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Mariposa Electrique said:
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Until Duterte came along, gave free condoms, and shot anyone he believed to be a blight to society.
 
Blarmed&Dangerous said:
Did...did Chris not know about Hitler?

People may complain about the lack of content, the lackluster "sagas" (e-begging saga, idiot entrepreneur saga, bankruptcy saga, shit himself and do nothing saga), but Chris' baseline speech and mannerisms are fascinating to me.
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I just like the "he did some bad things". Like that's how he describes what happened to millions of innocent people.
Chris has used harsher language to describe what we've "done" to him... we're the worst, we're monsters, bastards, horrible human beings, freaks, and bullies who drag his good name through the worst mud, dirt, and bodily fluids. But Hitler? He just did some bad things. We all do bad things. It's fine.

The American Hedgehog said:
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I want her to respond; but at the same time I pray she never sees this horrifying nightmare.
 
4Macie said:
I just like the "he did some bad things". Like that's how he describes what happened to millions of innocent people.
Chris has used harsher language to describe what we've "done" to him... we're the worst, we're monsters, bastards, horrible human beings, freaks, and bullies who drag his good name through the worst mud, dirt, and bodily fluids. But Hitler? He just did some bad things. We all do bad things. It's fine.
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He does not actually care what Hitler did, he cares about looking good and struttin' for da ladies. We've entered the
"Vir-Chu Signaling Saga"
 
What your gender means, according to science, Chris should not be allowed inside a women's restroom or within the vicinity of children.
Remember when Chris got drunk every single day....and remember what a lunatic Chris actually is.
 
God, I just had a horrible vision of Chris pulling a Schmorky and using that squeeky MLP voice all the time because it sounds slightly more 'feminine'.
 
4Macie said:
I just like the "he did some bad things". Like that's how he describes what happened to millions of innocent people.
Chris has used harsher language to describe what we've "done" to him... we're the worst, we're monsters, bastards, horrible human beings, freaks, and bullies who drag his good name through the worst mud, dirt, and bodily fluids. But Hitler? He just did some bad things. We all do bad things. It's fine.
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This essay is about the second World War, where the US went against Germany and Japan. The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!
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