Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[AnOminous]

A couple of new Billy tweets that haven't been posted.

He's basically kneeling on his neck while Jobst moans "I can't BREEEEEATHE!"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He's basically kneeling on his neck while Jobst moans "I can't BREEEEEATHE!"

Unrealistic. That would never happen to a white man.

 

[Retink Retunk]

A couple of new Billy tweets that haven't been posted.
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I was going to say he's pushing the good will he won with that last one, but then I remembered how Karl smugly said he'd go out of his way to fuck Billy over if Karl won. As such, Suffa Jobst.

 

[Michael Bluth]

anyone try the jalepeno version? I'm leaning towards getting that one but am curious on any reviews

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I was going to say he's pushing the good will he won with that last one, but then I remembered how Karl smugly said he'd go out of his way to fuck Billy over if Karl won. As such, Suffa Jobst.

Now that there is no appeal possible he can be as big of an asshole as he wants.
No judge will see his behavior and reduce the amount of money owed because of it.

I wish Billy would publish the enforcement warrant and the supporting statement for it.

 

[deerbeer]

Why doesn't Karl reupload that one video he took down the day he lost the lawsuit? I mean I can't promise it will do as well as he wanted but he already made it, so it can't hurt to reupload it.

I wonder if he pissed off the sponsorship of that video by deciding to take it down. I recall he said the reason he uploaded it was due to the sponsorship obligation.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Why doesn't Karl reupload that one video he took down the day he lost the lawsuit? I mean I can't promise it will do as well as he wanted but he already made it, so it can't hurt to reupload it.

I wonder if he pissed off the sponsorship of that video by deciding to take it down. I recall he said the reason he uploaded it was due to the sponsorship obligation.

The DCS video was going to get him sued for defamation again.
He was making claims about the batteries that were not established as fact, like the car that went up in flames because the "battery exploded". It is likely that happened, but making a factual statement about it as a random youtuber and using AI analysis of a picture to support it, that is just asking for it.

He also talked about another company suing DCS because of battery defects that supposedly caused another fire.

None of those things have been established as true in court and DCS is known as litigious. Karl pussied out, and his video was really bad.
He portrayed the company and the guy behind it as real assholes (which the guy likely is), but did it in a way that left him open to getting his ass spanked once again.

 

[New Username]

Regardless of the legal case, anyone whose gimmick it is to call their viewers "absolute legends" deserves to be kicked in the balls repeatedly.

 

[AnOminous]

Unrealistic. That would never happen to a white man.

Is a feeble albino who can't even go out in the sun without melting really a white MAN or something else?

It is likely that happened, but making a factual statement about it as a random youtuber and using AI analysis of a picture to support it, that is just asking for it.

Let's consult AI about that.

Karl Jobst recently stated that AI never lies and is relying on it to make potentially defamatory statements. Is AI really completely incapable of being wrong?

I don't know about this answer. Not feeling good, AIbros.

No, AI is not completely incapable of being wrong. While AI systems like myself are designed to provide accurate information, we can still make mistakes due to various reasons such as:

• Outdated or incomplete training data
• Misunderstanding the context or intent
• Limited domain knowledge
• Biased or flawed algorithms

In the case of the text you provided, it appears to be a snippet from a web page with a potentially inflammatory or off-topic content. This could be an example of AI being misused or providing information that is misleading or inaccurate.

I'm a large language model, my responses are generated based on patterns and associations learned from the data I was trained on. While I strive to provide accurate and helpful information, I am not perfect and can make mistakes.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Is a feeble albino who can't even go out in the sun without melting really a white MAN or something else?

If not it would be animal cruelty, which is worse than stepping on a Nigger.

 

[Burger Kong]

Regardless of the legal case, anyone whose gimmick it is to call their viewers "absolute legends" deserves to be kicked in the balls repeatedly.

-be a Karl Jobst fan
-homeless on the streets, sucking dick for crack money
-turn on a Karl video
-he says Billy is a complete shithead but I'm apparently an absolute legend
-even though Karl has never met me I feel content that he considers me legendary
-make a comfortable little place to sleep in the dumpster as I soak in Karl's words and think about how generations from now people will be speaking of my legend around the campfire
-"you absolute legends"
-a tear falls down my cheek as I think about how I have made it into the pantheon of legends

 

[Deputy Riddle]

Regardless of the legal case, anyone whose gimmick it is to call their viewers "absolute legends" deserves to be kicked in the balls repeatedly.

