Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Gravemind]

No, this isn't me. I haven't spoken to Alex in seven days, and the only times I interact with him is when he comes on OF.

You faggots really need to stop trying to make this thread about me and blaming every single person who trolls the most easily trollable person in the entire world as me. You have done this multiple times, despite me never even attempting to troll Alex before.

Move on, please.

Since you're here again, bear, let me also give my 2 cents and move on.

Stop making everything about you if you want everyone else to stop making everything about you. This is the umpteenth time you've come in here to shit up the thread by bitching about people's criticism. Look at yourself. You're even socking in order to once again make everything about Alex about you as well. You have a problem you've created yourself and the only way you're gonna resolve it is by logging off. Don't make socks in order to obfuscate your identity – your posting habits and your thin skinned reception to any criticism will almost immediately out you every single time.

You are just as much of a cow as Alex is at this point.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

Since you're here again, bear, let me also give my 2 cents and move on.

Stop making everything about you if you want everyone else to stop making everything about you. This is the umpteenth time you've come in here to shit up the thread by bitching about people's criticism. Look at yourself. You're even socking in order to once again make everything about Alex about you as well. You have a problem you've created yourself and the only way you're gonna resolve it is by logging off. Don't make socks in order to obfuscate your identity – your posting habits and your thin skinned reception to any criticism will almost immediately out you every single time.

You are just as much of a cow as Alex is at this point.

Bear is like talking to a brick wall. We had several tard wrangling sessions about his spergieness and how he should lighten the fuck up.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Dearest bear hammer:

N

- Sincerely, me.

 

[Rango Dango]

Dearest bear hammer:

I

- Sincerely, me.

 

[IKOL]

Dearest bear hammer:

G(et) G(unted)

- Sincerely, Ikolthur Benoit of Kiwi.

Since you're here again, bear, let me also give my 2 cents and move on.

Stop making everything about you if you want everyone else to stop making everything about you. This is the umpteenth time you've come in here to shit up the thread by bitching about people's criticism. Look at yourself. You're even socking in order to once again make everything about Alex about you as well. You have a problem you've created yourself and the only way you're gonna resolve it is by logging off. Don't make socks in order to obfuscate your identity – your posting habits and your thin skinned reception to any criticism will almost immediately out you every single time.

You are just as much of a cow as Alex is at this point.

Hey, I can fix him! For just humble payment of 69,667 dollars and 99 cents I will...

 

[IKOL]

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

B-B-B-B-B-BUCK BROKEN SOCKPUPPET NIGGER.

No, seriously, why are you such unfunny cunt, Bear?

 

[Media Consumer]

Dearest bear hammer:

G(et) G(unted)

- Sincerely, Ikolthur Benoit of Kiwi.

Dearest bear hammer:

E

- Sincerely, me.

 

[Dead Lion]

Dearest bear hammer:

E

- Sincerely, me.

Dearest bear hammer

R

-Sincerely, Dead Lion

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

Spoiler: I know what you are.

 

[Dead Lion]

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Link Archive Someone already archived it, interesting

Spoiler: Text

bear hammer should save himself the trouble and focus on other things instead of trying to prove the people 'wrong' on Kiwi Farms, it never works, it's futile, there's no point on going back to Kiwi Farms when he have such a reputation there. Honestly, Kiwi Farms is in it's late stages and trying to go back onto Kiwi Farms with such a reputation takes a toll on his mental health and cognitive ability especially when they can't be reasoned with. Also, why associate with people like them. They're miserable all the time. I want bear hammer to be happy and not having to focus on things like Kiwi Farms. It's not worth it. There's way more productive activities out there than being terminally online such as Photography, Calculus, Chemistry, Language Learning, Exercising, Modeling, etc. Stressful things that are rewarding in the end instead of stressful things that make people paranoid. I doubt bear hammer may take my advise but I tried.

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Rare Alex partial W. Also another confirmation that he's watching us like a Hawk.

 

[IKOL]

Do I have to draw Alex as Slaaneshi living fleshlight again then?

 

[Gravemind]

It must feel strange to know that you've garnered the interest of someone just as retarded and obsessive as you are, but about yourself.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Still think my idea about making this the Alex and tard hammered thread is silly?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Still think my idea about making this the Alex and tard hammered thread is silly?

Yes. Bear hammer has his own thread that you can shit up to make fun of him, this is Alex's thread.

Anyways apparently @Toji Suzuhara somehow had access to Alex's KF account before BBL did. He has now been permbanned.

 

[IKOL]

apparently @Toji Suzuhara somehow had access to Alex's KF account before BBL did. He has now been permbanned.

Toji, my nigga, why...

 

[Nome]

Yes. Bear hammer has his own thread that you can shit up to make fun of him, this is Alex's thread.

Anyways apparently @Toji Suzuhara somehow had access to Alex's KF account before BBL did. He has now been permbanned.
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Weird. The post Null is quoting mentions the incident where BBL gave the password out to everybody in the thread on a sock account. Does that mean that BBL gave the password to Toji BEFORE he decided to shit up the thread with Alex's account or did Toji manage to get Alex's password first? Personally I think it's the former

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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And so, @AnOminous stays the undefeated champion of "user with most posts on the Farms".
RIP my nigga. I guess he can come back a few weeks later on a sock.

 

[Dead Lion]

Yes. Bear hammer has his own thread that you can shit up to make fun of him, this is Alex's thread.

Anyways apparently @Toji Suzuhara somehow had access to Alex's KF account before BBL did. He has now been permbanned.
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Before, so i guess the dumb nigger's from some dumb nigger discord getting dumb nigger aids from other dumb niggers

I swear to god what is this fucking thread anymore. I just want to laugh at a DA sperg

Weird. The post Null is quoting mentions the incident where BBL gave the password out to everybody in the thread on a sock account. Does that mean that BBL gave the password to Toji BEFORE he decided to shit up the thread with Alex's account or did Toji manage to get Alex's password first? Personally I think it's the former

Before Alexe's account was banned for being compromised. BBL alluded to people helping him so presumably it's some faggy discord clique. And i guess Toji was in it. This is worrying.

 

[Gravemind]

Weird. The post Null is quoting mentions the incident where BBL gave the password out to everybody in the thread on a sock account. Does that mean that BBL gave the password to Toji BEFORE he decided to shit up the thread with Alex's account or did Toji manage to get Alex's password first? Personally I think it's the former

We don't know and Null doesn't wish to elaborate further, I would imagine precisely to cut down on rampant speculation (good luck lol) and whatever gay faggotry is going on in the background surrounding Alex.

Definitely an interesting development. I wasn't expecting there to be gay nigger Discord groups attempting gay nigger gay ops on Alex.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Weird. The post Null is quoting mentions the incident where BBL gave the password out to everybody in the thread on a sock account. Does that mean that BBL gave the password to Toji BEFORE he decided to shit up the thread with Alex's account or did Toji manage to get Alex's password first? Personally I think it's the former

How or why he would I have no idea, I just have to trust the ooperator that the faggot he hates somehow had access to Alex's account. I'm not doubting that this happened though, God damnit Toji.

And so, @AnOminous stays the undefeated champion of "user with most posts on the Farms".
RIP my nigga. I guess he can come back a few weeks later on a sock.

I don't fully know if Toji is going to be able to sock, he'd probably be somewhat easy to spot and he's a red strikethrough. All it takes is one report and his socks are gone.