS paint tier edits, always using blue, to censor his shit. So its very obvious when its an edited version of a lewd image and makes it even more blatant what the original intent of the drawing was from the start. Here are some examples that are especially egregious.

It all seems so bizarrely tryhard. So much so that it's more pathetic than Ellen is in a way because he's just publicly fetishizing his disabled wife, that quite literally cannot see what he posts of her online. At least Ellen is doing it to herself because she's into polyamory and obviously has some kind of fantasy about being hatefucked. It makes me wonder if his wife is aware of what he does on Reddit. Or if she's blind, or real at all. I will definitely be keeping an eye on this dude.

 

[Ghostse]

That is all the defining traits of his comics, and what all the jokes boil down to. To the point where people are starting to clown on him for it,

Eh, I mean I can't really get overly mad when the joke is just "I'm horny" and its not completely degen behavior

so he started responding to his "haters" in a very Pizzacake-esque fashion.

oh. NM then. Cow confirmed.

If he actually had a hot & blind wife, he'd be too busy fucking her to slapfight with retards on Reddit.

 

[CoolFool]

I'm curious to see what he and his wife look like, I have a hunch they're both ugly and nothing like the comic portrays.

It makes me wonder if his wife is aware of what he does on Reddit.

I've seen this guys stuff before and wondered the same thing, in the comments he has clarified that she is not only aware, but she loves it.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

he's just publicly fetishizing his disabled wife,

Is there a connection between an artist having a blind character and fetishizing them? Twice is coincidence; one more and we'll have a pattern.

 

[Local Wordmason]

I'm curious to see what he and his wife look like, I have a hunch they're both ugly and nothing like the comic portrays.

I've seen this guys stuff before and wondered the same thing, in the comments he has clarified that she is not only aware, but she loves it.

You're probably right, but I also wouldn't be surprised if she is actually hot, and he got lucky that she couldn't see how bad of a deal she was getting.

Is there a connection between an artist having a blind character and fetishizing them? Twice is coincidence; one more and we'll have a pattern.

I guess I didn't mean to imply he's fetishizing his wife because she's blind. As much as he's fetishizing his wife who is also blind. Which you would think would be something incidental to posting horny comics, but it sure tends to be a running theme about the sole two traits (hot and blind) he assigns to her. I just think someone that was blind would probably not want to be constantly referred to as "my blind wife" because it seems a little dehumanizing, like the kind of shit people fawn over with blind anime characters. Most disabled people don't want to be defined by their disability.

 

[The greater a'tuin]

so he started responding to his "haters" in a very Pizzacake-esque fashion. He has the Rekieta coomer brainworm that goes "Yeah, I have sex, so what?" and he likes to bring it up whenever possible like it's some brag. Then he wonders why normal people think that's a weird thing to brag about, because most of us aren't in high school. Even the queen of r/comics herself came and blessed us with her opinion.

He is a lecherous coal poster for sure, but I feel the redditoids are only attacking what they view as a straight male embracing his sexuality.

 

[Ghostse]

He is a lecherous coal poster for sure, but I feel the redditoids are only attacking what they view as a straight male embracing his sexuality.

I think its more about catching strays for the obvious hornybait posting a lot of the comic 'creators' engage in.

 

[CoolFool]

Did some more digging on the male pizzacake comic artist, what I learned after a 5 minute lazy read through of his profile:

- His wife is aware of the comic and actually helps him with it. She gives him ideas and "reigns him in" because apparently he would be much more word-y and not funny, if not for her.

- She okay'd him making horny & lewd comics about her, she was excited about the prospect, her only condition was that he draw her hot and her butt "very big".

- She is almost completely blind and has been since birth, so she has no idea how ugly her husband is

- They have a young daughter and she is sometimes featured in his comics
- They are from Brazil, which explains why his comments and sometimes his comics sound a little off.
- He said his shirt is always off because it's very hot in Brazil
- He draws about his family and wife because that's all he knows and has experience with.

 

[Anonitolia]

doodle_duckii

update: a month and a half later and she's declining really fast, to the point where I felt the need to post about it
her amount of "alters" has more than doubled, with three of the new alters being "littles". It is worth noting that this sixteen year-old is in such a mentally bad place that she's regressing to childhood before hers is even over. I won't even touch on the "pet regressor," I can only hope it's part of a phase and not her actually deteriorating to the point where she is now randomly acting like a pet dog.

Additionally, her "main self" has supposedly not "surfaced" since the end of March? I think I'm understanding that right. Pluralspeak is too convoluted for me to remember accurately, but I think that's what this means.


The reason why I'm taking this semi-seriously is because of her art, especially her vent art, which is becoming increasingly hard to read and near-constantly mentions persistent amnesia or wanting to die.

Spoiler: vent art (there's a lot of it)

If this post is to be believed, whatever happened to fuck her up the most happened in 2018:

which wouldn't explain sudden and steep deterioration in the last two months. Additionally, I'm almost certain she was molested: on top of the event being mentioned in the context of her family, as well as her previously mentioning hypersexuality, I've noticed that she's been labeling completely innocent art (like the sketch below) as having "sexual connotations" as well as constantly censoring the word sex any time it appears.


I won't harp on this kid anymore, I feel bad for her but I can't give her too much sympathy and don't want to clog the thread with her downward spiral. She's actively rejecting help, blowing up at people when they offer it and refusing to take responsibility for getting worse (I've so far seen her blame Trump, the world as a whole, her injuries, an ex, medication, and an old system (apparently she's had two?) for her deteriorating state of mind), and I'm convinced she will either grow out of this or die trying. She keeps sticking in my mind, though. I don't know why.