The whole thing is unconditional positive reinforcement for a group of people who'd normally not receive as such. You see it with all mentally ill/leftist "entertainers".

You'd be shocked at how cult-like behaviors arise in youtubers communities because of how innate parasocial bonds are to people who can't form regular bonds due to their own bs behavior

 

[Sharpeteer]

Just got mine, had it with homemade nuggies.

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It’s not ground breaking, but it’s a way better than Frank’s and is great with chicken. This will be amazing with chicken wings.

Thank you Karl, without you, I wouldn’t have this wonderful wing hot sauce in my life.

I love it, just had more with my lunch today. I really do not care for the hot sauces that are so hot they set your mouth on fire, but I like to simply add some heat/spice to whatever food I'm eating.

I will absolutely be buying more when I eventually run out.

A couple of new Billy tweets that haven't been posted.
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I think he's still got way more deserved gloating time, but eventually yeah, the novelty will start to wear off, which is unfortunate - had Karl won, he would be going after Billy, his son, and his wife, likely for the rest of his entire YouTube run.

Billy earned this, along with all that money his new albino wagie needs to pay him, because there's no way this motherfucker has the money laying around to pay him and his lawyers that money, so unless Notch wants to front the entire bill, he's going to do the payment plan option - have fun paying Billy biweekly/monthly for pretty much the rest of your life.

The DCS video was going to get him sued for defamation again.
He was making claims about the batteries that were not established as fact, like the car that went up in flames because the "battery exploded". It is likely that happened, but making a factual statement about it as a random youtuber and using AI analysis of a picture to support it, that is just asking for it.

He also talked about another company suing DCS because of battery defects that supposedly caused another fire.

None of those things have been established as true in court and DCS is known as litigious. Karl pussied out, and his video was really bad.
He portrayed the company and the guy behind it as real assholes (which the guy likely is), but did it in a way that left him open to getting his ass spanked once again.

Louis Rossmann also talked about this, the big difference between these two though is that Louis dared DCS to sue him, and nothing has happened. Although to be fair I'm sure they considered the idea for a second before realizing Louis would have a billionaire at the company FUTO backing him, and decided against it.

It's funny, considering a video from Karl on DCS would probably be very well received by people who know about this if the circumstances surrounding Karl were different. Now he can't even rightfully call people out without getting questioned. Credibility gone.

The whole thing is unconditional positive reinforcement for a group of people who'd normally not receive as such. You see it with all mentally ill/leftist "entertainers".

You'd be shocked at how cult-like behaviors arise in youtubers communities because of how innate parasocial bonds are to people who can't form regular bonds due to their own bs behavior

I would genuinely prefer if they were honest and treated me like another number on their view count, meaning just not acknowledging me personally at all.

Otherwise it just feels forced, and like you want something in return. I watch your videos... with Ublock Origin and Sponsorblock, it's not like I'm doing anything for you.

And I absolutely agree that these little positive affirmations make people think they truly are part of some sort of special club, when in reality you are, to someone like Karl, just a means to fund their misleading GFM.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Louis Rossmann also talked about this, the big difference between these two though is that Louis dared DCS to sue him, and nothing has happened. Although to be fair I'm sure they considered the idea for a second before realizing Louis would have a billionaire at the company FUTO backing him, and decided against it.

Louis Rossman also only talked about the battery life and charge cycles, backed with evidence the Australian government published itself, and proof that the company edited their return policy guaranteed charge of the battery after a certain amount of cycles. He helped defend a small youtuber who was presenting his own evidence of the poor quality of the batteries, who was being threatened and sued by DCS to silence him.

Karl's video rehashed that topic, but did so in a very cheap way, and then presented two different topics in addition that are currently also legal topics in Australian courts and presented an opinion on these as factual truth.

 

[Schpoots]

King Kong should make a new hot sauce. Call it Legends Only, Albino Tears or something Jobst related. Make it a SUPER salty sauce.

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

Wouldn't that actually help with the impressions for the video?

Comments, likes and suscriptions are not important on modern youtube.
Only three things matter: click-through rate, average watch time and total watch time.
Videos also get recommended based on the channel performance, so it's easier for big channels with lots of videos to get recommended than smaller ones.

