DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[lupinthethird]

Damn, look at the dye job on his beard. It's so fucking bad. It's like he fucking used all the dye on his hair then only had a tiny dot to use in his beard, which he smeared on.

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The only thing that makes me think he doesn't dye his beard is if he did it would be pitch black and super obvious like his hair.

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

christ

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It's most definitely not a real female

I wonder if Phil knows that. Because he does refer to Sarah as "she/her" after they tip. Remember he can see your personal info in the tip. And of course, his last two relationships were female fans. So I'm sure they're in his audience. Another potential Soulmaid for the pig pen. I'm willing to bet he's looked into her like he did with Kats work friend when they tipped.

Spoiler: Found it

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-13056757

 

[thirstymcgee]

So are we all in agreement here on the Farms that Doody is an absolute faggot who's an embarrassment to the entire detractor community?

His mush mouth speech he sounds half black half asian

Ching-chong-uh. And ohils favourite, cremeofsumyunguy

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Another stream saved by a $50 anonymous tip at 9pm near the end of his stream

Not a huge fan for Doody but I started to resonate on his fake tip hypothesis because Phil doesn't want the detractors to get a win

 

[00R-Gundam]

So how was the "Visiting my dying parents trip"?

 

[INirvana]

So are we all in agreement here on the Farms that Doody is an absolute faggot who's an embarrassment to the entire detractor community?

I just honestly do not have any hate towards people like doody or any of the dsp youtuber detractor sphere or whatever.
If it makes DSP mad and keeps him thinking about those people, it's alright with me.

Continue on.

 

[lupinthethird]

So how was the "Visiting my dying parents trip"?

I don't think it happened, was watching ALT restream the prestream 'podcast' earlier and he floated the theory that the two days off was for DSP to get his RealID so that he can fly sometime in the near future (along with his usual day off in addition to that) and I think that makes a lot more sense.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I don't think it happened, was watching ALT restream the prestream 'podcast' earlier and he floated the theory that the two days off was for DSP to get his RealID so that he can fly sometime in the near future (along with his usual day off in addition to that) and I think that makes a lot more sense.

No. Of course he was merely using the possibility of his parents dying to get out of working for PPP. Just like his wife. Just like his supposed pets. At this point I refuse to believe 90% of what Phil said in those DM's. He's a fucking scumbag and I find it funny that people on the 'farms, Detractors, etc. all felt exactly what he wanted you to feel. Sorrow for his dying mother and pity that he couldn't spend time with her.*

* Mostly because it goes to show the supposed bad guys, bullies, and mentally ill nudnigs have more a heart than DSP

 

[lupinthethird]

Another stream saved by a $50 anonymous tip at 9pm near the end of his stream

Not a huge fan for Doody but I started to resonate on his fake tip hypothesis because Phil doesn't want the detractors to get a win

Whether self-donos from himself or orchestrating tips from his whales, I completely agree that his tip goals are very much astroturfed quite a considerable amount. The only question is how much is himself and how much is orchestrated. I'm having a hard time believing he has a stable of whales with deep pockets and isn't just donating/tipping/gifting subs to himself more often than most people realize, astro-turfing the amount of support he's actually getting.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I wonder if Phil knows that. Because he does refer to Sarah as "she/her" after they tip. Remember he can see your personal info in the tip. And of course, his last two relationships were female fans. So I'm sure they're in his audience. Another potential Soulmaid for the pig pen. I'm willing to bet he's looked into her like he did with Kats work friend when they tipped.

Spoiler: Found it

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-13056757
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Pretty sure it's Snowkarl, they had the same M.O of constantly insulting Phil but paying just enough to get banned (or more likely tipping on another account that allowed them to get away with it).

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Remember, if Chris Chan can get a girlfriend, DSP will have no problem getting a lover and cheating on the horse.

Cheating arc incoming.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Whether self-donos from himself or orchestrating tips from his whales, I completely agree that his tip goals are very much astroturfed quite a considerable amount. The only question is how much is himself and how much is orchestrated. I'm having a hard time believing he has a stable of whales with deep pockets and isn't just donating/tipping/gifting subs to himself more often than most people realize, astro-turfing the amount of support he's actually getting.

Do not forget, he had a very similar thing going during the vest streak, where he was clearly lining up dedicated whales whose job was to tip the remaining to the goal. He would even sit on them, much to the occasional whale's frustration, so that the other dents would give him a buck or two more, and thus he'd get extra since he gets basically nothing after the goal is hit outside of whales. The waiting till the end started to frustrate him because having to beg his way to a number then have a whale dump the remainder was too much work and thus he began the "don't wait till the end of the stream to save it" and then was followed by "i have a lot of donators and viewers" when people caught on that either one dude was saving them at the end or was lined up to tip the entire thing at the beginning of the stream so he could clown mode the whole time. Then there was the lover's quarrel, which led to many very close calls, which itself led to the Paper Mario and the Origami King final stall, the blaming of paper mario for the vest streak death, and the return to the stream after end to unmute mic and do a very loud passive aggressive keyboard mash to delete the streak number before actually ending the stream. Something he could have totally done offstream or before the next stream but this is Philip "I leave everything on and bitch if my web browser tabs have to be reopened because that's are-doo-is work" Burnell. He had to do it in a petty bitchy way.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Honest question: do we think Khet or Linda did this haircut.

I’m not being mean but I really don’t think that it was done by someone who cuts hair in exchange for money for their living.

I doubt it. I think this is simply just the result of him going to a woman’s salon instead of an actual barbershop.

Expecting someone who likely deals with woman’s hair 90% of the time to be able to give you a proper fade especially with Phil’s hairline you’re just asking to get you shit fucked up.

