Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

I have no idea how things are done in Britbong land, but that's generally not how it's done in the U.S., most of the time, unless the purchaser and dealer are both stupid. If you do that it the U.S., the postal inspector will quite possibly find it, and the feds will rape both you and the sender.

Most of the time people aren’t buying online, but it’s still commonplace for people to buy online. A couple of years ago I got the hook-up with the guy in Austin who supplies all of the Austin-based podcasters and comedians with their shrooms. (Connection came directly from one such comedian and new customers are only accepted by referral.) Your hook-up texts you a list of codes for different strains of shrooms and their prices. You then purchase via a website that is ostensibly for “online therapy sessions.” You book a date and time slot for therapy that shows a price that corresponds to the strain you want, and book separate sessions for each one you want to buy. You pay at the end as you would on any other e-commerce website.

What shocked and annoyed me was that they only offer shipping via USPS, the least reliable service available.

That said I’m sure Nick gets his shit locally from the disgusting local people he’s connected to on Instagram.

 

[Niggernerd]

At the 33:23 mark, Nick makes some lame joke about Biden signing an 8 year old instead of signing a bill into law. I wonder why he chose that particular age? Funny AND weird! I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Nicks just becoming creepier as time goes on. He'll be full Amos Yee at this rate.

 

[3MMA]

Picture this:
A bunch of Diddleverse losers, smelly gross men with the comedic taste of triply distilled water, congregating in a hotel room to look at dirty photos and text messages of Aaron Imholte.
Pedomania is starting to sound like a masked faggot hookup lucky dip event.
They are all in love with Aaron.

That’s a fetish. That’s pretty far to take it & no longer qualifies as normal shits & giggles. That’s veering into pathological weird as fuck behavior. Sounds like the Diddlerverse losers have a Toe fetish. Anyone know what color of the gay hanky code stands for an inescapable Toe fetish, pathological to the point that a few dozen middle aged men all go into a single hotel room together, forced to safe drop their cellphones & swear to secrecy like some bizarre homosexual club? I think it’s a bait story to draw numbers & attention, but it’s funnier if it’s real. And if it is real, it’s a fetish.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

His $8k property tax bill is due in less than 2 weeks. Lets see if he wants to pay penalties and interest:

https://tax.cptmn.us/PTaxPortal/#/parcelNav/Kandiyohi/&name%3Dlord/27-805-0010/T

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Melton's already blatantly stated "if we're going to jail for hacking we might as well show the documents we got from it at hackamania"

"If we're going to be held criminally liable, we may as well open ourselves up to civil liability too!"
Retardation like this is truly a sight to behold.

He'd also have to have sex with Kayla.

I think you're gonna have to sub in, champ

Not necessarily. Guys, I think we've figured out why Nick has April sequestered in a crack shack.

 

[Kheapathic]

I have a soft spot for PPP's wording to Rekieta, "You let a 0-2 boxer, fuck your wife"

Imagine getting cucked by the IRL Glass Joe.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I say we all throw $50 in the hat and send a kiwi volunteer to Vegas. Besides reporting on what Rekieta is doing (perhaps live stream for the PO to check in on our boy?) our hero will walk around with a megaphone behind Nick announcing his many crimes to curious tourists and disgusted cocktail waitresses alike.

“THIS MAN GAVE HIS NINE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER COCAINE”

“THIS MAN IS A BALLDO WEARING CUCK, WHO LET A PODCAST HOST DEFILE HIS WIFE AND MARITAL VOWS!”

“GUARD YOUR PETS LAS VEGANS! CONFIRMED ANIMAL TORTURER WALKS AMONGST YOU!”

“NICK REKIETAS CHILDREN WENT HUNGRY AND DIRTY SO HE COULD HAVE DEGENERATE SEX WITH A MINNESOTA SIX!”

For extra SEETHE send a female kiwi, of course!

Imagine seeing some lady with megaphone screaming “THIS MAN GAVE HIS NINE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER COCAINE” after a skelly in Jamaica tank top who screams back "AARON ATE MY GOO".

(I wouldn't send a woman there. While PDFmelt wouldn't probably be interested there will be too many creeps)

I don't think it's the camera, I think it's either his computer or his ISP/router/etc. He probably has a few options out there in the sticks, but get it fixed man... Even worse if it is his computer and is just, it needs dusted out or something.

Remember how grimy his desk area is? His operating system is probably the same way, his CPU spikes from all the malware he got downloading cuck porn.

I am still amazed he settled a on laser etch thing. It's not just something you can set up and run especially if you don't go high end. There will be a lot of waste before he hones it in and he'll have to babysit it.

Can you imagine Nick 'honing it in'?

 

[Fapcop]

Can you imagine Nick 'honing it in'?

“KAYLA!! I MADE A PLYWOOD DILDO!!”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"If we're going to be held criminally liable, we may as well open ourselves up to civil liability too!"
Retardation like this is truly a sight to behold.

Melton fans/Aaron a-logs deserve their own thread but nobody cares enough to draft the OP.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

No one too lazy and un-DIY to put a cupboard door back on is going to be able to use a laser engraver, let alone engrave 5000 pieces of anything.

