Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Nome]

faggy discord clique

Why does this shit keep happening to every single site I like using. Fuck's sake man.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Yes. Bear hammer has his own thread that you can shit up to make fun of him, this is Alex's thread.

Well that's too bad because I have already depicted you as the nofunallowed robot so your argument is now invalid.

I wasn't expecting there to be gay nigger Discord groups attempting gay nigger gay ops on Alex.

I was surprised it took this long, giving it a month before leaks come out where there's a discord with at least three thread regulars orbiting Alex.

 

[Gravemind]

I was surprised it took this long, giving it a month before leaks come out where there's a discord with at least three thread regulars orbiting Alex.

Alex is proving to be a singularity of autism, sucking in autism from all around him.

IMO, this is the funniest development as of yet, and in a long while now.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I was surprised it took this long, giving it a month before leaks come out where there's a discord with at least three thread regulars orbiting Alex.

This is what I'm most upset about. Toji probably isn't the only one, and it could possibly be another thread writer as well who was pulling gay-ops with him. Maybe I'm just thinking about the worst because I'm upset, I don't know. This is incredibly gay and retarded.

 

[Rango Dango]

Yes. Bear hammer has his own thread that you can shit up to make fun of him, this is Alex's thread.

Anyways apparently @Toji Suzuhara somehow had access to Alex's KF account before BBL did. He has now been permbanned.
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It seems like my heart shrunk 3 sizes today......

 

[Asian tech support]

Why does this shit keep happening to every single site I like using. Fuck's sake man.

I'm gonna be 100% honest with you chief, you've made 1800 posts in a single month and have taken to the exact threads where the gayest of gay shit happens. You seem cool but that right there is a hallmark of exactly what you've pointed out. Stay frosty because I think a good few would be upset if a promising 2025 join date like yourself ended up caught in a similar situation.

 

[Dead Lion]

Why does this shit keep happening to every single site I like using. Fuck's sake man.

Spend enough time in lolcow threads and this is unfortunately common. Especially when it comes to old-school cows like Alex who aren't internet famous. A gay clique spawns immediatly out of thin air.

One one hand it's sad. Alex dosn't deserve this he's completely harmless and nobody is going to go out on a limb to Guard Dog him like Null did back in the day for CWC. On the other hand It's very funny especially from the BH angle who despite being Alog-in-Chief was not invited to this retardation.

 

[Gravemind]

On the other hand It's very funny especially from the BH angle who despite being Alog-in-Chief was not invited to this retardation.

Thus begins the countdown to when he starts screaming about this on OF.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I'm gonna be 100% honest with you chief, you've made 1800 posts in a single month and have taken to the exact threads where the gayest of gay shit happens. You seem cool but that right there is a hallmark of exactly what you've pointed out. Stay frosty because I think a good few would be upset if a promising 2025 join date like yourself ended up caught in a similar situation.

It will be found out that NOME is underage, calling it now.

It's very funny especially from the BH angle who despite being Alog-in-Chief was not invited to this retardation.

 

[Rango Dango]

Alex dosn't deserve this he's completely harmless

It seems we need to remind people that Alex is a pedophile that jacks off to limbless children.

 

[Nome]

Alex dosn't deserve this he's completely harmless

yeah, just keep him away from the cripples and children... and crippled children

 

[Verpa Teutonica Ingens]

It seems we need to remind people that Alex is a pedophile that jacks off to limbless children.

Pictures of children who are completely harmless *ba-dum tss*

 

[IKOL]

It seems we need to remind people that Alex is a pedophile that jacks off to limbless children.

You're about to become our messeger for Turkey Tom.

Are you ready?

 

[Rango Dango]

You're about to become our messeger for Turkey Tom.

Are you ready?

yeah, just gimme a second, i need to jump off a 10-story building rq, brb

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

There has to be a mistake about Toji I want to cope so bad. Sure he had a gay anime name and was a sperg for constantly slapfighting with BPfats. But I never would have thought he would pull gayops. Really shocking to hear since he had been around since the hall of shame thread and didn't really give out red flags like bear hammer.

