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I used to have personal cows that act like this. He probably has some kind of personality disorder and switch between grandiosity and no self esteem
Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
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Right! I'm trying not to divulge too much because I don't want him making his accounts private. I get a good laugh whenever I see his posts. Will keep investigating until he inevitably kills himself or his girlfriend or both.
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Tall men transitioning is bad enough, but two sigma tall men transitioning just mystify me. Bro, do you think they make gowns six feet long? Even if you can find women’s shoes in size 11 that fit they give up the game instantly. This is the class of people who have problems smacking their foreheads on 6’ thresholds and need to seriously consider the maximum length of beds and car legroom as a practical quality of life decision before purchase. How the fuck are they going to get away with being a woman at ‘6 “4 and up? Who is going to find that the least bit credible ever?
Even women on the 1 sigma side of above normal height are clocking in at ‘5 “11. Apart from all the other obvious tells he’s a man, baby, am I supposed to nod and be like “yeah this is one of those 2.3% of women who occupy this insane edge of the bell curve of possible female height but is also well within 1sigma men’s height…? Just from a statistics view and odds that’s nuts to be so gullible
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Are you saying mentally ill people have weird and warped thought patterns which might be exactly why they're classified as mentally ill?
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This just sounds like chronic depression and the doctor is trying to get her to do the things that will actually help with that. Her victim complex is on full display too. You know damned well if she got that T she would just find another thing to blame for all of her problems (transphobes like as not).
I feel bad for the people wasting their time telling her the truth. She's not completely hopeless but going down that road seems to be the one thing she is willing to put effort into.
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I will never respect pooners who are like this. MtFaggots shoot acids into their body for shit and giggles. Their female equivalent are too pussy to inject some gray market hormoness, never mind trying new and radical DIY procedures
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A big haul for you today, Kiwis, so strap on in!
Perhaps the truth can set one too free: a poon laments the cost of perceived maleness, but insists on living her delusions anyway as if serving her ego merits praise.
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Perhaps the truth can set one too free: a poon laments the cost of perceived maleness, but insists on living her delusions anyway as if serving her ego merits praise.
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A TiF rooms with men and is somehow shocked that blue-collar men tend not to be very polite when it comes to women's boundaries. Not that I ever believe sexual assault is justified, but this is literally precisely why single-sex spaces must exist at any cost - but one can only fight so hard to save those who wander into the bramble bushes willingly.
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As it turns out, being a fraud makes other people suspicious of you: this little lassie is having trouble getting housing because her paperwork isn't adding up, and some people don't like liabilities.
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A TiF struggles with feeling nothing during sex. The answer? Butchering her genitals! Truly, this should begin counting as its own class of Darwin Award.
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Uh oh, fetch the itching powder - this FTM is feeling the creepy-crawly sensation of recognizing she is but another fujoshi fetishist like any other. I like that she ended the post with saying she is 5'1", because for some reason troons 'n' poons are comically sexually dysmorphic.i want bottom surgery so bad (nsfw)
id like to believe im living my life as authentically as possible. been out since 13, on T since 19, top surgery in 2020. ive grown into a new person entirely and im so proud of myself. im to the point of my transition where my transness has no say in what i do, usually. its just a thing i dont have to worry about.
since the beginning, ive been questioned about bottom surgery. even right after i came out and went to gamestop, i told a guy that worked there my new name and pronouns (i was pals with him prior) and he said something along the lines of "youre gonna get 'the surgery' right? cus that's the only way you can fully call yourself a guy" or whatever. i thought it was very weird. i just said yes to end the interaction. and after, the thought of bottom surgery has been kind of a... meh. i never cared. i could deal w having a pussy, whatever. periods sucked but once i was on T consistently it didnt matter. i tried an STP packer, and i didnt like it. too messy for me and uncomfortable. packers in general are uncomfortable and im too paranoid of looking like i have a boner bcus idk how penises naturally sit.
im 25 now and have just recently started thinking about bottom surgery, bcus another trans guy i knew got his. at the same time, ive been in a relationship with my partner going on 4 years. they are afab and nonbinary. i have had a weird relationship with sex for all my teenage and adult life, because of multiple traumas and other shit. im learning to finally have a healthy sexual relationship with my current partner. but now ive hit a huge snag: i have absolutely no drive.
