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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph šŸ· happen?

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sufferhorse said:
he is staying at that whore house that has a hotel on the 1st floor. some fan already caught him there last year. during visitation. he kinda bounces between this place and merrie jane's house.
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I remember that, the room had a stripper pole in it. Tiny little room set up like a studio apartment with the jacuzzi and toilet at one end, not even a separate bathroom. Customer reviews of the place said the water was brown, the jacuzzi didnā€™t drain and the bedsheets had stains. I wish I had saved the pics.

edit: I found 2 of the pics of Ralphā€™s whorehouse/hotel. These are from last Sept.

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one end of the room

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and the other, jacuzzi end. Note the tasteful art on the wall and centrally located stripper pole. This is where Ralphā€™s lil pecker caught gonorrhea recently, I believe.
 
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Seaside Ronin said:
Ralph pretending to care about his kids never fails to make me laugh. It's my personal favorite of the Ralphalies catalog.
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Working extensively with criminals, its amazing. They ALL say how much they care about their kids, especially when it comes time for sentencing. Now they didn't care enough to actually be a part of their lives, pay child support, or stay out of jail to care for their kids...but damn, judges do hear how much they sure want to be there for their kids.
 
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JAKL II said:
Ralph's absolute shameless lack of accountability.

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Another point in the "he planned on missing Saturday" tally. There'd be no reason to expect a delay to occur considering he left Merida yesterday. If his flight arrived 30 minutes before the border closed, that'd make sense, but he had an entire day to get through. There'd be no reason to sow the "if I do miss it" seeds in his circumstance unless he intended to miss it.

Why in God's name does he even bother with the "Ahh love mah son" shit anyways? Faith knows he doesn't. He knows he doesn't. The alogs know he doesn't. Who is he trying to sway here? There's nothing that comes to mind as to how Ralph can convince anyone he cares about Xander outside of cutting all ties and writing a letter that says "I love you son. Protect your mother and don't follow my path." The fact he continues this charade, which he hates and absolutely views as a hassle, for the sake of xitter posts is beyond me.
 
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HackerX said:
Another point in the "he planned on missing Saturday" tally. There'd be no reason to expect a delay to occur considering he left Merida yesterday. If his flight arrived 30 minutes before the border closed, that'd make sense, but he had an entire day to get through. There'd be no reason to sow the "if I do miss it" seeds in his circumstance unless he intended to miss it.

Why in God's name does he even bother with the "Ahh love mah son" shit anyways? Faith knows he doesn't. He knows he doesn't. The alogs know he doesn't. Who is he trying to sway here? There's nothing that comes to mind as to how Ralph can convince anyone he cares about Xander outside of cutting all ties and writing a letter that says "I love you son. Protect your mother and don't follow my path." The fact he continues this charade, which he hates and absolutely views as a hassle, for the sake of xitter posts is beyond me.
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he has stated that he does it out of spite. Same as being back on the child support payments but not enough to get in trouble, as a way to punish the vickers. again, he has stated this multiple times.
he was beggin vickers to get the mexican diddler to adopt xander so he could stop paying like 2 years ago
 
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It's Cinco de Mayo weekend, of course the border is going to be crazy. There's a couple possible explanations he'll use when he flakes again, 1) that bitch whore Faith refused to reschedule (and why should she, Sunday is a family day and they'd agreed to a Saturday visitation) so why not just cut his losses and stay in Tijuana, or 2) the crossing was swamped again, so why not just cut his losses and stay in Tijuana, or some combination of the two. Either way I find it unlikely he'll make it to Sandy Eggo and tbh I doubt that it was ever a priority in the first place.

Why not celebrate the Independence Day of the country his daddy didn't give him by doing drugs and fucking prostitutes in a brothel instead of spending time with his kid.
 
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sufferhorse said:
he has stated that he does it out of spite. Same as being back on the child support payments but not enough to get in trouble, as a way to punish the vickers. again, he has stated this multiple times.
he was beggin vickers to get the mexican diddler to adopt xander so he could stop paying like 2 years ago
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Yeah, yeah. I know he claims it's purely spite, but there's gotta be more to it. Ralph is trading time, money, bandwidth, and fake caring for the sole purpose of getting Ralph 2 and alogs to dislike him??? Obviously the normal human response is "get over it bro" or "it's not worth it", but that doesn't work on the Ralphamale. I guess that's what makes him the Ralphamale.

I just don't understand how he hasn't given up already. Spite is an emotion and emotions naturally fade over time. On one hand you could think "maybe Ralph really does love his son", but then you see him missing today, Christmas (crying to a judge about it), or any of those other times he didn't show up. That's not even considering the only gift he's given is a picture of Sandra and Ralph did that that because he thought he was being sentimental instead of a retard. (I guess there was the Switch, but don't think that ever happened)
 
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Job or no job, Faith can still have plans that don't necessarily involve waiting all day for a pigman to deign to be present for his scheduled visitation after he's done a multi-country tour of whorehouses. I know you have main character syndrome, but you're also NEET who claims to be extremely busy.

Spare me the pearl-clutching about never celebrating misfortunes with people's children. You've celebrated miscarriages.
 
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HackerX said:
Yeah, yeah. I know he claims it's purely spite, but there's gotta be more to it. Ralph is trading time, money, bandwidth, and fake caring for the sole purpose of getting Ralph 2 and alogs to dislike him??? Obviously the normal human response is "get over it bro" or "it's not worth it", but that doesn't work on the Ralphamale. I guess that's what makes him the Ralphamale.

I just don't understand how he hasn't given up already. Spite is an emotion and emotions naturally fade over time. On one hand you could think "maybe Ralph really does love his son", but then you see him missing today, Christmas (crying to a judge about it), or any of those other times he didn't show up. That's not even considering the only gift he's given is a picture of Sandra and Ralph did that that because he thought he was being sentimental instead of a retard. (I guess there was the Switch, but don't think that ever happened)
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He will do what ever he can to punish Faith. So he will keep up the bullshit act to make her waste her weekends and keep himself inserted in to their lives.

The only reason he doesn't push more for visitation of Rozy is traveling to upstate NY would cost real money and he is a broke bish. For Xander he can fly some cheap 3rd world airline with 3 layovers to TJ and then walk across to Sandy Eggo. If Faith moved to someplace that was more expensive to get to then that would be the end of those visits. .
 
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jewsernotfound said:
gunty can't stop creeping on people. look at the levels of filth on the chair in front of the gunt here...jfc

also, is that bitch sitting on a napkin so she doesn't leave a snail-trail on that chair? whoa.

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he's clearly back on xans now that he's back from colombia
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Jesus Christ @theralph stop taking creepshots of people you grotesque disgusting pig.

Sammich said:
for the love of god, you myopic fucks don't keep up with much do you? Even Null has been talking about this.
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I honestly don't get this.
So some tattooed up slattern called a thieving nigglet a nigger for stealing her child's toy. Rightfully so.
Now there's fundraisers setup for her and for the thieving nigglet, and idiotic niggercattle of both sides are parting with their money to in what's apparently a digital age fucking race war????

Honestly good for both of them?
I'm glad she's getting half a million.
I'm glad the thieving nigglet also gets half a million, hopefully this means he doesn't need to steal shit and it goes to college so he can break the cycle to stop being a nigger, like his dad. Oh. What dad? Yeah.

Bizarre. Maybe I'm too eurofag or abo to understand this.

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Did this greasy pig place condoms there intentionally? It has to be deliberate. We're in the syphilitic piggy arc.
 
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