 

[Lovely Kin]

I haven't followed Alex for some time, but rip Toji. Shame that it had to end that way.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Alex is too busy with his other hobbies and has no time to be terminally online...

Photography,

Alex takes the same picture of his back porch multiple times a day, every day, for years. He is not a photographer.

Calculus,

Alex has never shown any proof that he can do calculus. His claim that he dropped out of college because he was too smart is highly dubious.

Chemistry,

Again, Alex has never shown any proof of doing anything chemistry related other than posting memes he copied off other websites.

Language Learning,

Alex is studying 150+ languages and can't speak or read any of them with any skill. Not even English.

Exercising,

Lol

Modeling,

Double lol

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Toji is a 'cordnigger?

Its so over​

It will be found out that NOME is underage, calling it now.

I remember him talking about rats in his apartment so I don't think he is underage. He just blogposts a lot (honestly I find it funny so I don't really mind it).

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Oh no, Toji got permabanned? What's he going to do? He's like a poor mexican or something, who probably spends every moment of the day on KF to hide from the chaos outside. This ban might actually kill him. Very sad.

Unfortunately people who are overly present on the site tend to go down this road. Like a teen taking a baggie of the hard stuff from a drug dealer, eventually some individual of ill repute offers to hand them an invite to a discord server or DM group, and it's all downhill from there.

It seems we need to remind people that Alex is a pedophile that jacks off to limbless children.

He's a retard though. If the Hogendorps hadn't left their dopey son to coom and tard out alone in his room constantly because they've given up hope on him becoming anything of value, then he probably wouldn't have gone down this road.

 

[AnOminous]

how would you "orchestrate a riot," Alex?

He really hates his retarded, autistic face.

I can't blame him. I mean lmao. Just look at his face.

It radiates nuclear autism.

I'm guessing people mostly just ignored him until he pissed off an extremely bored kiwi.

Most people don't spawn camp and then immediately post to the easy to track usernames thread. That shit's autistic. Retarded autists should be given a chance to sperg out before getting doxed.

He's trying to prove he doesn't have a Precambrian brain by posting complex maths. He can post as many mathematical equations as he wants, it won't undo the fact he was in special classes and needed a "personal helper" in school.

If he's so smart why doesn't he prove the Collatz Conjecture?

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MylarBalloonBratz
28 mins ago
Yes I don't make public posts about Kiwifarms etc either I don't want to feed the trolls.

BetterSkatez
3 mins ago
I agree. I don't know why I kept doing this. It's my fault I let myself be terminally online for years at the point it has damaged my cognition and attention span when I should've focused on doing mathematics and science more than being anxious about YouTube censorship and listening to terminally online losers who express anger over things not working their way amongst other things. I must've wasted a chunk of my life complaining about all the political crap and saying dumb shit that was on my mind. The worst part is that it takes time not to fall in that same trap again so I really gotta consider what I want to do with my life.

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Remind myself to be positive over all the chaos, no matter what happens. It's the only way.

That Mylarballoonbratz guy is probably this known cow:

Lolcow Thread 'MylarBalloonFan / ILoveMylarBalloons / Sam "Sammy" Petersen'

Mar 8, 2013

MOD EDIT: The original OP was shit and Mylar deserves better. Thanks to @chimpburgers for rewriting it.

Mylarballoonfan is an old school lolcow that has been around for years, making videos about his various fetishes and interacting with his friends like CoolDudeClem. He's went so far as to buy an overpriced Bratz TV import just to satisfy his bizarre obsession with Bratz dolls. One of his other quirks is having a rabid hatred for specific decades like the 1980s or the 2010s and making tons of rant videos about it. He goes by other names but on this site, we prefer to call him...

• shutupman
• Replies: 4,758
• Forum: Lolcows

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He's giving good advice. He quit chimping out and his thread has been dead as a doornail for years.

And so, @AnOminous stays the undefeated champion of "user with most posts on the Farms".
RIP my nigga. I guess he can come back a few weeks later on a sock.

I'll never catch up to @paintingatree.