Does anyone remember the aquarium / bull ring stuff that was uncovered on /pol/ or /x/ circa 2021? Jannies nuked the discussion after a few threads but it was interesting.
The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits
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Why are so many schizos obsessed with CERN specifically? Why not Upton, Julich or Ispra research centers?
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You'd rather be home playing videogames?
Seems to be fairly common with Kpop girls too
I was surprised when I found out a Trot singer was secretly a PUBG player
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Earthquakes are getting a bit noticeable lately, probably nothing that TPTB knew would happen.
Be careful out there.
Be careful out there.
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So, uh, the capital of the UK isn't actually part of the UK?
There is, as usual, some misleading use of half-truth in there.
It's true, the monarch of the UK is not allowed to enter the City of London without permission. But that's a formality, and only affects like a tiny part. It's because historically, the City of London has been self-governed since William the Conqueror offered it special privileges for its allegiance, and it's still the case.
So it's not like the King of England can't enter London because it's not part of the UK, it's just their usual song and dance of tradition that the one square mile of the City of London is self-governed, so there's a whole ritual when the King wants to have a formal visit in the City of London.
The Lord Mayor of City of London can't actually deny the King entry, though.
It's true that the City of London council is probably dominated by the banks, since the financial district is in City of London. And it is self-governed, but it doesn't mean it's not part of the United Kingdom. It isn't part of the EU, but that's because the UK isn't.
There are other traditions like that, btw. The King also asks permission to enter Edinburgh for similar reasons.
There is, as usual, some misleading use of half-truth in there.
It's true, the monarch of the UK is not allowed to enter the City of London without permission. But that's a formality, and only affects like a tiny part. It's because historically, the City of London has been self-governed since William the Conqueror offered it special privileges for its allegiance, and it's still the case.
So it's not like the King of England can't enter London because it's not part of the UK, it's just their usual song and dance of tradition that the one square mile of the City of London is self-governed, so there's a whole ritual when the King wants to have a formal visit in the City of London.
The Lord Mayor of City of London can't actually deny the King entry, though.
It's true that the City of London council is probably dominated by the banks, since the financial district is in City of London. And it is self-governed, but it doesn't mean it's not part of the United Kingdom. It isn't part of the EU, but that's because the UK isn't.
There are other traditions like that, btw. The King also asks permission to enter Edinburgh for similar reasons.
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The one on Place de La Concorde is bigger and better. Angl*s can suck my dick. Italians get a pass.
This is likely a pre-brexit video though.
Anyways, here's a theory I read somewhere: the black cube is the symbol of the computer. These have existed in the past and are once again part of our lives, we worship the black cube, we carry it in our pockets, have one or two in our homes, we seek answers through it, and it controls how we perceive reality (which is also why words like "channel" and "programming" are used, also "daemon"). Jews used to have computers embedded into their heads, which is how they remote-controlled golems in the past, and the modern ritual they do is just a cargo cult left over from that era. This is also why so many ancient skulls had trepanation performed on them - they were installing neurolink-like implants.
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Wit? No I’ve not heard of this, can you expand? The royals often pitch up in Edinburgh, holyrood house has hosted
William gave them their own charter, but the corporation stuff is fascinating and fairly sinister even the acknowledged history.
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It's part of the Ceremony of the Keys although it's not exactly the monarch requesting permission to enter Edinburgh. In the ceremony, the provost of Edinburgh offers the king keys to the city which are symbolically refused as a sign of trust. If you want to be precise in your wording, it's the king being offered permission to enter Edinburgh at will but refusing it.
Here's some shitty article about it: https://www.tatler.com/article/king-charles-makes-change-to-ceremony-of-the-keys
Edit: The monarch doesn't exactly request permission to enter the City of London either as the ceremonies are similar because both are chartered cities.
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It's another ceremonial thing, when the Royals come to Edinburgh there's a little ceremony where the Provost of Edinburgh offers the keys to the city. None is binding in any way, of course, it's just symbolic as with everything the Royal family does.
Corporate counties and free imperial cities and such are a fun thing in history indeed.
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This fascinates me more than I should probably admit.
Extra research is required and I'm sure when I get in one of my hyperfocus moods I will get out all my books and thumbtacks and red string and irritate the hell out of all who know me.