Even worse is he’s probably paying $50+ for this shit. He would be better off spending like $10 and going to some shitty place like super cuts.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I don't think his 'beard' is dyed, it's half gray and half black and super patchy but its all its normal colour. Unless he's dyeing his moustache as well. It looks so bad just shave it Phil for fucks sake

So he has so little facial hair, he doesn't even need to shave by his mouth, that little string that barely connects the bottom part to the mustache is all he has. I used to think he was just shaving so close it left the gaps whenever he stroke mouths. Then I saw him after a bad few days when it wasn't shaved and bam, his facial hair just...doesn't go that high anymore. Bud has less testosterone than a cadaver.

I just honestly do not have any hate towards people like doody or any of the dsp youtuber detractor sphere or whatever.
If it makes DSP mad and keeps him thinking about those people, it's alright with me.

Continue on.

You really don't have to do anything to make DSP think about you. He's more pre-occupied with the tens of thousands of faceless people who watch detractors than the detractors themselves. He slanders detractors because he thinks if he gets a win on them, then since he "felted" them he gets their audience or the respect of their former fans. It's this nameless faceless crowd he quite literally thinks is responsible for all of his life's woes, and not his own poor decision making and lack of self reflection.

I don't think it happened, was watching ALT restream the prestream 'podcast' earlier and he floated the theory that the two days off was for DSP to get his RealID so that he can fly sometime in the near future (along with his usual day off in addition to that) and I think that makes a lot more sense.

So I was thinking something along the same lines, but one thing I would point out is that #1 DSP doesn't have an up to date prescription of glasses, and #2 because his driver's license has been out of date so long, he has to retake the driver's exam in his state, and #3 real ID in his state was pushed back last minute again, so he could potentially get one but since he believes it's more of a pain in the ass (it isn't, I was forced to get RealID when I renewed and you barely need more documentation, if at all, than you'd already need to do the whole process). Personally I think he got his quickie glasses, and that's part of why the whole thing is fucked for him. Just a theory but it's one I assembled over time. His eyes have gotten so markedly worse in the past year alone that he's more blind than he was during the original metokur clips of him ramming head on to very visible oncoming traffic and claiming it suddenly spawned in front of him. This makes his constant leaning and squinting to look at his recording monitor's OBS preview even funnier lol.

I doubt it. I think this is simply just the result of him going to a woman’s salon instead of an actual barbershop.

Expecting someone who likely deals with woman’s hair 90% of the time to be able to give you a proper fade especially with Phil’s hairline you’re just asking to get you shit fucked up.

Even worse is he’s probably paying $50+ for this shit. He would be better off spending like $10 and going to some shitty place like super cuts.

He goes there because he can prestream at a Mom while he spends like two hours having some women dye his hair. Best of luck getting that done at a great clips, and honestly it'd be embarrassing to ol' noodle arms burnell to have to ask a barbershop urban american to cut his hair, let alone dye it in such a retarded way. Can you imagine the reaction they would have to his hatchet job haircut, his painfully long top-mullet to hide the baldness, and his absolutely fucked up facial hair retardation where he copes by leaving some gray but dying others so it shows up better and he looks like a hogan-cena mutant reject? Literal retardation to base your style in any way on a wrestler's costume.

So are we all in agreement here on the Farms that Doody is an absolute faggot who's an embarrassment to the entire detractor community?

We don't associate with him. He's a Wings troll grasping for attention in the DSP community since it was no longer profitable in the Wings troll arena. If he was any more of a nuisance I would assume I wouldn't be the only one interested in looking at him much much closer. Scrutiny has a way with regards like him. I do love how much better the straight clips do on his channel generally than any doody commentary, even on the intra-video level when they are interspliced. He's very much like DSP in that he doesn't fucking learn from basic available statistics. Shut up and clip, regard. Stop using shitty titles to farm an extra couple bucks, you're pissing away any potential goodwill you had.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Personally I think he got his quickie glasses, and that's part of why the whole thing is fucked for him

The whole DSP glasses saga is pure retardation.

The current glasses he has are from Costco or Walmart and aren't adapted to his vision (they sell different corrections in batch and you can try them).

He refuses to wear those cause he's scared to look like a nerd.

He refuses to get an appointment to get adapted glasses cause he's scared of doctors.

As for the two days off, it's more likely khet had the haircut day locked in and he had to adapt his holy schedule and he took may burst off cause he didn't want to deal with it.

 

[RougeRed]

his painfully long top-mullet to hide the baldness

It hadn't occured to me until I read that, but I think you might have the actual reason right there. Women's salons totally can cut a man's hair. The shit that women typically get done is 10x more difficult and complicated than what men get. I think he asked for a haircut to help hide his increasingly large bald spot. It sounds way more likely that he googled something like "top 10 haircuts for balding men" than the salon suggesting that retarded hackjob, but either seem likely.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Damn, look at the dye job on his beard. It's so fucking bad. It's like he fucking used all the dye on his hair then only had a tiny dot to use in his beard, which he smeared on.

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Love how the barber tried to give him a fade to hide his receding hairline, but it just making it more obvious. Lmao

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

It's no wonder the salon fucked up his hair, the stylist wouldn't want to touch his robust Italian greasy hair any more than she has to. Add in his tics and karen-ness and anyone with a brain would do a rush job to get his annoying ass out the door ASAP. They already know they won't get a tip anyway and Phil is too much of a pussy to complain to their face so why bother?

 

[snort inquisition]

I don't know why Phil insists on keeping that "goatee"

whenever asked he says it's because his wife loves it

i'm pretty sure kat probably said this a single time and his autism made him fixate on it