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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,053
Taylor was featured on an instagram page for some shitty online casino, and TJ left this comment. Can anyone parse what this drunk retard is trying to say?
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My attempt to parse retard text:
>Taylor comes to Michigan and he introduces her to family and friends
>He collected her at an airport in Washington DC?
>She was there with some guy that asked if her mom knew about this trip, she replied that she didn't, then took a pic with the guy to send to her mom and then went to the bathroom to take more pics
 
Taylor was featured on an instagram page for some shitty online casino, and TJ left this comment. Can anyone parse what this drunk retard is trying to say?
When Taylor came to Michigan I introduce my family and friends when she came sitting in the Washington DC but sitting around the airport with her and him he asked if your mom know about and she didnt and called that, she then took a pic with to her mom and then she wwnr to the bathroom and took pictures
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@attractive_pneumonia added context to this in sneedchat, during S2 she had joked to her mom about going on 90-day fiancee and afterwards had to clarify to her the truth and had never sent a pic of TJ previously, so this might be related to that although it doesn't explain the mentioning of another guy or bathroom pics.
 
Taylor was featured on an instagram page for some shitty online casino, and TJ left this comment. Can anyone parse what this drunk retard is trying to say?

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His post looks like an AI generated a picture of an Instagram comment and this was the gibberish it came up with. Good to know TJ's just as incoherent online as he is IRL.
 
It's pretty bleak when Airsoftfatty seems to be the only fish/freeloader that Fishtank had a positive impact on.
Fishtank has actually had a positive, often financial impact on a lot of people:
  • Letty came on to break out of her neetdom. She has achieved and become an IP2 streamer. Although questionable she's nevertheless been successful
  • Josie came on to make money and did so, making probably at least 6 figures in total thanks to her whales and fishtank money
  • Vance got to work with MDE and is now their seasonal cameraman, also money.
  • Sylvia made a lot of money off of Fishtank bringing people to her onlyfans, made more on OF in the month after S1 than she did on the show. She's a mother now thanks to a 4chan guy who wanted to have sex with her succeeding in doing it so well that he impregnated her.
  • Jon's a self-destrictive retard but he's done a lot of stuff since S1 albeit retarded. He's got a following and organisation even though he self sabotaged through his actions forcing all the non-retards out. He has successfully swindled many people out of their money, is a Christian grifter, and based cocaine enjoyer.
  • Tai got mores eyes on his comedy career and broke the fishtank
  • Fatty is brought on to be a fat retarded punching bag but the community crowdfunded him a shed to live in and he managed to actually lose weight after Tay yelled at him about being there to be a fat retard
  • Tay went on Fishtank with the goal of promoting her crocheting business and has done so successfully, potentially having earned over 10k from it in addition to over 30k from streaming and fishtank.
  • TJ went on Fishtank with the goal of making money to fix his car AC, which he achieved and also became a man, got the girl, and won 50k
  • Brian got out of his toxic relationship and apparently met a sugar mommy that was a fishtank fan
  • Trish apparently met a sugar daddy that was a fishtank fan
  • Jimmy is Jimmy. But now he has more social connections.
  • Summer had a mental breakdown but also got a relationship out of it and is seemingly doing better now I guess.
  • Binx came on with the goal of expanding her streaming audience and did so, earning those precious whales
  • Mizzy also earned some whales
  • Alexis made over 10k selling her used underwear 🤮
 
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Fishtank has actually had a positive, often financial impact on a lot of people:
So the dudes get nothing besides a small chance at a seasonal job with little stability and no opportunity for career advancement.

The chicks get a chance to become middling streamers for 30-100 viewers.

What do any of them do 10 years from now when they are 40 and can't get by on being e-girls?

Marrying rich fishtank fans does not seem like a sound life strategy to me.
 
There’s actually a good case to be made that your life actively gets worse after fishtank if you go on.
Jimmy's mildly improved. He went back to his apartment in New Hampshire with minor e-fame and new friends. Same can be said for a lot of other former fish/freeloaders who kept their old jobs.

Only 1 or 2 fish per season end up being so exceptional that they get their own thread here. Jon, Summer, Burt and Alex B have that dubious honor.
 
What do any of them do 10 years from now when they are 40 and can't get by on being e-girls?
Better to take a swing at it and see if you can land gold rather than let the opportunity pass you by. Even then, Tay and Trish were always pragmatic and the streams were secondary options to the crochet business or tattoo apprenticeship respectively, Mizzy still does bar tending, its Josie, Letty and Binx that went all-in on streaming.. Most of the fish were in their early 20s which is the exact time frame to be very aggressive and take risks. Burt is the only fish that has been completely and utterly set back by his appearance on fishtank, Alex's problems predate fishtank obviously, its just now getting a spotlight and attention drawn to it.
 
Better to take a swing at it and see if you can land gold rather than let the opportunity pass you by. Even then, Tay and Trish were always pragmatic and the streams were secondary options to the crochet business or tattoo apprenticeship respectively, Mizzy still does bar tending, its Josie, Letty and Binx that went all-in on streaming.. Most of the fish were in their early 20s which is the exact time frame to be very aggressive and take risks. Burt is the only fish that has been completely and utterly set back by his appearance on fishtank, Alex's problems predate fishtank obviously, its just now getting a spotlight and attention drawn to it.
Last I heard Mizzy quit bartending when did she start again? She would probably be the most financially successful fish holding down 4 streams a week and a job.

Everyone else's "success" seems to be amounting to a one time income boost worth 5-35 grand and going back to a normal lowerish income job.

With the help of fishtank you to can become a manager at a Crumbl Cookies near you!

IMO Letty is the closest to actually hitting it big after the show, and even she isnt quite there yet.
 
Everyone else's "success" seems to be amounting to a one time income boost worth 5-35 grand and going back to a normal lowerish income job.
This is true for most people in entertainment though, aside from the cast of Jersey Shore what reality TV show people can you name off the top of your head? I mean actual reality TV, not the scripted psuedo-docmentary kinds like American Chopper or the pawn shop show. Aside from a few lucky ones or those that nepo into the industry most people don't make jack shit.
 
Letty hit big long time, welcome to Thailand
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I thought it kinda looked like Steve Irwin and what looks like a Thai ladyboy, and then Steves doing poppers in the second image.

Then I just remembered what poppers were for and went 'oh!' . I think it might be. He faked his death to chase true love in Thailand.

Is that a shitty joke to make? Sorry, Steve.
 
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