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I was browsing Nairaland earlier, and I found a thread full of schizo conspiracies (Link (2)(3)/Archive(2)(3)).
At first, it started off relatively normal:
I found this one really funny:
But then... the schizo conspiracy theories came:
And derailed the thread completely:
While I have heard of most of the other stuff (other than the multidimensional space beings and Rome still controlling everything), I have never heard of the three popes or the Orsini family before:
More schizo theories:
Apparently Satan lives in Turkey. Wait hold up, I think this guy might actually be onto something.
More schizosperging:
While this isn't the last post in the thread, I feel like it's a good ending nonetheless:
Also, it turns out that a lot of people believe that Donald Trump is the antichrist:
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There is even a article made by some guy that teaches at Harvard University comparing Donald Trump to the antichrist Yes, I know that this comparison is metaphorical, but let me enjoy things >:(
If you thought that that was schizo, here is another Nairaland thread called Why President Donald Trump Must Go To Jerusalem. The Watchers' Thread 2 - Christianity Etc (Link (2) (3) (4)/Archive (2) (3) (4)). I'm too lazy to summarize this one, but it's peak schizoposting. It looks like the thread is still being updated by the OP, with the last update being posted only a few days ago
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At first, it started off relatively normal:
But then... the schizo conspiracy theories came:
More schizo theories:
More schizosperging:
Also, it turns out that a lot of people believe that Donald Trump is the antichrist:
There is even a article made by some guy that teaches at Harvard University comparing Donald Trump to the antichrist Yes, I know that this comparison is metaphorical, but let me enjoy things >:(
Spectator USA
Paradise Lost in Washington, DC
Jeffrey R. Wilson
Trump is Satan
Donald Trump speaks during event on ending surprise medical billing
Donald Trump is Satan. The Satan in question is perhaps the greatest literary character in
the finest epic poem in the English language, John Milton’s Paradise Lost. That makes
Washington Republicans the other fallen angels.
In 2016, Republicans made a deal with the devil. Like Dr Faustus, they sold their souls
for power. Now they stifle their consciences, never speak ill of President Trump, hug him
closely, fearing the wrath of his base. The same Lindsey Graham who in 2016 wrote, ‘If
we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed … and we will deserve it,’ recently said, ‘To
every Republican, if you don’t stand behind this president, we’re not going to stand
behind you.’ Meanwhile, Trump skulks in the White House, mired in ‘the swamp.’
The first epic simile in Paradise Lost introduces Satan awash in a swamp of his
own, ‘prone on the Flood’, having fallen from heaven to hell. As massive as ‘that Sea-
beast Leviathan,’ Satan hulks so big from the sea that the pilot of ‘some small night-
founder’d skiff’ might mistake him for an island, and seek to pass the night in safety
‘with fixed anchor in his scaly rind.’ It’s an old Norwegian seafarer’s fable. When the
beast wakes, it dives into the depths of the ocean. The anchored skiff is dragged
along. The sailor is pulled to his watery grave. Similarly, Republicans who have anchored
their boat to Trump, thinking he’s an island providing protection from the sea, risk being
dragged down to their demise when, like a whale startled from sleep, he goes plunging.
Trump as Satan: you might think it’s absurdly over-the-top, or want to celebrate it as a
(literally) epic takedown, but this is not a political statement hurling invective. It’s an
analytical statement describing what is happening – what will happen – and why, aided
by the Miltonic intervention. Great literature helps us understand the world. Both
politicians and literary critics do their jobs best when they’re willing to use literature to
think about life.
Published in London in 1667, Paradise Lost is a Christian humanist epic about the war in
Heaven and the fall of humankind in the Garden of Eden. Though he’s the ‘author of
evil,’ Satan is shockingly an attractive character. He charms us with his energy. When
God the Father anoints his Son king over the other angels, Satan, ‘Great in power’,
doesn’t think it’s fair. The system was rigged. Milton – one of the fathers of modern
liberalism, active in the Puritan rebellion against the royal absolutism of Charles I – lent
Satan his own freedom-loving, tyrant-hating language, the outraged angel mounting a
rebellion ‘to cast off this Yoke.’ A powerful orator, but loose with the truth, Satan secures
a base of support, ‘and with lyes drew after him the third part of Heav’ns Host.’ This
third of the angels back Satan to the bitter end, no matter what.
