Containment Random Chris Updates

Pick any 5 Smiths songs

You rang?

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Chris: "It was Hitler, he made me draw dat dere picture of Megan all naked and juicay"
Friend: "Now, Chris, you know Hitler has been dead for a very long time, longer than we've been on this earth"
Chris: "Okay then, it was his damn ghost! Damn Nazi Hitler ghost, he makes me touch muhself at night in my mudder's brazier"
Friend: "wha.......?"
 
Oh. It's only 15 seconds. Can someone merge this with Random Updates?

For me, that performance was like a -10/+10..there were not enough blow-up dolls, and there were too many Freudian nightmares about a young boy, who deals with his sexual arousal over his mother by imitating women he will never be or trib with.
Not even Clinton would clap at this retarded performance in the name of social justice.
 
Did...did Chris not know about Hitler?

People may complain about the lack of content, the lackluster "sagas" (e-begging saga, idiot entrepreneur saga, bankruptcy saga, shit himself and do nothing saga), but Chris' baseline speech and mannerisms are fascinating to me.
 
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