The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

I have seen things you people wouldn't believe.
well, let's put it this way: I passed Tannhäuser Gate and opened my seals.
Yes, I have been noticing you've been quite poetic throughout our exchanges. I just don't bring these things up, and others... because you already know
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Yes, I have been noticing you've been quite poetic throughout our exchanges. I just don't bring these things up, and others... because you already know
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Now do you know that I know that you know that I know that you know?
Others might have known I'm just talking bullshit after quoting Blade Runner and John Lennon.
 
Others might have known I'm just talking bullshit after quoting Blade Runner and John Lennon.
Do you sleep? I would imagine not, since sleeping would enter you into a higher vibrational state and therefore connect with the conciousness when they want you here on the material plane
 
Do you sleep? I would imagine not, since sleeping would enter you into a higher vibrational state and therefore connect with the conciousness when they want you here on the material plane
You think I need sleep to connect to the higher planes? I'm always connected to both, it's my conscious decision to be more on either.
There's a court case with some very interesting commentary on record involving Tesla and the court arguing over a patent. Very, very interesting commentary.
The 1943 Tesla-Marconi case?
 
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The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting CIA mantids are causing AI Mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive programming hydroxychloroquine weather manipulation Monsanto fluoride trails to distract Moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the Sandy Hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to use CERN vaccines to harvest Gnostic gangstalker Jesuit adrenochrome from our Kali Yuga Covid-19 pineal glands for Chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of Satan
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The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting CIA mantids are causing AI Mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive programming hydroxychloroquine weather manipulation Monsanto fluoride trails to distract Moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the Sandy Hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to use CERN vaccines to harvest Gnostic gangstalker Jesuit adrenochrome from our Kali Yuga Covid-19 pineal glands for Chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of Satan
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Where did you get that picture of me?
 
No, if necessary I got people for that. But you're not that interesting.
I never thought I'd write the sentence "Taylor Swift is employing mystery school rules on KiwiFarms" now I look crazy to me
 
For once that's not all that schizo. I remember reading similar papers in like 2018 and I think there was one in 2013 as well, using mobile phone data and wifi routers. Now they added AI-techniques, because of course they did. The principle has been known for a while, and combined with the multifunction sensors everyone is wearing in their pockets all the time, it's really scary. Now, the actual reconstruction of this data isn't all that easy and can't be easily done en masse, but the sheer extend of possible surveillance methods without anyone even having to bug your house is staggering these days.
Another fun one I remember was using audio data from the phone to reconstruct keyboard inputs from the typing noise. Basically an audio keylogger.
And so much camera tech. Remember Minority Report where everyone had their faces scanned all the time? It's already done, or can be done, but way less obvious than in a movie.
The only thing that saves us from truly Orwellian total surveillance is lack of processing power for all of that, and hopefully lack of interest.
However, they don't need to observe everyone all the time, as in Orwell they need the people to know that they could be under surveillance at any given time. Panoptikon.
Also, once you're suspicious you can be then easily be tracked at all times.
The good news is that at the moment all these methods require software alterations and massive data streams from your devices. It might be easily recognized once it happens. But the mass surveillance dystopia is disgustingly close, and we chose to use more and more devices that make it all even easier.

I never thought I'd write the sentence "Taylor Swift is employing mystery school rules on KiwiFarms" now I look crazy to me
Really makes you think, doesn't it.
 
There's a court case with some very interesting commentary on record involving Tesla and the court arguing over a patent. Very, very interesting commentary.
Do go on
I never thought I'd write the sentence "Taylor Swift is employing mystery school rules on KiwiFarms" now I look crazy to me
Have you met Pam swain? You guys would get along swimmingly
 
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I occasionally wonder if the shriners are somehow connected to the templars. Btw the wikipedia page for shriners has a note about a guy who sued them for a rough hazing ritual. The details are not public, which makes it impossible to confirm anything said there, but if you search the names you get a usenet exchange archived on google where other masons confirm that the "being forced to walk on an electrified mat" part is true.
 
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I occasionally wonder if the shriners are somehow connected to the templars. Btw the wikipedia page for shriners has a note about a guy who sued them for a rough hazing ritual. The details are not public, which makes it impossible to confirm anything said there, but if you search the names you get a usenet exchange archived on google where other masons confirm that the "being forced to walk on an electrified mat" part is true.
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The 1943 Tesla-Marconi case?
The Marconi case was kind of amusing, though not (the entirety of) my first thought on the matter.
It took some digging, but I('m fairly certain I) found the title of the publication:
Nikola Tesla on His Work With Alternating Currents and Their Application to Wireless Telegraphy, Telephony, and Transmission of Power: An Extended Interview

Nikola Tesla, Leland I. Anderson
That was tougher to find than I remember. One may need to get a little creative in order to find a copy these days.
 
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