Satan’s opponents see his rhetoric as ‘calumnious art of counterfeited truth’ and
‘argument blasphemous, false and proud.’ The first Never Satan-er to stand up is an angel
named Abdiel, earning God’s admiration:
‘Servant of God, well done, well hast thou fought
The better fight, who single hast maintaind
Against revolted multitudes the Cause
Of Truth’
War in Heaven erupts, angel against angel, the apostate against the faithful. After three
days, God sends the Son to end it. The mere sight of the Son’s flaming chariot thundering
toward them turns the apostate on their heels. They sprint away in retreat. The gates of
Heaven open for them:
‘Headlong themselves they threw
Down from the verge of Heav’n, Eternal wrauth
Burnt after them to the bottomless pit.’
Trump’s minions won’t fall so willingly. Resistance to Trump hardly thunders with God’s
wrath. Republicans are more likely to fall like the stars in the Book of Revelation,
Milton’s source: ‘His tail swept down a third of the stars of heaven and threw them to the
earth.’ That image of a falling Satan’s tail whipping out behind him, snagging the third of
the angels that backed him, pulling them down, is what Milton invoked in the poem’s first
epic simile. After crashing down in Hell, Satan lies belly-down in the swamp, a
slumbering Leviathan.
The Leviathan is a massive sea monster from the book of Job. But Leviathan was also the
name of a 1651 book by Milton’s contemporary, the monarchist Thomas Hobbes. He
argued a king is, like the Leviathan, a massive figure with limitless power, one to be
feared and respected, or else. Milton opposed Hobbes in the debate about monarchy,
insisting kings should be subject to laws.
Trump wants to be Hobbes’s Leviathan. Republicans will find he is Milton’s
Leviathan. Paradise Lost doesn’t say what happens when the beast awakens. Milton
leaves us in suspense. Similarly, Trump is still afloat, but he’s going down, and not just in
his willingness to take a fight into the gutter. Whether through impeachment, resignation,
or democratic vote, his time is short. And then he will go down as one of the worst
presidents in history.
When he goes down, Trump will drag along those tethered to him. For decades,
Americans will decline to forgive the Republicans of the Trump era. As sleeping pilots on
a dangerously anchored boat, Washington Republicans have a choice. Wake up and cast
off from Trump — speak your conscience, your faith, and your family values — or get
dragged down into the abyss, never to be heard from again.
Jeffery R. Wilson teaches in the Writing Program at Harvard University.
Paradise Lost in Washington, DC
Jeffrey R. Wilson
Trump is Satan
Donald Trump speaks during event on ending surprise medical billing
Donald Trump is Satan. The Satan in question is perhaps the greatest literary character in
the finest epic poem in the English language, John Milton’s Paradise Lost. That makes
Washington Republicans the other fallen angels.
In 2016, Republicans made a deal with the devil. Like Dr Faustus, they sold their souls
for power. Now they stifle their consciences, never speak ill of President Trump, hug him
closely, fearing the wrath of his base. The same Lindsey Graham who in 2016 wrote, ‘If
we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed … and we will deserve it,’ recently said, ‘To
every Republican, if you don’t stand behind this president, we’re not going to stand
behind you.’ Meanwhile, Trump skulks in the White House, mired in ‘the swamp.’
The first epic simile in Paradise Lost introduces Satan awash in a swamp of his
own, ‘prone on the Flood’, having fallen from heaven to hell. As massive as ‘that Sea-
beast Leviathan,’ Satan hulks so big from the sea that the pilot of ‘some small night-
founder’d skiff’ might mistake him for an island, and seek to pass the night in safety
‘with fixed anchor in his scaly rind.’ It’s an old Norwegian seafarer’s fable. When the
beast wakes, it dives into the depths of the ocean. The anchored skiff is dragged
along. The sailor is pulled to his watery grave. Similarly, Republicans who have anchored
their boat to Trump, thinking he’s an island providing protection from the sea, risk being
dragged down to their demise when, like a whale startled from sleep, he goes plunging.
