The people of Australia
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Why does his face look like that?
Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS
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grandpasatan
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The energy radiating off of those photos is weird and bad.
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- Jan 31, 2020
It screams 'mom seduces me' porn.
Yeah, I get they're into that, but yuck all the same.
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SEE HOW HAPPY I AM WITHOUT YOU DANIEL? ARE YOU LOOKING, DANIEL? LOOK LOOK LOOK STOP FUCKING IGNORING ME OR ELSE I'LL DROWN THE FUCKING BABY!
Please answer my calls. I was just kidding about the baby. No need to get CPS involved. i''ll even let you stick it up my pooper.
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His face and his hair are easy targets; I'm more disturbed with the button-up shirt done all the way to the top with no neck wear, no, his chain doesn't count. You do a button-up complete with a jacket; but then forgo any neck wear, your sense is as mature as your hair and face, which looks like it was ran through a baby filter, and I'm not sure how that's possible with your unkempt beard. Yes it's unkempt, if you groomed properly the hairs would have a sense of flow/direction, and they don't.
Just did a second take; dude is 14 and 41 at the same time. He's losing hair up top and trying to hide it with that quasi comb-over. Pick a fucking look/style and stick with it; don't mix whatever the fuck this is.
I get it dude, I'm not much of a looker; but guys need to find the lane that works, and go with that. You have a soft face; looking like you're a child playing dress up with daddy's clothes and shit doesn't work.
Just did a second take; dude is 14 and 41 at the same time. He's losing hair up top and trying to hide it with that quasi comb-over. Pick a fucking look/style and stick with it; don't mix whatever the fuck this is.
I get it dude, I'm not much of a looker; but guys need to find the lane that works, and go with that. You have a soft face; looking like you're a child playing dress up with daddy's clothes and shit doesn't work.
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The Judean People's Front
I need a window seat, 'cause this flower's wiltin'
True & Honest Fan
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Is she on her third color in less than 3 weeks or did I lose track of time again?
He looks like a cross between a pooner and a kid with some kind of syndrome. Pooner's Disease.
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This JD Vance photoshop bullshit has gone too far. I'm immensely grateful that this particular eldritch horror exists only in the imagination of a skilled artist... Right?
The Judean People's Front
I need a window seat, 'cause this flower's wiltin'
True & Honest Fan
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The color is just falling out very quickly because she fried her hair with bleach. And also vibrant colors don't last long, but I do think she bleach damaged her hair based on how frizzy, uneven and dry it looks. So brittle and rough - I bet it feels like Barbie hair at this point.
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- Sep 6, 2017
Have these losers ever heard of a brush? Conditioner? Shampoo?
Terrifying.
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- Mar 24, 2016
His face looks absolutely syndromic. Medical Kiwis, what the fuck is going on here? I refuse to believe that's just a normal healthy human face. The more I look at him the worse it gets. And his hair is so dry it probably sounds like crushing a bag of chips to touch it.
Now remembering that Becky strokes Sam(m)'s hair to get him to sleep every night. Surprised she's got skin left on her hands after all that steel wool she's running her palms over.
Now remembering that Becky strokes Sam(m)'s hair to get him to sleep every night. Surprised she's got skin left on her hands after all that steel wool she's running her palms over.
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Grok was no help, just said he looked like a caucasian male with a big beard and glasses. I'm not sure I even believe that much, but Grok is convinced.
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I think its partially him just looking weird and partially his glasses. He's got pretty strong nearsightedness based on his glasses.
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- Sep 29, 2018
We also need a 32 and me or whatever it is. The dude looks pale, but look at his nose. Dude could be a great runner with that intake manifold.
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God damn that is one unfortunate-looking dude. It doesn’t help that the photos look so unnatural. “Yes, we just like getting dressed up for sitting on the couch, like normal human beings.” I mean, Daniel was no looker, but man, these photos have real “I sort glass” vibes.
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Attractive Sexhaver
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My partner and I noticed you from across the assisted living facility and we really dig your vibe. Would you care to support us financially?
Temperance
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Alt-text on these photos:
"lass-ish"
Also, Becky is interested in a few Fetlife events next weekend. All hosted by the Threshold Society again:
Jackson hasn't RSVP'ed for any of the events. I assume Becky will just be going with Sam (and maybe Arthur?).
I have never seen a photo of her where her smile reaches her eyes.
Wargarbl
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More like Trisomy & Me.
These two look exactly like a poly meme. Jackson could finally be useful by completing the meme, but I guess he either stayed home to goon or isn't allowed on camera.
I'm having trouble with attachments, but take a close look at that second pic where Becky is looking directly at Sam. She thinks she's giving him a fawning gaze, it actually looks like she's pondering how to flay him into a skin lamp. Becky's superpower is unintentional creepiness.