ive been off T for a while because my doctor is in Boston and i hate going into town for it (im not very close to boston and i also dont like going outside). esp bcus of work, its hard to find the time. so any drive from the T is just gone. ive felt it naturally a few times here and there, but not nearly as much as my partner wants.
then this realization hit me: i cant enjoy sex. i just cant. i hate anything inside me, even if it feels good, its just weird or hurts. we use toys, vibrators, whatever and thats fine for them. but its not for me. i feel nothing with a piece of silicone. and yeah, half the fun is seeing my partner happy, but seeing my partner happy and all im doing is getting a really tiring arm workout the whole time theyre enjoying themselves, then after i have to lay back and get myself off while they hold me or maybe touch me or something (which i already feel weird about being touched bcus .. i dont like my dick being touched in a pussy way but theres not really much to do abt that unfortunately...) and "enjoy" myself separately from them after theyve already cum and the heat has died down a bit. its like missing something fun because you were at work, but you literally see it right outside happening. it sucks. i get no enjoyment out of sex anymore. i find it a chore and avoid it because i feel nothing. it feels like i get nothing out of it. but imagining being able to actually put myself inside them, feeling it, and possibly even cumming at the same time and not having to just lay next to each other, like 5 miles apart? that sounds ethereal. but ill never get that. at least it feels that way
as i write this part im genuinely on the verge of tears. this isnt about feeling like a real man, this isnt about proving my masculinity. ive already done that without the hardware. but i cant make love to my partner the way i want. ive never cared about this sort of thing before so strongly and bottom surgery has always always been an afterthought. "oh maybe one day!" "idk its just not for me" or whatever. but i feel like.. im missing a part of me that should be there. i wanna jerk off. i wanna feel my partner and even if i cant feel them because of sensitivity complications, i just wanna know that IM inside them. not just a piece of silicone or plastic. not something attached to me by a shitty plastic strap. skin to skin. i want to be able to slip inside the way any man would want to. i dont want to just keep imagining, bcus i cant. i need the real thing.
thinking about it, having a dick, thinking about how i DONT have one, the feeling of hopelessness in my chest, its all so overwhelming. i feel like nothing. i feel like im always going to be nothing. ive always been totally fine without it and been able to work around whatever complications there have been - but now suddenly its extremely important? i dont get it. but i just wish i was normal. i wish i was born the "right way" or whatever. i know realistically i could get this surgery, i live in a state that would likely pay for it. but idk where to start. who to call. i feel like i just got lucky with finding a good top surgeon.
idk man i just. im so fucking tired of being like this bro
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Cannibalism among creepers: when lamenting about the texture of semen as it exits her rectum versus her vagina, a TiF draws the ire of a post-op tranny who feels insulted by her feelings of disgust. Everyone in this story is gross, which makes it one of the best kinds of Ls.
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Trans lady told me idk what I'm talking about
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This happened a while ago. I'm not in the group chat anymore. It doesn't even matter. The fact it bothers me is a me thing. I just want to bitch about it because I didn't stand up for myself when I should have.
I used to be in this group chat full of trans and cis women and all AFAB very fem enbies. So, it was a lot of feminine energy. Which is cool! I had no idea why I was invited, but I got to see nudes all the time and everyone seemed cool at first. Until they all ignored me, always reprimanded me, and treated me like shit.
There was a ton of drama around how they treated me to the point that my girlfriend at the time, who was dating half the group chat, saw it, but she refused to stand up for me.
The thing that has been bothering me today that I can't make myself let go of is the time everyone was talking about how cum felt. I mentioned that I find anally receiving is cleaner because you can rush to the bathroom and clean up without it getting everywhere. I talked about how gross I found it to be vaginally and compared it to periods, but grosser, stating that once it's in there it'll be leaking for hours. I said it's my preference because the cum texture stops being hot when my arousal goes away. I also hadn't realized I was experiencing dysphoria yet, so I was still letting my husband use that occasionally.