 

[Fapcop]

Imagine seeing some lady with megaphone screaming “THIS MAN GAVE HIS NINE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER COCAINE” after a skelly in Jamaica tank top who screams back "AARON ATE MY GOO".

(I wouldn't send a woman there. While PDFmelt wouldn't probably be interested there will be too many creeps)

On the bright side, the casino where these degenerates will be at, is pretty low class. Attracts a lot of salt of the earth blue collar types, who just want to play the nickel slot machines for a day before they’re back in the grind.

In other words: Absolutely the kind of people who’d beat the shit out of pedo melton and cost Nick a couple of teeth, once they find out what kind of people they are.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!! I GOT A CUPHOLDER FOR YOU RIGHT HERE BUDDY!”*KAPPASMACK*

No one too lazy and un-DIY to put a cupboard door back on is going to be able to use a laser engraver, let alone engrave 5000 pieces of anything.

This is Nick we’re talking about. He’ll just throw money at the problem.

And likely pay some guy 10.000$ for $3000 worth of stuff if he had bought it on Temu/Amazon.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

This is Nick we’re talking about. He’ll just throw money at the problem.

And likely pay some guy 10.000$ for $3000 worth of stuff if he had bought it on Temu/Amazon.

No, he throws money at it while also not thinking about it.

You can get engraved bottle openers for less than a dollar per unit. You can get engraved shot glasses. Oh wow, I just solved the problem, through the magic of "remembering shit I got as favours at events," and I don't even need to turn my kids into a laser engraving sweatshop for it.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I can see the news article title now.
"Spicer Internet Celebrity's Death linked to Carbon Monoxide From Laser Cutter."
Im giggling at the thought of rekieta high on whippits passing out from CO leak while the laser etches his shitty logo on a coater.

 

[Oxyjen]

I can see the news article title now.
"Spicer Internet Celebrity's Death linked to Carbon Monoxide From Laser Cutter."
Im giggling at the thought of rekieta high on whippits passing out from CO leak while the laser etches his shitty logo on a coater.

Huffing nitrous oxide in the vicinity of a burning laser is… probably a good way to die in a garage fire.

 

[Swole McPole]

I have no idea how things are done in Britbong land, but that's generally not how it's done in the U.S., most of the time, unless the purchaser and dealer are both stupid. If you do that it the U.S., the postal inspector will quite possibly find it, and the feds will rape both you and the sender. You are less at risk for getting caught if you buy it in a back ally off George Floyd Blvd.

Did you miss that whole Silk Road thing? The dealers weren't taking the order off the dark web and then meeting you down an alley afterwards. The deliveries came in the post.

Social media apps have made buying illegal drugs about as convenient as ordering pizza.
DM for details: Selling drugs in the Age of Social Media
Drug trafficking in the US by using the mail.

"WSB-TV Atlanta reported that over 150 tons of opioids, cocaine, methamphetamine, and other illicit drugs were shipped through the mail."

 

[StillSpergingOnTheNet]

The funny thing is he could have knocked out the 5k gift immediately by just buying a bunch of rocks glasses with his logo on them, would have been on brand and easy. But he had to snort that money instead I guess.

 

[Lian Xing]

The funny thing is he could have knocked out the 5k gift immediately by just buying a bunch of rocks glasses with his logo on them, would have been on brand and easy. But he had to snort that money instead I guess.

It wouldn't even have been that much per unit in the quantities he would have ordered. He was too lazy to individually ship them out to all 5000 or so. Imagine a social media expert not understanding how merch fulfillment works.

 

[AnOminous]

And likely pay some guy 10.000$ for $3000 worth of stuff if he had bought it on Temu/Amazon.

He's not paying shit to anyone. Why would he cut into his meth budget?

Also he already entirely weaseled out of the "gift." At this point, nobody wants it. All it would be is a painful reminder of the time they were gullible enough to be a paypig to a worthless jerkoff like Nick.

It wouldn't even have been that much per unit in the quantities he would have ordered. He was too lazy to individually ship them out to all 5000 or so. Imagine a social media expert not understanding how merch fulfillment works.

Merch fulfillment is for fools. What a real social media expert does is find a bunch of suckers, steal their money, and never deliver.

"WSB-TV Atlanta reported that over 150 tons of opioids, cocaine, methamphetamine, and other illicit drugs were shipped through the mail."

The fact that a bunch of incredibly stupid morons did something stupid doesn't make it a good idea. Great, now not only are you looking at the feds if you get caught, but some criminal, and you have no idea who that is, knows your address and that you have money and drugs, making you a great burglary or blackmail target.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also he already entirely weaseled out of the "gift." At this point, nobody wants it. All it would be is a painful reminder of the time they were gullible enough to be a paypig to a worthless jerkoff like Nick.

Not to mention no one in his right mind would trust Nick with their dox. At most he still has maybe 100 OG fans left who are retarded enough to do so.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

His $8k property tax bill is due in less than 2 weeks. Lets see if he wants to pay penalties and interest:

https://tax.cptmn.us/PTaxPortal/#/parcelNav/Kandiyohi/&name%3Dlord/27-805-0010/T

Half payable in May, half in October.