Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Dizzyuntildeath]

whilst speaking to a chatter in his chat, from his childhood apparently, Bossman revealed he has been awake for 30+ hours

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[Burger Kong]

"I'm moving out. I'm definitely moving out dude... Rentings not bad is it?"

This shows how full of shit he is. He could have spent all of 2 minutes to check out what the price of rent is around his area but he didn't. That shit is a Google search away and If he can't be bothered to give even a cursery glance at the realities of renting an apartment he probably can't be bothered to actually go through with the process of renting when it's easier to just freeload off his parents.

Good luck explaining to the landlord why there's a giant fucking hole in your door.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Bossman revealed he has been awake for 30+ hours

im starting to think he's evolved from carpet nugs to stashed crackarooski rocks for post rehab/jail visits

 

[oldTireWater]

I don't think he's capable of controlling the volume of his voice when he's gambling. Doubtful he would last in an apartment. He'll either be evicted or murdered. A normal shitbag could probably make an eviction more trouble than it's worth for a landlord, but I think Boss is too lazy and soft to resist.

Fortunately, there's no way he's moving out. His parents should get him a shed to stream from. He would tear it apart without restraint.

 

[MMO_Faggot]

His parents should get him a shed to stream from

Bossmanshack
Edit: My Fatass Thumbs

 

[cans.wav]

he also mentions a possible vegas trip in august

Assuming he somehow actually still remembers this in August and isn't in trouble by then, he'd have to ask his probation officer permission to leave the state of Virginia, and I doubt they'd let someone who's already been in trouble twice this year go on a vacation for the sole purpose of gamba.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

he also mentions a possible vegas trip in august

i don't think bmj has gone on so much as a grocery store trip for many moons but sure, he'll get on a plane for however many hours to get on the other side of the country just to do something he already does every day but 1500x slower.

i realize its just him fantasizing but if he wanted to go to the casino and fuck a dude, there's at least one in Virginia about a two hour drive east of him. i don't think he will ever go to either unfortunately but i hope im wrong and he will surprise me. dumb as it sounds, for a terminally online gambler I really think it would he healthy for him to some degree. until someone subliminally disses him at least.

 

[Stray Carpet Nug]

boss says he's gonna move soon

Bossman has only leaves the general vicinity of his neighborhood for jail, rehab, and PO check ins. He hasn't gone fishing since Justin was there, and then 10 minutes in used Justin's car (on an expired license) to go buy crack.

I'd love to see his reaction to Vegas prices, crash out on a dealer who's clearly rigging it against him, and wonder where the "Buy Bonus" button is.

 

[Drama Fan]

https://x.com/ENERGY/status/1918678211300303188

Did Trump sign some sort of flip switching executive order? That's so wrong dewd.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

"I'm moving out. I'm definitely moving out dude... Rentings not bad is it?"

This shows how full of shit he is. He could have spent all of 2 minutes to check out what the price of rent is around his area but he didn't. That shit is a Google search away and If he can't be bothered to give even a cursery glance at the realities of renting an apartment he probably can't be bothered to actually go through with the process of renting when it's easier to just freeload off his parents.

Good luck explaining to the landlord why there's a giant fucking hole in your door.

It's every "plan" he has: Enthusiastic for a few seconds, rationalizes it for a few more, then faces the reality and adds a nice hint of doubt. Forgets about the plan for a few days, then comes up with some other plan. Repeat.

 

[artistichead376]

Assuming he somehow actually still remembers this in August and isn't in trouble by then, he'd have to ask his probation officer permission to leave the state of Virginia, and I doubt they'd let someone who's already been in trouble twice this year go on a vacation for the sole purpose of gamba.

How many casinos would he get banned from? Jeez. Screaming "IM SO STUPID I LOST IT ALL AGAIN" can only work so many times before being escorted out.

Bossman has only leaves the general vicinity of his neighborhood for jail, rehab, and PO check ins. He hasn't gone fishing since Justin was there, and then 10 minutes in used Justin's car (on an expired license) to go buy crack.

I'd love to see his reaction to Vegas prices, crash out on a dealer who's clearly rigging it against him, and wonder where the "Buy Bonus" button is.