These comments got me so reprimanded. This one woman in there who'd had the vagina surgery I can't spell went off on me. She kept comparing mine to hers and acting as if I'd been insulting her vagina. I was very taken aback because that's not what I was doing at all. I got sick of it and said sorry and apologized for insulting vaginas. I should've told her to STFU because I wasn't dissing vaginas. I was bitching about my inability to handle the sensation of anything inside my vagina, let alone something dripping all over my clothes and making a huge mess when I'm ready to get back to doing housework or whatever.
I know it's so dumb. We don't even talk anymore. I never really liked her anyway because her vibes made me feel off. I stopped talking to the whole group when I broke it off with the woman I was seeing from the group. There is no reason for me to still be so bothered.
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This post read like a FtM wank fantasy. I'm sure I have read at least five different ones that go like this
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So it seems even the truscums don't like Buck Angel:
"Cuck Angel"
It's hard to know where to begin here, but the "wouldn't wish being trans on his worst enemy" flair is quite funny, if also quite sad.
"Cuck Angel"
It's hard to know where to begin here, but the "wouldn't wish being trans on his worst enemy" flair is quite funny, if also quite sad.
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Idk about you, but the part where the lil dood goes “IM NOT WEARING A BRA, ITS A POORLY DESIGNED MUSCLE SHIRT!” Made me lol.
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Yeah that part feels like "But I'm really a man teehee" in the start of a wank story where the ftm mc would then proceed to get gangbanged and broken into her roommates' cumrag
Anyone that willingly look through tumblr for milk to contribute to the pooner zoo threads are stronger than me. I salute them.
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Young lesbian cut off her tits and got on cross sex hormones. Her lack of success on the dating market makes her feel gross and undesirable.
Ah yes! The problem is obviously that she’s too direct and “authentic” and people can’t handle how real she is. It’s totally not because she got a pube beard and cut off the body parts that other lesbians would find attractive.
Meanwhile: GROOMERS GONNA GROOM!
A thirteen year old girl running around with a giant bear 7 inch dick in her sweatpants is just peak Reddit clownworld.
PISS SOAKED POONER WANTS SURGICAL TAKESIE-BACKSIE!
Ah, the euphoria ran out after just two years, and she found ours that rubbing around with a giant rotdog stapled to your crotch isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Wish I could see and hear the doctors reaction when she calls and goes: “Helloooo! So I had a surgery done with you two years ago, and I’m sooooo happy with the results!
Was just wondering if you could cut off a couple of inches? Just trim it? Oh and if you could just unhook the urethra and plug it back to where it used to be? Thank you! 
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Her fellow pooners were kind enough to not crush her hopes and explain the meaning of “irreversible”. Nor how the human body isn’t fucking LEGOs.
Her post due make one lil dood curious though . What’s with the sock?!
Ah! It’s just soak up all the post milking piss! Got ya!
Ah yes! The problem is obviously that she’s too direct and “authentic” and people can’t handle how real she is. It’s totally not because she got a pube beard and cut off the body parts that other lesbians would find attractive.
Meanwhile: GROOMERS GONNA GROOM!
A thirteen year old girl running around with a giant bear 7 inch dick in her sweatpants is just peak Reddit clownworld.
PISS SOAKED POONER WANTS SURGICAL TAKESIE-BACKSIE!
Ah, the euphoria ran out after just two years, and she found ours that rubbing around with a giant rotdog stapled to your crotch isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Wish I could see and hear the doctors reaction when she calls and goes: “Helloooo! So I had a surgery done with you two years ago, and I’m sooooo happy with the results!
Was just wondering if you could cut off a couple of inches? Just trim it? Oh and if you could just unhook the urethra and plug it back to where it used to be? Thank you! ”Her fellow pooners were kind enough to not crush her hopes and explain the meaning of “irreversible”. Nor how the human body isn’t fucking LEGOs.
Her post due make one lil dood curious though . What’s with the sock?!
Ah! It’s just soak up all the post milking piss! Got ya!
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"I talked about how gross I found it to be vaginally and compared it to periods, but grosser, stating that once it's in there it'll be leaking for hours. I said it's my preference because the cum texture stops being hot when my arousal goes away."