Trump as Satan: you might think it’s absurdly over-the-top, or want to celebrate it as a
(literally) epic takedown, but this is not a political statement hurling invective. It’s an
analytical statement describing what is happening – what will happen – and why, aided
by the Miltonic intervention. Great literature helps us understand the world. Both
politicians and literary critics do their jobs best when they’re willing to use literature to
think about life.
Published in London in 1667, Paradise Lost is a Christian humanist epic about the war in
Heaven and the fall of humankind in the Garden of Eden. Though he’s the ‘author of
evil,’ Satan is shockingly an attractive character. He charms us with his energy. When
God the Father anoints his Son king over the other angels, Satan, ‘Great in power’,
doesn’t think it’s fair. The system was rigged. Milton – one of the fathers of modern
liberalism, active in the Puritan rebellion against the royal absolutism of Charles I – lent
Satan his own freedom-loving, tyrant-hating language, the outraged angel mounting a
rebellion ‘to cast off this Yoke.’ A powerful orator, but loose with the truth, Satan secures
a base of support, ‘and with lyes drew after him the third part of Heav’ns Host.’ This
third of the angels back Satan to the bitter end, no matter what.
Satan’s opponents see his rhetoric as ‘calumnious art of counterfeited truth’ and
‘argument blasphemous, false and proud.’ The first Never Satan-er to stand up is an angel
named Abdiel, earning God’s admiration:
‘Servant of God, well done, well hast thou fought
The better fight, who single hast maintaind
Against revolted multitudes the Cause
Of Truth’
War in Heaven erupts, angel against angel, the apostate against the faithful. After three
days, God sends the Son to end it. The mere sight of the Son’s flaming chariot thundering
toward them turns the apostate on their heels. They sprint away in retreat. The gates of
Heaven open for them:
‘Headlong themselves they threw
Down from the verge of Heav’n, Eternal wrauth
Burnt after them to the bottomless pit.’
Trump’s minions won’t fall so willingly. Resistance to Trump hardly thunders with God’s
wrath. Republicans are more likely to fall like the stars in the Book of Revelation,
Milton’s source: ‘His tail swept down a third of the stars of heaven and threw them to the
earth.’ That image of a falling Satan’s tail whipping out behind him, snagging the third of
the angels that backed him, pulling them down, is what Milton invoked in the poem’s first
epic simile. After crashing down in Hell, Satan lies belly-down in the swamp, a
slumbering Leviathan.
The Leviathan is a massive sea monster from the book of Job. But Leviathan was also the
name of a 1651 book by Milton’s contemporary, the monarchist Thomas Hobbes. He
argued a king is, like the Leviathan, a massive figure with limitless power, one to be
feared and respected, or else. Milton opposed Hobbes in the debate about monarchy,
insisting kings should be subject to laws.
Trump wants to be Hobbes’s Leviathan. Republicans will find he is Milton’s
Leviathan. Paradise Lost doesn’t say what happens when the beast awakens. Milton
leaves us in suspense. Similarly, Trump is still afloat, but he’s going down, and not just in
his willingness to take a fight into the gutter. Whether through impeachment, resignation,
or democratic vote, his time is short. And then he will go down as one of the worst
presidents in history.
When he goes down, Trump will drag along those tethered to him. For decades,
Americans will decline to forgive the Republicans of the Trump era. As sleeping pilots on
a dangerously anchored boat, Washington Republicans have a choice. Wake up and cast
off from Trump — speak your conscience, your faith, and your family values — or get
dragged down into the abyss, never to be heard from again.
Jeffery R. Wilson teaches in the Writing Program at Harvard University.
If you thought that that was schizo, here is another Nairaland thread called Why President Donald Trump Must Go To Jerusalem. The Watchers' Thread 2 - Christianity Etc (Link (2) (3) (4)/Archive (2) (3) (4)). I'm too lazy to summarize this one, but it's peak schizoposting. It looks like the thread is still being updated by the OP, with the last update being posted only a few days ago
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Most of it tracks. The 33 parallel on a Bible Earth model line up with the major Mystery sites
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Lt. H. DuBois
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Darryl Cooper of Martyrmade has a great series on Epstein and the Intelligence connection, anyone listened to that?