He will find the buy a bonus machines and wonder why they keep rippin him off. He will also wonder why he can't gamba with crypto.

 

[Burger Kong]

How many casinos would he get banned from? Jeez. Screaming "IM SO STUPID I LOST IT ALL AGAIN" can only work so many times before being escorted out.

The screaming isn't even the worst part. Bossmanjack has a compulsive need to kick and punch things when he loses and management is not going to like seeing him kick one of their slot machines. And if he puts a hole in a wall he is getting his ass thrown out on the streets no questions asked.

He can probably get kicked out of multiple casinos but he's so fucking stupid he'll probably cause a scene at the casino at the hotel he's staying at in which case getting kicked out will be more of a problem.

 

[break these cuffs]

The screaming isn't even the worst part. Bossmanjack has a compulsive need to kick and punch things when he loses and management is not going to like seeing him kick one of their slot machines. And if he puts a hole in a wall he is getting his ass thrown out on the streets no questions asked.

He can probably get kicked out of multiple casinos but he's so fucking stupid he'll probably cause a scene at the casino at the hotel he's staying at in which case getting kicked out will be more of a problem.

I don't doubt Austin could get kicked out of one or more casinos, I just don't think it would be from some epic spergout and I'm not sure it's a guarentee. He's a tin pot dictator of his stream and household, yet even then he comes off as lacking confidence much of the time. Can you imagine him dealing with casino security, pitbosses, or even grizzled old slot jockeys?

I genuinely think a Vegas trip would be pretty boring. It would be to slow for him, he wouldn't feel comfortable, and he'd wouldn't be able to beg for juice. He'd probably end up sitting in his room after a day or two streaming and gambling. Austin is one of the most conditioned people I've ever seen.

 

[MadStan]

The only way BMJ would get kicked out of a casino is when he has no money - you may stay until you are broke. I can imagine him walking up and down the slot isles going "Bro, juice me man" to some 90 year old sitting a slot machine. In fact, that would be a kind of funny video.

 

[Dan of Steel]

The only way BMJ would get kicked out of a casino is when he has no money - you may stay until you are broke. I can imagine him walking up and down the slot isles going "Bro, juice me man" to some 90 year old sitting a slot machine. In fact, that would be a kind of funny video.

If Bossman tried even half the antics in a real life casino he would get thrown out by security long before losing it all. Casinos are not big fans of spastics going gorilla mode and spazzing out and yelling at blackjack dealers that they're rigging the game or punching slot machines. I guess they don't comp you crack at casinos either, so maybe Boss would be on his best behavior, but even then the amount of money he would give to a real life casino wouldn't be worth the risk of him turning off other patrons and getting them to leave. There's plenty of grandmas that like spending their afternoons at the slots, they're not gonna take kindly to seeing and listening to Austin's ape-like shenanigans.

 

[Hard R]

is ratdad a good dad?
should he put austin in a group home?

 

[The Stranger]

is ratdad a good dad?
should he put austin in a group home?

Don't you fucking start that shit here nigger

 

[MadStan]

If Bossman tried even half the antics in a real life casino he would get thrown out by security long before losing it all. Casinos are not big fans of spastics going gorilla mode and spazzing out and yelling at blackjack dealers that they're rigging the game or punching slot machines. I guess they don't comp you crack at casinos either, so maybe Boss would be on his best behavior, but even then the amount of money he would give to a real life casino wouldn't be worth the risk of him turning off other patrons and getting them to leave. There's plenty of grandmas that like spending their afternoons at the slots, they're not gonna take kindly to seeing and listening to Austin's ape-like shenanigans.

Yeah; but I’d like to see him try and juice some oldies on the slots. If you’re going to get banned; at least get some clicks

 

[postfeetpls]

he wouldn't feel comfortable

He'd feel just dandy after 2 fat lines of coke or 2 juicy rocks. The commotion of Vegas will definitely make him very uncomfortable and we know how he deals with discomfort. He's not equipped to handle it without drugs.
And that's assuming he stays clean for months before the trip, which is silly.

 

[An YTMND User]

Hopefully, the violence bros won't be starving for long...