 

[AnOminous]

Finally got Billy's sauces. Two of them, the standard and the habanero.

Since others have reviewed these and I generally concur, I'll just get to a couple specifics.

First, the ingredients. The classic variety, which is apparently the original recipe, is aged red peppers, distilled vinegar, salt, vegetable gum, garlic. This is the kind of ingredient list you want. The only one I don't include in my own is vegetable gum, often called xanthan gum. This just keeps it from separating and makes it flow easily and also allegedly has health benefits.

The habanero variety has a few more ingredients. aged habanero peppers, distilled vinegar, vegetable blend (carrots onions garlic), salt, lime juice, granulated garlic, vegetable gum. Carrots are a perfectly cromulent ingredient for a hotter pepper and definitely a good choice.

The fact it lists habanero as the first and only pepper implies the pepper mash is entirely habanero. The classic variety lists a "pepper blend" and I assume that's proprietary. Good choice. It's obviously heavy on cayenne. Maybe red jalapenos. Maybe even a bit of tabasco, or other milder red peppers. I'm not going to rack my brains, whatever, it's a good blend.

So what to test them with? Obviously wings. I made them unseasoned, with nothing more than a bit of baking powder and salt, to crisp them up in beef tallow. After a bite of the wing to get a baseline on it, added a couple drops of the basic sauce. Despite the low amount of vinegar, it flows easily through the common hot sauce cap of a plastic disk with a small hole in it, somewhat thicker than Tabasco.

This is milder than Tabasco, as noted, and slightly thicker. It is arguably better, although I am a Tabasco loyalist. Despite being higher in pepper content, though, it shouldn't frighten anyone. Just don't douse the whole wing in it if that bothers you. And you can taste the garlic, often overwhelmed in hotter sauces.

Next to the habanero. This is more on the level of heat I like. You might notice it has more ingredients. It's fairly common to add other texture ingredients to hotter sauce, but this still isn't particularly monstrous. It is definitely within my comfortable range, so I doused the wing in it after the couple drops test.

It's hot, but again, not overwhelming, so you can still taste the lesser ingredients. It's also slightly thicker than the original, probably because of the texture ingredients like carrots.

I think the original is actually the best, although as a heat guy, the habanero is more to my taste and if I were going to make the wings in the sauce (instead of unflavored and adding it at the end) I'd definitely pick this one.

Slightly pricy for a gourmet sauce, but far from the most expensive (and I have paid more for stuff not as good).

Two thumbs up, because I only have two thumbs to give.

If you want to make wings actually in sauce, either of these would combine well with butter and knock Frank's right out of the ballpark.

 

[The sticky sock]

I love that all my Lolcows are in therapy now (except for Karl, he can't afford one).

 

[SoyBoyCaliphate]

Same reason Elon Musk says a bunch of shit that he never follows through on, or swiftly backtracks on. The social media high is fleeting and the reality of a years long lawsuit + hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees, yeah I can see why he'd not want to do that. I wouldn't read into it any more than that. I would also wager than the costs were far more than what he was expecting when he made this post.

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It's like when null asked if he should voluntarily enter into a lawsuit with Stebbins. The answer is no. It's even worse if you're not even a party and you're just voluntarily paying someone else's legal bills.

Such an insanely cucked attitude. Jobst's wouldn't ever mention Notch even if he paid everything he owed and more, like he would still probably condemn him live on video if pushed by his Troon audience. Yet notch will still support him and take the bat for him over retarded drama about cheating 30 years ago. Genuinely mind blowing.

Supporting someone who would actively go after you for YouTube views over someone who did something that isn't even like morally wrong for 99% of people (playing on MAME instead of real hardware, who gives a fucking shit lol). Sure notch is rich enough to not care, but the point is that people like Karl wouldn't mind destroying his life if he wasn't rich enough to not care.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

New video on one of Okuplok's Doom maps. Personally I don't care for achievements on mods/romhacks but Okuplok is a name I hadn't heard in a while. I used to watch his Star Fox videos. I would like to tell him that I have now beaten everything up to and including the hardest difficulties in both Star Fox 1 and 2 (Final) on original SNES Hardware and even discover a new method for easily getting 9 Special Weapons in 2 (Enter level, collect 2, exit back to map, repeat until 9 Special Weapons). Sad to see Karl continue to pick on him, that's what originally made him leave and delete his original videos from the 2000s.