Wtf is she on about? Why are so many pooners hypersexual, writing painstakingly detailed posts about their promiscuity? A lot of it seems to be poorly disguised humblebrag about how horny they are (with gratuitously graphic descriptions of the male member), how much dick they get.
Reddit FtMs appear not to follow safe sex practices or contraception at all. This, when women are anatomically more susceptible to STD transfer (higher chances of contracting them despite fewer exposures). Venereal diseases devastate the female reproductive system, putting any future foetus at risk of deformities and inheriting the illness.
Pooners sound distinctly unintelligent, "a charmless T Man". No foresight, brash, petulant, gauche. Some of the worst offenders are stinking up Tumblr. They specialise in sickeningly bad stories about "male pregnancy" and the resulting pressure on the prostate.
Possessed of the most lurid imagination. The readers are majority TiMs, like pigs to the trough.
The trans crowd all seem to be in suspended adolescence. I've seen TiMs on Xitter wetting themselves with excitement over their "sister's" bathroom selfies. When you point out their obvious glee at having pulled off the transgression, they start moaning about how women hate them because "we're (the TiMs) so pretty". Their vacuity beggars belief. If that's not 13 year old pick-me behavior, I don't know what is. (Apologies to any 13-year-olds reading this)
Wtf is she on about? Why are so many pooners hypersexual, writing painstakingly detailed posts about their promiscuity? A lot of it seems to be poorly disguised humblebrag about how horny they are (with gratuitously graphic descriptions of the male member), how much dick they get.
Reddit FtMs appear not to follow safe sex practices or contraception at all. This, when women are anatomically more susceptible to STD transfer (higher chances of contracting them despite fewer exposures). Venereal diseases devastate the female reproductive system, putting any future foetus at risk of deformities and inheriting the illness.
Pooners sound distinctly unintelligent, "a charmless T Man". No foresight, brash, petulant, gauche. Some of the worst offenders are stinking up Tumblr. They specialise in sickeningly bad stories about "male pregnancy" and the resulting pressure on the prostate.
Possessed of the most lurid imagination. The readers are majority TiMs, like pigs to the trough.The trans crowd all seem to be in suspended adolescence. I've seen TiMs on Xitter wetting themselves with excitement over their "sister's" bathroom selfies. When you point out their obvious glee at having pulled off the transgression, they start moaning about how women hate them because "we're (the TiMs) so pretty". Their vacuity beggars belief. If that's not 13 year old pick-me behavior, I don't know what is. (Apologies to any 13-year-olds reading this)
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I would love to hear from Danielle’s wife.
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I chose my family. She was supportive years ago, helped me come out to her family and friends and my family and friends. Things were great I was on hrt then it all came to an end...transition and lose my family (2 kids and wife). I chose family and now ...shes divorcing me. I am so lost I don't know what to do...I am scared and I purged everything after the ultimatum. I am now 38 years old.
Danielle.
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3 years ago I received an ultimatum from wife...transition or family.
DiscussionI chose my family. She was supportive years ago, helped me come out to her family and friends and my family and friends. Things were great I was on hrt then it all came to an end...transition and lose my family (2 kids and wife). I chose family and now ...shes divorcing me. I am so lost I don't know what to do...I am scared and I purged everything after the ultimatum. I am now 38 years old.
Danielle.
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This tranny loves sleeping with totally straight men, but his dick keeps him from going all the way
Adding on the the insanity this tranny gets clocked by a women and claims to take it well while hoping her husband and son are checking out his skirt.
He's totally not a jealous creep
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These people are incapable of understanding generalities or statistics. And you're right, they are proof that democracy is a joke.
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Imagine having your girl want you to hit the backdoor because her retarded imagination thinks loosening the shit hole is somehow cleaner.
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I'm sure that's a thing that actually happens
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Pooners always do industrial level cope in this way. It’s never that people can tell they’re female instantly, it’s always “someone at work found my Facebook post from three years ago and gossiped about me” or “the sign in sheet”. And it always seems to happen.
Seems like every other post on r/ftm mentions being clocked or pooners tearfully complaining that “my coworker admitted he could tell all along I was afab and he just went along to be nice.” But they’re all adamant they’re “100% stealth.” I know I’m not writing anything revelatory here but it’s funny how willfully they lie to themselves.
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