Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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The sticky sock said:
I love that all my Lolcows are in therapy now (except for Karl, he can't afford one).
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If you're trying to get disability payments (aka autism bux) for mental health issues than you want a history of seeking treatment with mental health professionals like therapists. I don't know what other lolcows you're following but it's possible they are just going through the motions of doing therapy just to get that sweet, sweet autism bux.
 
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SoyBoyCaliphate said:
Such an insanely cucked attitude. Jobst's wouldn't ever mention Notch even if he paid everything he owed and more, like he would still probably condemn him live on video if pushed by his Troon audience. Yet notch will still support him and take the bat for him over retarded drama about cheating 30 years ago. Genuinely mind blowing.
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Even notch might get annoyed if he realized this albino fag was lying to him all along about what the case was even about.
 
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It appears that the gallon sauce is being sold at Sam’s clubs in South Florida. Next time I visit my family down there, I am definitely picking up a few gallons at that price and shipping it back, hoping one makes it intact. I had more today for lunch and it definitely grew on me, probably my go to hot sauce.

I want to try the jalapeño one next. IMG_6590.webp
 
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NegaBoogie1488 said:
It appears that the gallon sauce is being sold at Sam’s clubs in South Florida. Next time I visit my family down there, I am definitely picking up a few gallons at that price and shipping it back, hoping one makes it intact. I had more today for lunch and it definitely grew on me, probably my go to hot sauce.
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Definitely worth it. I have bought the super vinegar heavy Crystal by the gallon for similar prices (back when it was $5 or so but that was 20 years ago).
 
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AnOminous said:
Definitely worth it. I have bought the super vinegar heavy Crystal by the gallon for similar prices (back when it was $5 or so but that was 20 years ago).
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If you ever get the chance, Gator Sauce is pretty good but has more of a celery flavor to it.

(Karl’s thread? More like King Billy’s Hot Sauce thread)
 
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NegaBoogie1488 said:
(Karl’s thread? More like King Billy’s Hot Sauce thread)
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As it should be, because Billy Mitchell's legacy is way more interesting than fucking Karl Jobst - your typical tranny-guarding blowhard gamer who wastes his life away obsessing over decades-old scores and what categories they were submitted under.
 
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Sharpeteer said:
As it should be, because Billy Mitchell's legacy is way more interesting than fucking Karl Jobst - your typical tranny-guarding blowhard gamer who wastes his life away obsessing over decades-old scores and what categories they were submitted under.
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Billy Mitchell has instant charisma just from his American flag ties and constant thumbs up in his photo ops. King of Kong might be a documentary but it easily could have been some Adam Sandler movie where Billy Mitchell is the over the top villain lampooning guys stuck in the 70s/80s and shilling hot sauce. There's a reason that cartoons like Regular Show are making caricatures of Billy while Steve Wiebe is mostly forgotten.

The final boss of Donkey Kong isn't even Donkey Kong anymore it's fucking Billy Mitchell.
 
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I just realized something. My tiny irrelevant literal-who Xitter account used to be blocked by Billy despite me never interacting with him and only possibly once commenting under a post of Yobst (whom I never followed). I checked in after Yobst lost, and I was already unblocked. It didn't click in my brain at the time, but now that Billy has already come forward with the admission of watching MATI, KC and (maybe?) lurking KF, my guess is that either he or someone with access to his page went on a massive unblocking spree of people following the aforementioned accounts. If true, that'd be a true champ move, lol. :semperfidelis:
 
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Burger Kong said:
Billy Mitchell has instant charisma just from his American flag ties and constant thumbs up in his photo ops. King of Kong might be a documentary but it easily could have been some Adam Sandler movie where Billy Mitchell is the over the top villain lampooning guys stuck in the 70s/80s and shilling hot sauce.
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wasn't peter dinklege in pixels to a lesser extent a Billy Mitchell
 
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Michael Bluth said:
wasn't peter dinklege in pixels to a lesser extent a Billy Mitchell
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I looked up "peter dinklege pixels" and I only had to scroll down once to find a pic of Billy so I suppose you're right.
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Unless they're purposely being ironic depicting Billy as a midget is kind of dumb since every picture I've seen of the guy has him as the tallest guy in the room. There is definitely lots of things you can make fun of Billy about but his height is not one of those things.

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Michael Bluth said:
anyone try the jalepeno version? I'm leaning towards getting that one but am curious on any reviews
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Not just a few pages back AnOminous gave a glowing review about the product you are interested. "The habanero variety has a few more ingredients. aged habanero peppers, distilled vinegar, vegetable blend (carrots onions garlic), salt, lime juice, granulated garlic, vegetable gum. Carrots are a perfectly cromulent ingredient for a hotter pepper and definitely a good choice."

Sorry I was slow to respond please don't dock my pay @Billy Bong I promise to shill the sauce harder.
 
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