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#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm said:
Not just a few pages back AnOminous gave a glowing review about the product you are interested. "The habanero variety has a few more ingredients. aged habanero peppers, distilled vinegar, vegetable blend (carrots onions garlic), salt, lime juice, granulated garlic, vegetable gum. Carrots are a perfectly cromulent ingredient for a hotter pepper and definitely a good choice."

Sorry I was slow to respond please don't dock my pay @Billy Bong I promise to shill the sauce harder.
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No billybux for you. Habanero is not Jalapeno!

You have the original:
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The Habanero:
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and the Jalapeno:
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All available at www.rickeyssauce.com
Use Code: "Karl Lost" for 10% off.

FREE SHIPPING in the US
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
People need to stop listening to that guy.
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Peter Dinklege is the definition of "fuck you, got mine". He only got famous due to being a dwarf and then he had the gall to go "Disney if you hire actual Dwarfs for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs you are offensive." There must have been plenty of dwarf actors hopeful for getting a role in the Snow White movie but after Dinklege's comments it seemed like hiring dwarfs to play dwarfs was problematic so instead they're just CGI creatures.
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As if dwarfs are fantasy creatures like gremlins or whatnot. No dwarfs are very much real and they probably would have liked a role in the movie if Dinklege didn't cause a stink about how hiring Dwarfs to play Dwarfs is somehow offensive.
 
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Burger Kong said:
I looked up "peter dinklege pixels" and I only had to scroll down once to find a pic of Billy so I suppose you're right.
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Unless they're purposely being ironic depicting Billy as a midget is kind of dumb since every picture I've seen of the guy has him as the tallest guy in the room. There is definitely lots of things you can make fun of Billy about but his height is not one of those things.

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What a Chad. Billy is a good looking man.
 
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It's ironic that now Billy gets to dunk on Karl this much, and all he can say in return is "stop showing me his tweets."

The loudest shit talker now can't say anything. That's the definition of BTFO'd.

NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
Yeah, but nobody cares about that movie.
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That movie has been on my hard drive for years, and I have never watched it a second time. Beyond Kevin James being a meme president, it's not memorable at all.
 
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bortherman said:
No billybux for you. Habanero is not Jalapeno!

You have the original:
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The Habanero:
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and the Jalapeno:
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All available at www.rickeyssauce.com
Use Code: "Karl Lost" for 10% off.

FREE SHIPPING in the US
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Apparently there used to be gallon jugs of the normal and habanero available at Sam’s Club, but I’m guessing it’s been discontinued:


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Sharpeteer said:
It's ironic that now Billy gets to dunk on Karl this much, and all he can say in return is "stop showing me his tweets."

The loudest shit talker now can't say anything. That's the definition of BTFO'd.


That movie has been on my hard drive for years, and I have never watched it a second time. Beyond Kevin James being a meme president, it's not memorable at all.
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Also this meme:
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clever handle said:
The fallout for this whole lawsuit business *is* really funny, but how long do you guys suppose it'll take for Billy's jabs on Twitter to go from amicable to obnoxiously one-note? Do you suppose he'll wring this out until it gets to that point?
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It may get to the point where people stop glazing him for it, but Karl was talking massive levels of shit for over three years.

I think Billy’s earned it.
 
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Burger Kong said:
Peter Dinklege is the definition of "fuck you, got mine". He only got famous due to being a dwarf and then he had the gall to go "Disney if you hire actual Dwarfs for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs you are offensive." There must have been plenty of dwarf actors hopeful for getting a role in the Snow White movie but after Dinklege's comments it seemed like hiring dwarfs to play dwarfs was problematic so instead they're just CGI creatures.
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As if dwarfs are fantasy creatures like gremlins or whatnot. No dwarfs are very much real and they probably would have liked a role in the movie if Dinklege didn't cause a stink about how hiring Dwarfs to play Dwarfs is somehow offensive.
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He really pulled the step stool up on those people.

He really think he's as clever as Tyrion.
 
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Yandex Captcha Solver said:
I'm seeing the gallon containers in stock at Gordon Food Service down in FL. $24 a gallon is quite a steal if your in the area. Looks to be stocked in all/most of the stores in the state.

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It looks like that's the way to go if you can. Most of the other sauces mild enough you could go through a gallon before it went off are terrible.
 
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Karl's fans after the fact, and Completionist fans after the fact - I cannot tell the difference.

Jirard deleted negatives comments and people denied it, as well as minimize the damage by saying critics are wasting their time.

Karl deletes negative comments and people deny it. as well as minimize the damage by saying critics are wasting their time.

So blissfully unaware of how they sound exactly like the people they make fun of.

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Also just gonna ignore that his views have fallen off the cliff in comparison to prior uploads.

The dumb fans are the ones that lolcows want.
 
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Now that Karl's credibility has been completely shot, do you reckon some videos deserve a second examination? His video on Dream, the one where he was given first hand information from Dream himself during the cheating scandal, could get another look through to see if Karl himself has omitted some details or got things wrong either for or against Dream.
 
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NegaBoogie1488 said:
Set your Sam’s club store to West Palm Beach. It’s only available for that store and Port Saint Lucie site for whatever reason.

Edit* it is going for $12 a gallon at Sam’s.
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I wonder if it's a supply issue. If they have a limited production ability it's probably not practical to divert from the more expensive smaller bottles just to be at Sam's Club for what has to be razor-thin margins. The pepper mash (and aging process) is the most expensive part of the sauce and is the first ingredient.

All the other gallon sauces at comparable prices that I know of have vinegar as the first ingredient, plus they mostly have Red 40 because otherwise they would look like the weaksauces they are.

I'd kind of like to get a gallon. It's not really practical to dilute the expensive small bottle with butter just to make actual Buffalo wings with it, but I bet they'd be really good.
 
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AnOminous said:
I wonder if it's a supply issue. If they have a limited production ability it's probably not practical to divert from the more expensive smaller bottles just to be at Sam's Club for what has to be razor-thin margins. The pepper mash (and aging process) is the most expensive part of the sauce and is the first ingredient.

All the other gallon sauces at comparable prices that I know of have vinegar as the first ingredient, plus they mostly have Red 40 because otherwise they would look like the weaksauces they are.

I'd kind of like to get a gallon. It's not really practical to dilute the expensive small bottle with butter just to make actual Buffalo wings with it, but I bet they'd be really good.
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I am originally from that area with a lot of family so when I am visiting family next time, I am picking up a gallon of it, unless their website starts selling it. I will be visiting Rickey’s in person as well as it’s 40 miles south of West Palm.

I know Costco carried local products, like pasta sauces from local Restaurants. I think you are right that they cannot produce enough to keep up with demands of a whole sales store like Sam’s. Hopefully Billy gets enough recognition and boost in sales so he can expand his operations.

Big difference between Billy and Karl is that Billy grew up and applied the same dedication he had for DK to his sauce business. Karl cried to his wife after Dam and produced AI slop content, then lost all the money he made from said slop. How can a grown ass adult name his SON Maximus Wong.
 
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